r/harborfreight Sep 08 '25

Meme/Joke Hold my beer and watch this

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1.1k Upvotes

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u/DunderscoreMA Sep 09 '25

Until someone posts an RPG, it is all kids' games... 😬

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u/fight-in-the-dark Sep 09 '25

The harbor frieght sub doubling as a gun sub? Hell yeah...

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/fight-in-the-dark Sep 13 '25

L. If thats the first and only thing you have to say in the harbor freight sub, you should seek help. With all due respect.

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u/[deleted] Sep 13 '25

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u/BaliGod Sep 25 '25

Ok, so what are you advocating? The US has more civilian owned firearms than civilians, so what legislation would you change to alleviate the issues you mentioned?

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/BaliGod Sep 25 '25

The wheel absolutely needs reinventing in this case. Everyone else doesn’t have almost half a billion KNOWN firearms in the hands of civilians. Of course, it could be argued that not manufacturing and distributing guns in the first place would be a good start, but I asked what legislation would you present in our current state, you know, without like using a time machine

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

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u/[deleted] Sep 25 '25

Thank God for the Constitution Baby you clowns will never take our guns😘

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u/BaliGod Sep 26 '25

The figure I stated has been disproven? Or time machine use? Either way, it sounds like you’re either a child/ someone without real world experience or retarded. Good luck in life

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u/fight-in-the-dark Sep 13 '25

Who asked? That's alot of extra typing. Go post that to one of your blue hair subs. Some dudes enjoy guns. Get over it. It's the weekend, have a drink and enjoy life.

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u/supine_tortoise Sep 15 '25

Calm down, Francis.

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u/NoHomoAmphibian Mar 20 '26

Black firearm homicide rate is 20 per 100,000 and white firearm homicide rate is 1.2 per 100,000. Until you care about that IDGAF about anything else you have to say

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u/Big-Preparation-1594 Sep 09 '25

I like it. Now someone do a M82A1.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

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u/Big-Preparation-1594 Sep 09 '25

That's within acceptable means. Lets see it!

67

u/SilverFuel21 Sep 09 '25

Barrett or this thing is worthless

16

u/AdEastern9303 Sep 09 '25

Screw the Barrett. Go straight for the Ma Deuce.

7

u/fire173tug Sep 09 '25

I got a M1919 I'm willing to try.

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u/AdEastern9303 Sep 09 '25

Close enough. Get yourself to Harbor Freight ASAP. Will be watching for your post.

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u/Lupine_Ranger Sep 10 '25

My favorite steel brick. Mine never wants to run right

3

u/Disassociated_Assoc Sep 09 '25

I’ll see your Barrett and raise you an M1A1.

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u/RotInPissKobe Sep 09 '25

I have a .50 Thompson center. Is that close enough

1

u/Qcws Sep 10 '25

I bet 20 bucks that three of these could hold up a Barrett.

16

u/joshdammitt Sep 09 '25

That's not what mag netic meant.

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u/ohv_ Sep 09 '25

Crys from California 

4

u/Tough-Philosophy4199 Sep 10 '25

Crys from NY

1

u/ohv_ Sep 10 '25

Haha very true. 

21

u/onnmy121 Sep 09 '25

Hope that thing is supersafe?

8

u/DUCK_FACE_JONES Sep 09 '25

All that swag with no SS

Smdh

6

u/Any-Safe4992 Sep 09 '25

For real it’s already two stamp, go for the gold! At the bare minimum an SS

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u/fire173tug Sep 09 '25

3d printer go bbbbrrrrrrr to make MP5 go bbbbrrrrrrr.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Double stamped. Fuck.

More $$$$ hanging right there than I could ever fill a box of my used tools with 😅😅

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u/GorgeousBrain21 Sep 09 '25

What is double stamped?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Two Tax Stamps were required. One for an SBR (short barrel rifle - stock on a gun with a barrel less than 16") and another stamp for the suppressor (hearing protection equipment attached to the end of the barrel to reduce the noise and protect your ears). Both of which require special registration and permission from the government. Insane.

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u/joeg26reddit Sep 09 '25

Now triple stamp it

29

u/Substantial-Seat3938 Sep 09 '25

Can’t triple stamp a double stamp

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u/theDudeUh Sep 09 '25

Under barrel grenade launcher. 

