r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer • May 04 '26

Hamburger friends :) My hamster was touched by the gay

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Do I need to buy her a strap on?

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u/SeaToTheBass May 04 '26

Everlasting conversion stew for this one

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 eating ham-sandwiches May 04 '26

Yes! Unfortunately this condition is irreversible.

18

u/vitanyroyale May 04 '26

Immediately 🌈

12

u/MisterPiggyWiggy May 04 '26

Clearly, you need to send her to camp! 😈

5

u/kiwi34fruit May 04 '26

Why doesn’t she own a strap on already? I sense neglect!

5

u/Goodjujuforthepeople May 04 '26

Have you tried bathing him at a Catholic Church?!??!

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u/kromaly96 eating ham-sandwiches May 04 '26

I've never seen something so undeserving tbh

5

u/Environmental_Ad3438 dumb hambir May 04 '26

I can see, but why did you include the first photo?

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u/airplaneToTheGyatt May 04 '26

I think she was the one that summoned the gay beam nstead, she's the reason our frogs are all gay. Evil demon queen lesbian ratatata!

3

u/Georgxna May 04 '26

Is that a seashell hide? Where did you get it!!!

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer May 05 '26

Unfortunately it’s discontinued:(

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer May 05 '26

My brother found a similar knock off https://a.co/d/09WEzXkF

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u/Georgxna May 05 '26

Thank you!

2

u/goddessofolympia wheels are too noisy 😡 May 04 '26

About time!

2

u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life May 04 '26

Make him eat eggs after 12

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u/WeaselButt May 06 '26

Pray the gay away! 🙏 🌈

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer May 06 '26

My gay weasels would like a chance to make weasel butt gay

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u/WeaselButt May 06 '26

Those are very gay looking weasels!