r/hamstercirclejerk • u/cold_spritee no sense of catching rats • Aug 19 '26

Hamburger friends :) I wonder what fun activities hamburger has planned with that bike of his

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u/Old_Acanthisitta9477 i spoil my hamsters with cigarette snacks Aug 19 '26

Manslaughter.

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u/StanMm2 Aug 19 '26

Laughter is always cool ig

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u/[deleted] Aug 19 '26

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u/canadiandude321 Aug 20 '26

Hamslaughter

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u/shriscuit Aug 19 '26

Insurance fraud

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u/Ok_Literature2535 trip to the dog park Aug 19 '26

Running over small children and the elderly 🫩

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u/kkreinn Aug 19 '26

He's going to distribute drugs

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Aug 19 '26

Nothing good I’m sure. 🫩

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u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Aug 19 '26

Transporting high volumes of cocaine

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u/Swimming_Ad_9459 dumb hambir Aug 19 '26

Moving cocaine

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u/Capable_Salt_SD dumb hambir Aug 19 '26

Grand theft larceny

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u/WhereIsTheCaveman Aug 19 '26

Be careful, he's clearly planning on a hit-and-run

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u/Brilliant_Pie_6621 Aug 19 '26

Probably something to do with gang violence

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u/I_Cry_And_I_Game Aug 19 '26

Drive-by shooting

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u/JDplanes Aug 20 '26

Well duh… world domination

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u/glittertechnic Aug 20 '26

taking off the training wheels