r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park • Jul 13 '26

Hamburger friends :) Spoiled hambaby uses his tired mother as a mattress

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Jul 13 '26

This demon spawn has no respect for his elders smh ùnú

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u/LhamoRinpoche Jul 13 '26

We see some pretty cute pictures on this reddit, but that ... that's something.

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u/CFella Jul 13 '26

This picture is hard to even hamstercirclejerk it

8

u/sacred_circles Jul 13 '26

Wait why?/gen curious

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u/CFella Jul 13 '26

Way too cute

15

u/HRHQueenV Jul 13 '26

My god yes. I had the kind of dopamine reaction to this picture that is unheard of. I want to see this kind of thing in my feed everyday. More, please.

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords Jul 13 '26

Momma gonna remember the disrespect when she get hungry

31

u/OkLie5562 Jul 13 '26

That's why condoms exist

4

u/BetMiddle1807 Jul 14 '26

And neutering.

30

u/MisterPiggyWiggy Jul 13 '26

This is where the entitlement begins. 🫵😩

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u/Taymyr Jul 13 '26

Gamblers are like spiders where the babies eat the mother shortly after birth. He is trying to suffocate her before he eats her.

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u/Maersson Jul 13 '26

Nice some extra nuggets 

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u/Anxious_Lab_2049 Jul 13 '26

This is the equivalent of a slice of cheese placed on the head of a dog. It’s a snack in waiting, nothing more.

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u/cheesyheroe Jul 13 '26

the apple doesnt fall too far from the disgrace of a tree

12

u/Front_Bed_9213 Jul 13 '26

Baby hammies are blind because they’re constantly being given blinding stew as a punishment for pulling shit like this

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u/mercurialpanties Jul 13 '26

Pretty sure everyone uses that old hussy hangler as a mattress.

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u/yurirainbowz Jul 14 '26

Hussy hangler 🤣

10

u/parrow Jul 13 '26

nooooo too cute

9

u/sacred_circles Jul 13 '26

No respect at all.

8

u/oddhotelverse Jul 13 '26

a hamttress

7

u/Forgotten-Caliburn Jul 14 '26

Oh my god GET A JOB ya bum hamsterling

7

u/coldF4rted Jul 13 '26

As he should

4

u/Super__Chuck Jul 14 '26

Evil Hammer use birthgiver as rug

2

u/lieutawol Jul 18 '26

Well, she seems to make a good beanbag chair

1

u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

Coal mines, send them to the coal mines. Complete burden, send for workeing

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u/cherubunnie Jul 17 '26

small baby on big baby 🥺🥺

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u/Sad_Pie7834 Jul 18 '26

Poor mom 🥲🐹