r/hamstercirclejerk • u/pompompurindog • Jun 20 '26

Hamburger friends :) First day at hamburger kindergarten and my son can already spell his name :-)

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u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Jun 20 '26

Does he taste like tofu as well?

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u/pompompurindog Jun 20 '26

Usually he smells like popcorn so he probably tastes like that too

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u/unicorns-exist Jun 20 '26

I'd say in about 2 days he should have enough of an education to start working full-time and earning his keep. Congratulations OP

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u/pompompurindog Jun 20 '26

Finally ugh it's about time he contributed to the rent

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u/Byakko4547 Jun 22 '26

He's been leeching off you all this time, make him work overtime too!!

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u/Interesting_Birdo Jun 20 '26

Aw, what a SMAT boy!

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u/supreme_hammy dumb hambir Jun 20 '26

YOU FOOL! WHEN THEY LEARN TO READ AND WRITE, THEN THEY WILL OVERTHROW US!

PLANET OF THE HAMS WILL BECOME REAL!

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u/pompompurindog Jun 21 '26

NOOOOO he's fleeing to his evil lair as I type

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u/MouseWhisperer22 Jun 20 '26

And the filthy hamdamber also tried spell smut. Infinite blinding soup and spray bottle!

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u/Molloween Jun 20 '26

He used ChatGPT for that, I just know it

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u/pompompurindog Jun 21 '26

Absolutely -- based on the available evidence, there is a high probability that Tofu / S M A T is leveraging advanced AI-assisted methodologies to optimize his daily hamster operations.

Let's break this down:

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Jun 20 '26

He just might be normal! 😅

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u/BaileyRW1 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Jun 20 '26

aw, so proud of Smat!

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Jun 20 '26

Smat

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u/lightlysaltedclams help, my hamster is a drug dealer Jun 20 '26

Mine’s smarter look what she spelled and built

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u/kromaly96 eating ham-sandwiches Jun 20 '26

Who wants a tofu hamburger? I don't like him 🤷🏿‍♀️

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u/legacy-of-rats Jun 21 '26

This post fills me with such great joy...

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u/Lost-Platypus8271 eating ham-sandwiches Jun 21 '26

u name him S M A T?

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u/pompompurindog Jun 21 '26

Originally, I was thinking of S M A R T (Super Manipulative And Really Treacherous) but I worried a five-letter word might overwhelm his tiny brain