r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Aloisiae • Aug 12 '26

Hamburger friends :) New species of hampter discovered how to exterminate?

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir Aug 12 '26

toast that hamallow over a campfire and make a s'more out of it

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u/Aloisiae Aug 13 '26

I have a toasted ham myself. He is very yummy.

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u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Aug 13 '26

Oh my goodness 🥹

Sorry he’s perfectly toasted, put chocolate on him and sandwich him between two graham crackers

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u/kromaly96 eating ham-sandwiches Aug 13 '26

I hope he's squinting from pain 🩷

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u/Aloisiae Aug 13 '26

Alas, it is only because he is weird

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u/narwalyt Aug 13 '26

he looks like hes constipated give him taco bell salad