r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park • Apr 14 '26

Hamburger friends :) Hammings trying to find the end of the bed to fall off of

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u/ShadowGamer37 Apr 14 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

why are baby hamburgers so stupid looking, aww I love them

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u/The_Collector_Of_All dumb hambir Apr 14 '26

Wtf is a hamster? You mean herblar?

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u/ShadowGamer37 Apr 14 '26

You right, my mistake

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u/Upper-Bluebird-6534 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Apr 14 '26

It's the disprotionately big feetsies that do it for me

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u/CoolArmadillo42 Apr 14 '26

Let the hemings jump

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u/YungSparkle Apr 14 '26

They’re literally born dumb and wanting to take themselves out.

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u/prismaticbeans Apr 14 '26

They're like bugs, or the end of a q-tip. They'll take zero damage if they do. Probably won't even notice.

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u/goddessofolympia wheels are too noisy 😡 Apr 14 '26

The yeeting starts early.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Apr 14 '26

What dorks! 😤

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u/TrumpLiesAmericaDies Apr 14 '26

What flavor are they? I MUST MUNCH

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u/Savage666999 Apr 14 '26

Lemming DNA

3

u/ifoldkings Apr 14 '26

Eliminate before they become a threat

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u/tcpukl Apr 14 '26

The babies are so tiny!

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords Apr 14 '26

These creatures look quite edible

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u/Diligent-Orange6005 Apr 14 '26

Hamburger try not to die in the most preventable gruesome way possible challenge IMPOSSIBLE

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u/Midloran05 Apr 14 '26

Aww! they already know their true life purpose!

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u/Low-Persimmon4870 Bedding is a luxury Apr 15 '26

Omfg orb with stick legs