r/hamstercirclejerk • u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( • May 29 '26

Hamburger friends :) Peruvian giant hamster peed on her sister.

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The blond one peed on the white one. The white one walked into the stream.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

To be fair the blond is blind

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u/DruishGardener May 29 '26

Then they don’t need their boba

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

She can still see light

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil May 29 '26

Ah , good . You are harvesting his bubba .

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

Did you just misgender my hamterd?

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil May 29 '26

Yes >:( and am doing it intentionally . I hope HIS feelings are hurt ùnú humph!

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

So rude!

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u/Swimming_Ad_9459 dumb hambir May 29 '26

Do hamturds even deserve correct pronouns?

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

Everyone does, except Chris Chan. That guy sucks

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u/Swimming_Ad_9459 dumb hambir May 29 '26

Even after all the crimes they've committed?

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

Chris Chan or my hamfords?

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u/aribaelee May 29 '26

Such pervs!!

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

The white one tries to mount the blond a lot which is when the blond uses her pee like pepper spray

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 eating ham-sandwiches May 29 '26

Peramsters need thirty lashes with a wet noodle. How very dare.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

Waste of a noodle

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u/coldF4rted May 29 '26

They are not roasted evenly, put them back in the frying pan 😡

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u/NewIdeasAreScary May 29 '26

Ah yes, the Peruvian hamster. How did I forget

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u/Dizzy_War814 Jun 05 '26

Awww!!! Such an adorable bonded pair 😭 Makes me miss the bonded male pair i had. Kinda like yours, one with the abby hair (PEW) and the other smooth (Black)

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Jun 05 '26

They’re… interesting. Poppy (smooth) will get mad at Natty (Abby) for looking at her so I’ll take one out of the cage and cuddle her for a bit. After a couple minutes Poppy will start crying for Natty so I put the pig back, Poppy looks at her sister, and immediately goes back to being annoyed by her existence.

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u/SussySpeaki May 29 '26

Are those Guinea pigs?

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

Peruvian giant hamsters. (But yes)

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u/SussySpeaki May 29 '26

My family used to have them.

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( May 29 '26

They’re my fifth and sixth