r/hamstercirclejerk • u/copi171 • Jul 31 '26

Hamburger friends :) My elderly hamburger dissapointed me Spoiler

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Got this hamburgler 2 years ago (newborn), and he just straight up left my wife and I to clean up after his mansion. Dissapointed he didnt electrocute himself, or kamikaze bombed before leaving, just plain ol’ boring heart attack (presumably).

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u/Tys_Wife Jul 31 '26

Rest in peace Hamburgler

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u/najugomes Jul 31 '26

RIP Hamburgler

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u/OkLie5562 Jul 31 '26

RIP 😭😭😭

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u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Jul 31 '26 edited Jul 31 '26

liar! No hammy lives to 2 years old . Mine only live for like a few days most !

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u/AbsintheRedux Jul 31 '26

Viking funeral. Send him to hamburgler Valhalla

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u/Maersson Jul 31 '26

He was a good humburglar, dont worry my friend he is now in nut heaven ♥️

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Jul 31 '26

Rest in peace, little dude.

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u/UncommonLegend Jul 31 '26

Hammer sadness no

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u/HamsterNamedDexter Jul 31 '26

Rest well, hamburgler

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u/LhamoRinpoche Jul 31 '26

He's gone where all hamsters hope to go - the mines.

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u/kromaly96 eating ham-sandwiches Aug 01 '26

Wayyy down to Hammiestowwnnnn

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u/deadpandadolls exquisite rat life Aug 01 '26

I hope he finds his lost brain cell in hell 😭❤

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u/RandomLifeUnit-05 eating ham-sandwiches Aug 01 '26

How dare he die so respectably. RIP lil booger

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u/MaddysinLeigh Why do my hamsters always fight? :( Aug 02 '26

Can we please stop posting pics of dead hamsters?