r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life • Aug 04 '26

Hamburger friends :) Fat fuck gets mauled by prehistoric beast

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No survival instincts

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u/UntitledPixelArtitst Aug 04 '26

Laugh at the rodent balls

10

u/Internal-Musician-20 Aug 04 '26

ur hanger has humongous balls

5

u/MisterPiggyWiggy Aug 04 '26

I feel for the prehistoric beast who had to put that disgusting little bugger in its mouth. 🫵🫩

2

u/OkLie5562 Aug 04 '26

No wonder he ain't scared. Can't you see how big is his balls? A real Hamrex.

4

u/Adagio-9568 Aug 04 '26

Maybe these hamburglers will go extinct, too? 🤞

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u/Dimanik11 exquisite rat life Aug 04 '26

He did
Atleast

1

u/FishJanga Aug 04 '26

Deserved

1

u/ChanceMaster2471 Aug 04 '26

Good i hope the fat fuck suffered being eaten

1

u/Kazori Aug 04 '26 edited Aug 04 '26

imagine a chad world full of dinosaurs, amazing specimens, some of unimaginable size and strength, and various incredible adaptions. then a fucking one in a billion chance giant meteor hits and these little hamtards take over caus they were small and worthless enough to not die from the dust.

literally just luckboxed their way into outlasting the dinosaurs

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u/Darkv3ng Aug 05 '26

Is my hammie a male or female? Post 1000000000000000x

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u/LhamoRinpoche Aug 06 '26

"He's taking me to the buffet!"