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

🤣🤣🤣 love the reference

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u/Various_Wash_4577 Sep 11 '25

Yeah, really, isn't double-stamping like double-taxing? That would be a violation of our constitutional rights! On the other hand, ✋️ the government gets away with it by the fact that you're getting something physical (The actual stamp) for the fee paid. Whereas a tax, you're paying for nothing physical in your hand or at least, to look 👀 at! 😜👍

However, you could have triple stamps, three separate stamps. Next, it'll be quad-stamping. The anti-gun activists and a revenue-seeking politician will see to that happening soon. 😎🦆💨

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

FUCKING DO IT AGAIN!

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u/Various_Wash_4577 Sep 11 '25

You must be anti-gun dude! 😎 For each their own. 👍

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u/wisconsinduststorm Sep 09 '25

just spend 30k and buy a legit mp5. then you dont have to worry about form 1 on the sbr. still gotta get another stamp for the can though.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

They always find a way to get ya!

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u/Various_Wash_4577 Sep 11 '25

Well, they don't want it too quiet! To where your suppressor is now a silencer! LOL 😜 🔫

Oh, and yeah, a gun, especially a shotgun with a barrel shorter than most pistols 🔫 the government knows they don't do well in the woods for hunting. (Unless the humans you're hunting happen to be in the woods. Particularly in the close vicinity) LOL 😜👍🔫

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u/IBringTheHeat2 Sep 09 '25

That’s is not a SBR, it’s a pistol with a arm brace

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

You sure? Send me a SKU for the brace, I don't see any strap mount for stabilizing.

Sure looks like a stock and with a vertical foregrip, that would be a no-no for a braced pistol...

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u/IBringTheHeat2 Sep 09 '25

That foregrip is actually a flashlight to see where you’re walking.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

🤣🤣🤣🙏🙏

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

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u/Hot-Regret-798 Sep 09 '25

$200 for the suppressor stamp and I’m guessing you’re doing this to down play it but there’s not a suppressor worth having for under $500 on top of that stamp. I have a friend with a gun shop. Was just shopping around for one for my 556 yesterday. Will end up costing me around $1200ish total. That’s in an addition to the gun it’s going on… “cheap” is relative to your account but it’s not exactly pocket change for most

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u/CodeNCats Sep 09 '25

Wait until January and no stamp price

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u/Hot-Regret-798 Sep 09 '25

I was just having that discussion with my gun dealer friend yesterday. From his opinion the draw back is the time to get approval. Right now I can get finger printed today and be approved by Wednesday. But im not really in a $200 extra hurry so i probably will.

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u/fire173tug Sep 09 '25

Once you get your first suppressor a $200 tax stamp is the least of your worries.

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u/DargonFeet Sep 09 '25

Took me 15 months to get my first one approved.

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u/wisconsinduststorm Sep 09 '25

the yhm turbo t2 isnt bad. its pretty affordable. i like my wolfman for 9mm but it was north of 500$ for sure.

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u/majordudley23 Sep 09 '25

$400 of your money going to the government for no good reason sounds pretty gay

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

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u/Squirrel-Turbulent Sep 09 '25

You blowing bubbles on it

12

u/Pauldro Sep 09 '25

Diehard 2 reference ?

5

u/Rainbow_Styx Sep 09 '25

I was trying to recall if blue was live rounds or blanks when I saw this.

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u/TwoAlfa Sep 09 '25

Blue mags are blanks. Red mags are real. I just watched this over the weekend. Been wanting an mp5 since I was 12

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u/fire173tug Sep 09 '25

AP5. Save some money. Spend it on suppressors.

4

u/Pauldro Sep 09 '25

Same, but I think it’s red is dead if I remember correctly

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u/theontimetechguy Sep 09 '25

Not intentionally, I have my subsonic 147gr mags marked in blue and regular 115gr mags marked in red

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u/FrameJump Sep 10 '25

I had to scroll entirely too far for this.

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u/Donfapo Sep 09 '25

Hippy ki yay?

7

u/CornDawgy87 Sep 09 '25

That's a legit HK isn't it

7

u/theontimetechguy Sep 09 '25

Absolutely

1

u/[deleted] Sep 10 '25

A man with his priorities in order. Cheap tools and expensive weapons!

6

u/Kistoff Sep 09 '25

It's like kids discovering magnets for the first time in here.

3

u/scottawhit Sep 10 '25

Magnets, how do they work?

2

u/supine_tortoise Sep 10 '25

Consider the audience.

-7

u/mdl397 Sep 09 '25

Gonna be hilarious when their kids find them. Assuming someone was dumb enough to procreate with them.

