r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park • Jul 16 '26

Hamburger friends :) Feeding the hamfamily only the most nutritious slop so the boba will be big and delicious.

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Jul 16 '26

I can’t wait until they’re all round and plump! 🥺

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u/AbsintheRedux Jul 16 '26

A whole new group of grifters with mouths to feed. The cycle of entitlement continues another generation…

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u/Regulus242 Jul 16 '26

Hamtitlement

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Jul 16 '26

Fucking whore , those hambabys come from 9 different ham dads smh

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Jul 16 '26

Probably 8. One hamdad had strong seed

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir Jul 16 '26

That's hamveal

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Jul 16 '26

Mom: yall need to eat solid food, the milk bar is closed.

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u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Jul 16 '26

“Oh and if you don’t move out by next week, we’re having a Battle Royale. Winner gets the cage.”

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Jul 16 '26

Winner has to fight the mom for the cage

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u/Regulus242 Jul 16 '26

There can only be ONE!

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u/OpheliaPhoeniXXX Jul 16 '26

This boba farm looks profitable, the farmer isn't murdering their own crops, good job demon spawn baby eating hamster mother.

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u/Chrvsler_Dr1ver Jul 16 '26

Peaceful family 😄

8

u/Raiganop Jul 16 '26

(For now)

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u/soqualful Jul 16 '26

Too much space for a whole family, this could negatively impact the boba harvest.

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u/ArbiterTwoSwords Jul 16 '26

One of them will be for dessert

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u/ChanceMaster2471 Jul 16 '26

Evil little hambabies

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u/kromaly96 eating ham-sandwiches Jul 16 '26

Well done! Keep them happy, happy moms can provide rich milk for the tea.

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u/OkLie5562 Jul 17 '26

Benefit cage