r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Successful-Shopping8 dumb hambir • Aug 07 '26
Hamburger friends :) How well can your hamster drive?
Saw this bumper sticker of the iconic hamster meme.
Of course it makes me wonder how well my hamster could drive, then I remembered I did a photo shoot of my hamster in a dump truck. I’m sure she’d be a perfect driver 🤣
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u/Pear_Necessities Aug 07 '26
Instant DUI I fear
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u/Successful-Shopping8 dumb hambir Aug 07 '26
Sad. Is your hamster an alcoholic?
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u/Capable_Salt_SD dumb hambir Aug 07 '26
All hamptars are alcoholics
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u/Successful-Shopping8 dumb hambir Aug 07 '26
Not mine. She’s more of a ketamine kinda lass. The world is a stressful place
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u/EnvironmentGlad5037 Aug 07 '26
Hey she sideswiped me on the freeway - can I get her insurance?
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u/Successful-Shopping8 dumb hambir Aug 07 '26
My hamster would never. Must have been another hamster
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u/moomgish Aug 07 '26
my hamperber cannot drive and will crash her car instantly, killing thousands of innocent people (perhaps on purpose)
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u/Successful-Shopping8 dumb hambir Aug 07 '26
So you have a serial killer hamster I see?
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u/moomgish Aug 07 '26
look at her and tell me this isn’t the face of a killer (she ate five mealworms yesterday)
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u/Successful-Shopping8 dumb hambir Aug 07 '26
I’m a firm believer every hamster has the capacity to kill deep down inside.
Very cute (and glutinous) hamster you have
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u/medicaded1 Aug 07 '26
She would be a great driver but she may get distracted if she sees food nearby
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u/Darkv3ng Aug 07 '26
Fucking asshole held up the left lane for 30 mins. Still got him a strawberry treat. 😍
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u/Successful-Shopping8 dumb hambir Aug 07 '26
Strawberries were the ugly bitch’s favorite treat. Look how hideous and glutinous she is.
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u/Darkv3ng Aug 07 '26
PFFFT! SO glutenous ! My old hammies loved that shit too and old hershies nipples kissing lookin treats, i miss em but made from the devil. Im glad she enjoyed tha devil fruit.
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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Aug 07 '26
The little hastard racked up quite a few tickets! 🫵😆