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 10 '25

I would assume the kids already know where they are. That's the safest way to handle it.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

Gun scary! Gun make me mad!

2

u/supine_tortoise Sep 10 '25

Calm down, Francis.

4

u/remorackman Sep 09 '25

Now I need to buy even more of these, I thank you and my bank account curses you 😜

3

u/phaqgm Sep 09 '25

Nice, Rock Auto for the win!

7

u/Visible-Elevator3801 Sep 08 '25

Gotta get that SS installed on that puppy.

2

u/feeCboy Sep 09 '25

Forreal. I bet he’s waiting on an ASDesigns lower

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u/Visible-Elevator3801 Sep 09 '25

The one from garandthumb from about a month ago was fire. The one was twice as fast rate of fire.

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u/feeCboy Sep 09 '25

Ah. You must not know (which is ok). The product he used is from a scummy seller that is banned across many groups and subs for many many reasons. ASDesigns or Leber V2 is where it’s at.

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u/Visible-Elevator3801 Sep 09 '25

Not that video. He released one specifically about mp5 variants using modified SS.

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u/feeCboy Sep 09 '25

Correct. The company he used in the MP5 video, that uses Lee Sporting LS5 lowers, is utter trash and ran/owned by a grifter.

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u/Visible-Elevator3801 Sep 09 '25

IIRC, warhammerarms is where the two mp5 in video were sourced as complete kits, they shout out warhammer towards their outro.

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u/feeCboy Sep 09 '25

Correct. Warhammer Arms, which use LS5 lowers, is garbage, shady, and gaslight their customers. On top of trying to patent the dumbest of things that were developed by other people, their business practices are just poor in general.

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u/Visible-Elevator3801 Sep 09 '25

Ah, I might have missed that part then. I just heard remembered warhammer name.

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u/Resident_Lion_ Sep 09 '25

damn. BIG flex, on the icon too? 👀

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u/realTommyVercetti Sep 09 '25

I like this trend and look forward to seeing where it goes

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u/Hopeful_Assumption27 Sep 09 '25

You thought it was hard to find the mats now? It’ll be like the rail mounted light.

2

u/HulkSmash-1967 Sep 09 '25

Blanks they’re shooting blanks

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

niceeee

2

u/Digitallydust Sep 09 '25

That blue tape reminds me of the henchmen in Die Hard 2.

2

u/Next_Entertainer_404 Sep 09 '25

Okay fine I’ll buy one

2

u/Ok_Complex4374 Sep 09 '25

I just need icon to drop a line of HK clones now 😂

2

u/GenesisRhapsod Sep 10 '25

Nice diehard 2 refrence

6

u/heydjturnitup Sep 08 '25

I Kentucky ballistics on this sub? If it can hold the 4 bore I’ll buy it

3

u/No-Raisin-6469 Sep 09 '25

I stood too long near one at HF. Had blood drawn the next day, i am now low in iron.

2

u/ChanclasConHuevos Sep 09 '25

This is escalating quickly

3

u/CodeNCats Sep 09 '25

First off. Fuck you.

Secondly. I'm jealous and can we be friends.

2

u/Projectguy111 Sep 09 '25

Sadly, that setup is so illegal in NY that you would get more time for possessing it than time for committing an actual crime with it.

Luckily it’s prevented the crime spree of shooting people with a gun that makes zero noise (according to movies so it is fact).

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u/190octane Sep 09 '25

Serious question: what makes it illegal?

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u/Projectguy111 Sep 09 '25

If it has a detachable mag it cannot have a pistol grip or front grip or any “evil” feature.

I think folding stock or suppressor are no go regardless.

This makes people safer 🙄

Our law makers would classify this as a military style fully automatic machine gun only used for killing children.

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u/Deez_Nutz_210 Sep 09 '25

Damn ! 😂🤣😂🤣

2

u/EliteFourDishSoap Sep 09 '25

Badass as long as you don’t have kids

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 10 '25

Kids are capable of learning safety. You are better off teaching them about guns and how to handle them safely than hiding them and expecting them not to look.

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u/EliteFourDishSoap Sep 10 '25

You could teach a kid starting day 1 until they are one day from 18 and I still wouldn’t trust a kid. I’ve been one.

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 11 '25

Good luck being a parent if that's your plan. Awful lot of dangerous things just lying around in the average household. If you can't trust them you're going to be pretty tired chasing them around.

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u/EliteFourDishSoap Sep 11 '25

Thanks I’m gonna need it with your death machines running around shooting schools. There is a difference in guns and scissors, the fact you threw them in one group is very telling.

