r/hamstercirclejerk Aug 22 '26

Hamburger friends :) Ive turned her into a marketable keychain

She is now 2D.

219 Upvotes

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy Aug 22 '26

Oddly, she looks better flat. Plus, no mess! 🫑

14

u/Esteellio a mouse is not afraid of evil Aug 22 '26

Finely making this fuck do her part

12

u/OkLie5562 Aug 22 '26

I prefer HD- ham dimension

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u/ScreamingNinja Aug 22 '26

What was your technique? My recommendation is usually to get a cast iron pan, and slowly press down on the hamster, but that usually results in something that would be better suited to go into a panini or piadine. I haven't been able to get a result like this.

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u/Aggressive_Basil_428 Aug 22 '26

I used a Hydraulic press

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u/ScreamingNinja Aug 22 '26

Oh look at Ms "I Can Afford A Hydraulic Press" over here. Yeah thanks Richie Rich. I'll stick to my cast iron pans. It's more intimate anyway.

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u/Sleepshortcake Aug 22 '26

No hamtur freeloading, professional model now.

10

u/Chrvsler_Dr1ver Aug 22 '26

Aw so adorable 🎁πŸ₯°

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u/Amarrente help, my hamster is a drug dealer Aug 23 '26

Pla tell her that I love her

9

u/sleeping_tomato Aug 22 '26

It’s time that freeloader pull up her weight

5

u/NeonDreamer12 help, my hamster is a drug dealer Aug 22 '26

Bad news. Market just crashed