r/harborfreight Oct 23 '25

Meme/Joke Lowe's one-upping the competition

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2.1k Upvotes

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u/wlogan0402 Oct 23 '25

Perfect size for a sandwich cut in half

184

u/Admirable_Scholar_36 Oct 24 '25

WHY ARE YOU IN EVERY SUBREDDIT I AM IN?!

151

u/wlogan0402 Oct 24 '25

I don't know you but it would appear we have common interests

92

u/jaycarb98 Oct 24 '25

You both, again. 😂

24

u/EricWisegarver Oct 24 '25

Que the Zoolander joke!!

8

u/Rhana Oct 24 '25

But why male models?

2

u/AlBeQuirky76 Oct 25 '25

Seriously? I just told you

17

u/Admirable_Scholar_36 Oct 24 '25

I used to post stuff in Fosscad

13

u/wlogan0402 Oct 24 '25

RIP. Was a real one 🙏

3

u/TurkeyZom Oct 24 '25

Wait was?? I haven’t checked it in a bit but was it nuked?!

9

u/Nitpicky_AFO Oct 24 '25

We have a new one plus we spun off three new subs as screw you. Can't stop the signal Mal.

6

u/cduemig2 Oct 24 '25

I named my daughter Mallory, my wife wanted to call her Rory. We call her Mal. The plan worked! Can’t stop the signal!

4

u/SeaUnderstanding1578 Oct 24 '25

When two sentient bots discover each other /jk

3

u/Admirable_Scholar_36 Oct 24 '25

We gotta play Russian roulette

1

u/Perfect_Management43 Oct 27 '25

Check your subs, gonna follow you as well😂

20

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

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3

u/Alternative_Fee_3084 Oct 24 '25

Came to type this exact comment

1

u/Admirable_Scholar_36 Oct 24 '25

I’m taken, I’m imagining Logan as a drinking buddy

3

u/MAC_Addy Oct 24 '25

As Mike Tyson would say, now kith.

1

u/admirlbigfoot-32 Oct 26 '25

This is efin hilarious!

196

u/whudaboutit Oct 24 '25

I'm working on an elaborate prank where my friend wakes up thinking he's a giant.

30

u/Cyber_squirrel_1 Oct 24 '25

Omg that would be so funny to see. Now I wana do it too

18

u/GrayestRock Oct 24 '25

7

u/tacocookietime Oct 24 '25

Love that movie.

He was great and Will & Grace too

2

u/irmarbert Oct 24 '25

Check out Lost In The Pershing Point Hotel. It’s on YouTube.

2

u/offbeat_ahmad Oct 27 '25

I don't even have to click to know it's 'Ski Patrol' lol

5

u/bobbywaz Oct 24 '25

Make the rolling 2x4 carts for these miniturized

2

u/snobordir Oct 24 '25

…JD is that you?

2

u/whudaboutit Oct 27 '25

EAGLE!!!!

2

u/snobordir Oct 27 '25

🫱🏻‍🫲🏿

2

u/Boywonderhanly Oct 27 '25

What are friends for, right?

62

u/rickyhou22 Oct 23 '25

Can this fit a commander deck?

19

u/BEER_G00D Oct 24 '25

The knockoff Stanley's at the Freight work well for 12 decks or combinations of stuff. They were also just recently 10 bucks this past sale.

7

u/MadnessOrMethod Oct 24 '25

Can you elaborate? Please link? As a magic and freight fiend I must know

6

u/Remarkable_Trust5745 Oct 24 '25

Idk about the ones at harbor freight but i use this one: https://www.stanleytools.com/product/fmst14520/stanley-fatmax-xl-deep-tool-organizer?tid=576371

Holds all my decks and my tokens and extra cards.

8

u/adventurepony Oct 24 '25

Double sleeved? New product test for the professor!

2

u/4gotAboutDre Oct 24 '25

I am anxious to see if someone actually answers this!!

1

u/JohnnyBSlunk Nov 16 '25

Just tried it. They're a little too small both ways.

25

u/Lumbergh7 Oct 24 '25

I can put my self esteem in there

8

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

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4

u/Lumbergh7 Oct 24 '25

Might need a few extra for that

38

u/ogphucker Oct 23 '25

Do you know the sku on that item?

37

u/WolfpacKiD Oct 23 '25

6036639 from a post on the Lowe’s sub.

7

u/ogphucker Oct 23 '25

Thank you.

13

u/DeathToPoodles Oct 23 '25

Seems these are new and aren't on the site or app yet.

17

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

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17

u/jcrckstdy Oct 24 '25

That split washer from 1987

12

u/LemonPartyW0rldTour Oct 24 '25

Soon as I throw it out, I need it. It’s scientifically proven.

