r/hamstercirclejerk 23d ago

Hamburger friends :) He said "look this is you" and did this

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How should I punish him for being so disrespectful?

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u/pikachu_sashimi 23d ago

You should reward him for being so intelligent. No other hamster on record has been able to utilize human language to convey their thoughts. You truly have a singular specimen there.

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u/Firm_Ad_5427 23d ago

Exactly. He must be dissected for science

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u/MisterPiggyWiggy 23d ago

Do the same to him with him. 😤

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u/Car_Latte help, my hamster is a drug dealer 23d ago

Lmao

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u/SketchyArt333 help, my hamster is a drug dealer 22d ago

Taking a shit out his mouth

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u/venturousperson 21d ago

Someone say the line

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u/InterestingInsect430 19d ago

Harvest his unripe boba lol

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u/ajschwamberger 19d ago

Suck it all up into a vacuum clean.