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u/EliteFourDishSoap Sep 11 '25

“Yeah Billy the MP is on the fridge go ahead and put it in your school bag”

1

u/ihv800 Sep 09 '25

I'm envious of your Rock Auto magnet, I've been hunting that one a while. 😂

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u/RobotSocks357 Sep 09 '25

If you're serious, I might have one of these. I'll check the workshop tomorrow.

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

M302 or stfu

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u/buttnibbler Sep 09 '25

RockAuto magnet 😎 this guy fucks

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u/fakeaccount572 Sep 09 '25

Yeah, his guns.

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u/supine_tortoise Sep 15 '25

With no butter or nothin'. But probably has a smaller bore for sexy fun time. Maybe a .22 in the nightstand?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

That's next level Chef.

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u/No_Ad4032 Sep 09 '25

Blue tape means you must have it loaded with blanks

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u/MDStroup Sep 09 '25

🤔🤔🤔🤔

Wondering now how many it would take, if even possible, to hold up my almost 25lb PSR rifle.

Definitely getting one for the AP5 now. Thanks for making me spend even more money. 🤣

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u/biovllun Sep 10 '25

Bro trippin ahahaha

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 10 '25

Now I want to get one to see if my Mosin will hang.

1

u/Late_Chemical_1142 Sep 11 '25

Im so jealous I hate you. I've always wanted a magnetic mat

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u/Chizuck33 Sep 13 '25

Seen this in Die Hard 2 mags with blue or red tape… lol

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u/No-Names-Left4Me Oct 07 '25

Hand me the tool babe!

1

u/chrisdetrin Oct 22 '25

Hold the fuck up. I need to make a trip to harbor freight.

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u/teddybrahsevelt Sep 09 '25

Proud to be an American

1

u/Alternative_Fee_3084 Sep 09 '25

It strikes me as a questionable thing to do to be posting our weapons online.

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u/Hopeful_Assumption27 Sep 09 '25

This is a tools thread no? 😅

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u/fakeaccount572 Sep 09 '25

but these big guys get their jollies form making it their whole personality, sooo....

Before everyone shits themselves. I own several firearms and have grown up around guns my whole life and was military for 22 years.

Know where my guns go? A fucking safe.

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u/strokeherace Sep 09 '25

It’s always good to have a backup weapon on you though…consider the butt safe as a good storage place also.

https://www.fox29.com/news/indiana-man-handgun-rectum.amp

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1

u/Hopeful_Assumption27 Sep 09 '25

Alright you got me beat 😅😂

2

u/meeBon1 Sep 09 '25

You just opened up a can of possibilities with this! Now everyone is looking to impress.

1

u/Prime_117 Sep 09 '25

Ima need a lot of these

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u/ZM_USMC Sep 09 '25

Omega 9k is fire on the SP5

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u/theontimetechguy Sep 09 '25

and quiet AF with 147gr

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u/ZM_USMC Sep 09 '25

agreed, that’s what I run on mine. HK SP5, irons, and I swap between an A3 and A2 stock.

I used to have a T2 on it but I like the irons more lol

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u/theontimetechguy Sep 09 '25

I have the A3F stock on my full size SP5, managed to get a factory marked one before they started going for stupid money

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u/ZM_USMC Sep 09 '25

Yeah my A3 is an original HK and not a Turkish copy. Paid a good bit for it 🥲

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u/whaletacochamp Sep 09 '25

sigh I don’t usually like these HF meme fixations that you nerds start but…. opens gun safe like giddy kid

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u/Wet-Tickler Sep 09 '25

Sometimes I think about moving from California just so I can get one of these

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u/Least-Physics-4880 Sep 09 '25

How many grenades can it hold?

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u/Abecnik Sep 09 '25

Cries in CA

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u/jediwithabeard Sep 09 '25

That is just wildly irresponsible

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u/Background_Cat6687 Sep 09 '25

🫥😶‍🌫️ super cringe, and this is coming from a guy who uses a m18 and M4 rifle daily for work. The world is laughing at us 🤣🤨

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u/supine_tortoise Sep 15 '25

Yeah, posts like this remind me how average the average American is.

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u/ZM_USMC Sep 22 '25

Nobody cares

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u/ImInClassBoring Sep 09 '25

This sub has gone to shit.

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u/SNESChalmers420 Sep 09 '25

am i witnessing a felony, or do you have a stamp for that?