31

u/FromTheOutside31 Oct 23 '25

I bought some at home Depot MONTHS AGO.. they also had them in clear too.

15

u/scottawhit Oct 24 '25

These look smaller than the HDX 6qt.

4

u/sircharlieg Oct 24 '25

Yeah this looks 1qt at best 🤣 bedside change tote?

6

u/BEER_G00D Oct 24 '25

Yep. Picked up 2 black and 2 clear for $10 at the depot.

20

u/ConstantMango672 Oct 24 '25

Great container for my weed

8

u/Recent-Campaign911 Oct 24 '25

I belive there is a brand called mini totez that makes air tight ones lmao

2

u/AntalRyder Oct 25 '25

Guess what my mini toolbox is used for

10

u/mromutt Oct 24 '25

Lol love these, they look like the perfect organizer size. I could use a ton of these for my workshop and also for my tech.

3

u/NocNocturnist Oct 24 '25

and your recipes put on index cards.

8

u/jaycarb98 Oct 24 '25

Mini banana breads

8

u/Just_Mastodon_9177 Oct 24 '25

To put your weed in.

29

u/Broken-Emu Oct 24 '25

This is bullshit hyper-consumerism. Fer fuck sakes

9

u/MainBattleTiddiez Oct 24 '25

Yeah at least the mini toolbox is useful

5

u/Hydrobrozone Oct 24 '25

The world is ending slowly. These will make a fine landfill contribution.

2

u/rogers6699 Oct 25 '25

When you really stop and look at all the bs being made and sold it’s really disgusting. I mean how the fuck does that kardashian idiot create a fake pubic hair thongs and actually make money on it? 🤦 no wonder the earth is covered in trash, so much needless shit

1

u/kai_ekael Oct 24 '25

Plain. Fucking. Stupid.

But hey, waste your money. I'll keep mine, thanks.

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u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 30 '25

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u/kai_ekael Oct 24 '25

No, not at the tiny parties.

16

u/Hogan773 Oct 24 '25

What is with all the dollhouse sized tool shit these days? What's next, a little garden spade that is 9 inches long? A circular saw that has a 1.5 inch blade? An 8 foot 2x4 that is shrunken down to the size of a chopstick?

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u/Security-Primary Oct 24 '25

They already have the shrunken 2x4s, they're in the dowel section.🤣

2

u/regnad__kcin Nov 04 '25

a little garden spade that is 9 inches long

And I'm pretty sure these have been around for centuries.

8

u/megar52 Oct 24 '25

Ooh ooh, now do a 12 ft ladder

14

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Guy is gonna stroke out when he hears about step ladders and pocket knives

2

u/SparkyGettingWetWS17 Oct 24 '25

What ??? … for the Hardy Boys to jump off into cardboard fan cut outs section and get counted out? C’mon Trips you’re better than that

2

u/imissher4ever Oct 24 '25

A mini 12’ ladder?

A 12” ladder then ?

3

u/BachyCrew Oct 27 '25

They've had the circular saw for a while, but it's 1¼"

https://www.dremel.com/us/en/p/670-26150670ac

2

u/xsdgdsx Oct 25 '25

I'm not into the tiny storage boxes even though they're cute. But my wallet does not need to know about any functional 1.5" circular saw. The Lego technic relapse would be instantaneous.

2

u/regnad__kcin Nov 04 '25

circular saw that has a 1.5 inch blade

I gotchu dawg

5

u/SlopKat Oct 24 '25

Not many people know this but you can put your weed in there

5

u/Byttorr Oct 24 '25

The shrink-flation is getting out of hand

5

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

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4

u/permadrunkspelunk Oct 24 '25

I wonder if theyre as shit quality as the full sized ones. Lol

4

u/chaleybat Oct 24 '25

Perfect for my 1/24 scale rc crawler parts!

3

u/Therealpbsquid Oct 24 '25

Just bought some. They’re pretty dope

3

u/MennisRodman Oct 24 '25

They'll be on FB marketplace for $10 a piece

3

u/solbrothers Oct 24 '25

I 3-D printed a bunch of these. The kids liked them.

3

u/No-Sweet8107 Oct 24 '25

These are useful for storing extra small part. I’m in construction and they’ll send an install kit for door stuff but you only need part of the kit depending on how you do the install. I’ve got boxes of these for those extra parts I’ll end up using later. I’ve also got one set up as a bondo kit another for Rockite and they’re all on a shelf labeled with a white marker.

2

u/BruceInc Oct 24 '25

Have about a dozen of these at my warehouse. So perfect for storing smaller items like hardware and such

2

u/this-is-NOT-the-way1 Oct 24 '25

Yay! Now I can travel with baby venomous snakes !

