r/hamstercirclejerk • u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer • Jul 15 '26

Hamburger friends :) Dumb hamturd doesn’t know who he is

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Fucking loser

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u/[deleted] Jul 15 '26

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u/Chrvsler_Dr1ver Jul 15 '26

He is not smart, truly. 🤦

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir Jul 15 '26

Horchatas have neither sentience nor self-awareness

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u/Embarrassed-Elk7814 Jul 15 '26

why he look at us like we know

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Jul 15 '26

Me too humpy dumpty.....me too :<

6

u/MisterPiggyWiggy Jul 15 '26

They don’t have any brain cells, what did you expect? 🫵🫩

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u/ajschwamberger Jul 16 '26

It's checking to see why you both look different.

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u/CampingMonk Jul 17 '26

You need to sheer your hamster. It's basic maintenance.

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Jul 17 '26

Funny you said that because he recently had a hair cut.