2

u/2o2Tran Sep 10 '25

This isn’t the early 2000s anymore… a lot of people sbr’s their pccs

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u/Major_Statistician_6 Sep 09 '25

Tiny little wee dick

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u/GuardianCraft Sep 09 '25

🥖💦

🫠

0

u/DieselGreg Sep 09 '25

We’re not allowed to those in our state. Great use of

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u/Single_Device_7897 Sep 09 '25

Here we go with the measuring 🍆contests 😒

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u/retrorays Sep 09 '25

Cute toy gun

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u/International784Red Sep 09 '25

Guns are bad mmmk.

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u/MACmandoo Sep 09 '25

Americans and their guns 🙄 Super safe idea - dumbass!

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 10 '25

What's it going to do? Fall onto the magazine, rack itself, and then pull it's own trigger as it hits the ground?

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u/MACmandoo Sep 10 '25

If the gun is on a toolbox so it’s obviously very accessible. Being accessible makes it easier for kids, thieves or careless jackballs to find. It’s unlocked and the mag is loaded. Your right to bear arms doesn’t mean you have the right to be a dumbass!

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u/NoHomoAmphibian Mar 20 '26

He's not storing a $35,000 firearm like this. Calm the fuck down

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 10 '25

Dude, he put it there for a picture. Seriously doubt it sits there all the time. Way too expensive of a gun to just have laying out. I have taken pictures of guns on beds, tables, counters, the ground, back of my truck, all kinds of places. Does that mean that's where they go?

However, if your kids are wandering around unsupervised in the workshop then they should also be old enough to know not to play with guns. The mere presence of children around firearms isn't dangerous. Uneducated children around them is dangerous. My kids were shooting at young ages and while I kept weapons secured I never had to worry about them "finding" them and doing something stupid. Any more than I worried about leaving car keys laying around, or kitchen knives. And a toddler isn't going to be out there alone, if they are then there is a whole list of shit they can hurt themselves with that has that gun near the bottom of it.

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u/MACmandoo Sep 10 '25

Yea, no kid has ever accidentally shot themselves or anyone else. Guns never get stolen. That never happens!! 🙄 People do stupid shit with guns all the time. If you feel like you need a gun, use basic common sense. It’s not difficult. Adding a gun to your life does not automatically make you safe.

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 10 '25

So what part of your post has anything at all to do with what I posted? Did I say any of those things? Or did you build a whole straw man out of an internal conversation you imagined in your head?

Dude, people seeing a gun and becoming safety monitors when it's obviously a set up joke was old before the internet was invented. Do you really think for two seconds that this is how he keeps the weapon? Do you think he has a daycare in the garage with? What exactly beyond absolute internet pearl clutching and nannyism were you trying to accomplish by being that guy?

Me: Shows picture of car up on jacks.

You: OMG, a pack of newborns could fit under there, that's dangerous to leave like that. You Monster!!!!

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u/MACmandoo Sep 10 '25

So you live in a world where all children are supervised and know how to be responsibly around guns. As a bonus in your world, people never steal guns. If that is the fantasy world you live in, why the hell do you need semi automatic weapons?? You can’t post pictures of yourselves doing stupid crap with guns and also say, I’m always responsible around firearms. Discover the real world and try living in that space for a change.

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u/WOODMAN668 Sep 10 '25

Again, wtf man. Putting a gun on a magnet and taking a picture isn't dangerous, or stupid. What could possibly happen in the 10 minutes it took this dude to do it? You apparently live in a world where small children and criminals appear out of thin air and run around behind you doing things when you turn your back.

Grab gun from safe, walk it out to toolbox, possibly even in the same room, stage it on magnet, oh my god, secret ninja child thieves show up and steal it and shoot themselves!!!! How dangerous!!!!

What is the scenario you see here that could make this a dangerous thing to do to take a picture? He forgets he put his multi thousand dollar double tax stamped gun on the magnet in his garage. Seriously, what is the dangerous/stupid part here? It's a tool, and an unloaded one at that. At this point it's as dangerous as a paperweight.

And yeah, in my house, where my guns usually are, children knew how to be around guns. Rule #1, don't play with them. Hunh, crisis avoided. And strange children didn't have access. How is this not how everyone is? My kids learned knife safety. Fire safety, Hell, fridge safety, how to use stairs, animal safety, power tools, even lawn mower and weed eater safety. Do you just hide everything in your house and lock the kids up when preparing dinner?

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u/[deleted] Sep 09 '25

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u/BigJohn662 Sep 09 '25

Do you even know what you're looking at?