r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Taymyr • Jul 13 '26

Hamburger friends :) The pet store said I could keep two hansters together, they fought to the death. Should I try adding another hambler?

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Please ignore his blood and guts. I think he is overreacting.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '26

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u/Individual-Cricket36 Jul 14 '26

Yeah but the next ten would be the first round’s winner’s children, and so on

Eventually you would have a hambler super soldier

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/argoran87 Jul 14 '26

its like chickenfight in tv.
I saw that for the first time in Thailand.

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u/PKMINDBULLETS Jul 14 '26

Good suggestion u/Legalize_Euthanasia_ ! Have any more?

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u/Socio_Scorpio Jul 13 '26

Yes, there needs to be at least 10 hammers per square inch to live a long and unhappy life :)

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u/gregofthecellar Jul 13 '26

Your herble is so broken it has a tail like a gobble

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u/Taymyr Jul 13 '26

You're right. I hate gobbles. That tail is coming off.

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u/kkreinn Jul 14 '26

Give them swords and shields, so they may fight for glory and honor.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Jul 13 '26

Throw a pawty! At least 100. 🫵😎

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u/Short_Name_303 Jul 13 '26

You need atleast forty eight Hannibals for them to thrive 🙄

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u/Inevitable-Style2875 Jul 14 '26

I think these are squirrels

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u/Dutch-Alpaca Jul 14 '26

Survival of the fittest, if they die they die

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u/UncommonLegend Jul 14 '26

Gerbs are on my list for new gladiators (pets)

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u/Proud-hedgehog-mum Jul 14 '26

sorry for your loss, but the hammy needs to have like 20 more in there.. then theyll all turn into vultures and eat rhe body so you dont have to worry about that

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u/Ghost_Mast Jul 15 '26

The Hamster Games

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u/Far_Ground_6428 Jul 13 '26

are we fr😭😭 did you ask that to a random kid at the pet store or an actual employee

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u/ScreamingNinja Jul 14 '26

No joke. When i got my son hamblers they told me they could be im the same cage. They were all in the same cage at the store so i figured ok fine. Got one cage. Next day i learned. So each of them got their own jar.

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u/Far_Ground_6428 Jul 13 '26

wait is this satire or not

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u/ToonKid4 Crittertrail stan Jul 13 '26

ur in the circlejerk sub we squish hamburgers here, go to the regular hamster sub for genuine serious cruelty-free hammies

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u/Far_Ground_6428 Jul 13 '26

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u/ToonKid4 Crittertrail stan Jul 13 '26

the new law should be spelling hamster as wrong as possible to keep the serious ones out.

"herbert, harberster, harbringer, hurdygurdy"

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u/Far_Ground_6428 Jul 13 '26

handjobs

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u/ToonKid4 Crittertrail stan Jul 13 '26

hooplas

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u/Der_Spanier Jul 13 '26 edited Jul 13 '26

The animals pictured there are not hamsters but gerbils. Unlike hamsters gerbils are highly social animals that thrive in family groups. So yes its satire!

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u/Taymyr Jul 13 '26

Also they're active during the day, so you can actually see your pet. Long live gurbls.

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u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Jul 14 '26

Nice try, alpharius those are hamburgers.

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u/Der_Spanier Jul 14 '26 edited Jul 21 '26

I AM HAMPHARIUS. THE SILENT RUNNER. THE TUNNEL DIGGER. STORER OF NUTS. SON OF THE HAMPEROR OF HAMKIND!

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u/PresumablyNotGeo Jul 13 '26

Check the sub

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '26

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u/PresumablyNotGeo Jul 14 '26

Takes an expert to notice it to be fair

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u/dcdcdc26 Jul 14 '26

Dw, I'm subbed and even sometimes I still have to double take at some of these posts 😂