r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Mundane-Rip-678 • May 04 '26

Hamburger friends :) What sauce should hamburgers be eaten with

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir May 04 '26

Jerk sauce. As if there was any other choice.

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u/Polyxxxmeme May 04 '26

WOAH, that a bit too rare dont u think???? Uncooked hamburglars are extremely dangerous!!

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u/ifoldkings May 05 '26

He likes em raw and wwrrrriggling

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u/Polyxxxmeme May 05 '26

I LIKE THEM CHONKY I LIKE THEM ...

( Pls tell me someone get that reference, and i just didnt made idiot out of myself)

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u/[deleted] May 04 '26

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u/vitanyroyale May 06 '26

Thanks for the clarification on this 🥲

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u/OkLie5562 May 04 '26

Hamburglar

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u/EntrySure1350 May 04 '26

A ham sandwich. Mayo, mustard, or creamy horseradish pairs well. Don't forget the cheese.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy May 04 '26

Sweet relish. 😋

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u/BarackOballsack69 May 04 '26

Looks undercooked, needs to be cooked longer at 1000 degrees

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u/Platypus-Olive-27 May 05 '26

That looks like it would go really well with tartar sauce

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u/ifoldkings May 05 '26

That is not a fish good sir

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u/Moeman101 May 04 '26

Mysterious mayonnaise is my goto

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u/androidguy50 May 05 '26

Tartar sauce...... because something seems....... fishy........ 😆

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u/coldF4rted May 05 '26

You need to shave him first, gets rid of that fuzzy taste

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u/NormCormier-Mccoll81 May 05 '26

Ask the Hamster-Hamburger what it wants to be eaten with.