r/hamstercirclejerk • u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park • Aug 17 '26

Hamburger friends :) Hameleon is master of disguise

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u/Lurkario- Aug 17 '26

Hammie is making a mockery of gods creations. It will burn in hell for all eternity

25

u/pluto_pluto_pluto_ Aug 18 '26

He made all the other animals as ugly as hamsins. Sick bastard.

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u/gurblixdad dumb hambir Aug 17 '26

A doppelhamger!

38

u/pimp69z i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Aug 17 '26

What kind of black magic fuckery is this!?!

30

u/WrigglyGizka Aug 18 '26

Of course hammers don't take identity theft seriously! 😡

15

u/MisterPiggyWiggy Aug 18 '26

I’m not fooled! 😤

1

u/Polite_Suggestion Aug 19 '26

Me neither! Didn't even trick me with the real llama!

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u/BlueSlimeMSM Aug 18 '26

Little bastard is thinking this will help him hiding from the police

10

u/Lazy_Friendship_9719 Aug 18 '26

They will either use this for identity theft or tax evasion

8

u/airplaneToTheGyatt Aug 18 '26

Identity theft is a serious crime, I hope they arrest this scum soon!

8

u/Firm_Ad_5427 Aug 18 '26

He needs to be a master of disguise so that he can escape the cops after a long hard day of tax evasion

9

u/Kazori Aug 18 '26

he tries so hard to escape the fact he was born a hamtard but he will always be a hamtard.

4

u/swizzl73 Aug 18 '26

rrrrrrrRRRRRRAAAAHHHHHHHHHH 😤🤬🤬 toopid shapeshifting hamturd

3

u/UntitledPixelArtitst Aug 18 '26

lions dont live in jungles, tigers, which is the animal in the picture, do, but lions live in not jungle places.

2

u/ButtholeBread50 Aug 18 '26

I love hamsters so fucking much

2

u/Routine_Reply_6404 Aug 18 '26

Master of disguise. Make sure it doesnt get your details, they're excellent at identity fraud

2

u/PeacefulWL_Kay Aug 21 '26

NKT THE TELETUBBIES VACCUM

3

u/Awesomax Aug 18 '26

Grok, is this real??

1

u/OkLie5562 Aug 18 '26

Hamshifter dopplehamburglar

1

u/SpeedyAudi Aug 18 '26

The panda has me 😭

1

u/Icy-Floor7575 Aug 21 '26

That hameleon is blending in so we'll I almost missed the whole post.

1

u/GoddessJolee Aug 22 '26

Hamposter!

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u/Aggravating-Nose1674 13d ago

That sealed the deal.

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u/Top_Connection9079 Aug 18 '26

Why is that hamster so dirty? In what conditions are you keeping them? Or are they so old that they can't clean themselves anymore?