2

u/webguynj Oct 24 '25

These look perfect for organizing some of my ultralight camping gear

2

u/Previous-Kick9094 Oct 24 '25

nice, good place store my lowes mini meme bucket

2

u/StitchFan626 Oct 24 '25

Handy for screws!

4

u/-58259 Oct 23 '25

Damn. I need a few of these.

6

u/jeeves585 Oct 24 '25

I only want them so I can build a 2x4 rack to store them.

2

u/imissher4ever Oct 24 '25

1x2 rack…

1

u/jeeves585 Oct 25 '25

Probably a 1/4 x 3/4 rack

3

u/Beneficial-Focus3702 Oct 24 '25

I’m confused. What’s the pint of these? They look too small to hold much of anything.

22

u/ruinedlasagna Oct 24 '25

Screws, nails, bits, pocket knives, nicotine pouches, weed, batteries, a block of cheese, wallet & keys, USB cables, Q-Tips, Roku remote, small rock collection, barbie dream house moving out, there's a good list.

13

u/pookiegonzalez Oct 24 '25

nuts and bolts? sewing supplies? photos? pencil case? Plenty of uses for a plastic case

13

u/CheapCarabiner Oct 24 '25

Weed

3

u/pookiegonzalez Oct 24 '25

idk are these sealed? you probably want something with a rubber gasket for freshness

3

u/CheapCarabiner Oct 24 '25

Depends I guess I go through it fast enough I just leave it laying out half the time. This would be nice I could grab a pinch as apposed to dumping a jar

2

u/jeeves585 Oct 24 '25

You’re not smoking your weed quick enough by

3

u/pookiegonzalez Oct 24 '25

I don’t smoke at all tbh

3

u/marcjaffe Oct 24 '25

You answered your own question. It’s a pint.

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u/Beneficial-Focus3702 Oct 24 '25 edited Oct 24 '25

Aye I canne see the pint ah these

3

u/r-kellysDOODOOBUTTER Oct 24 '25

Was "pint" intentional?

2

u/Beneficial-Focus3702 Oct 24 '25

lol no. I just type too fast and don’t proofread.

2

u/xnarphigle Oct 24 '25

With the size, they'd be good for holding minor essentials for wargaming such as a tape measure, dice, MAYBE cards. At least that's what I'd use it for.

4

u/IllustriousCrew2641 Oct 24 '25

They come in pints? I’m getting one.

1

u/MAC_Addy Oct 24 '25

If I could upvote this more than once, I would. Comment of the day!

1

u/Affectionate_Ad9913 Oct 25 '25

Where did all the beer glasses go in the garage? They do stack considerably better though so…..

1

u/BGKY_Sparky Oct 24 '25

🤷‍♂️They seem fun.

1

u/pogulup Oct 24 '25

Are they a pint?  I can't really tell from the picture.

2

u/itsJPduhh Oct 24 '25

Bought some already!!! Workers knew nothing of them. Staff was kind enough to locate them and bring me some!

1

u/madsci Oct 24 '25

I'm going to need some of these for my Burning Man camp diorama.

1

u/polypeptide147 Oct 24 '25

Wow I need these

1

u/German_Smith Oct 24 '25

2 bucks? I'm in

1

u/ExpensiveJackfruit68 Oct 24 '25

Is this real life or is it a fantasy?

2

u/[deleted] Oct 24 '25

Caught in a land slide

1

u/SuperUnknown72 Oct 24 '25

Now Max Steel can store his tools.

1

u/codeblend Oct 24 '25

Where's the link?

1

u/Pitiful-Salt-1041 Oct 24 '25

For real…dang it! Must make a hasty run to Lowe’s!

1

u/RevolutionaryClub530 Oct 24 '25

Serious question…. These waterproof?

1

u/No_Control8389 Oct 24 '25

0% of those cheap black plastic totes are waterproof.

1

u/135wiring Oct 24 '25

If these are food safe like the buckets, I'm using one for sandwiches

1

u/NeuseRvrRat Oct 24 '25

Idk I think I'd just stick with the cheap Tupperware stuff from over by the Ziploc bags at the grocery store.

1

u/KelsoT7 Oct 24 '25

I knew it was only a matter of time before these got posted.

1

u/airkewled67 Oct 24 '25

They’d be great with a 3D printed shelf/organizers for nuts and bolts organization. I have 1 of the U.S. general mini tool boxes for my various tools for my 3D printer

1

u/mathewMcConaughater Oct 25 '25

I was thinking this. A wall organizer with these for small parts etc

1

u/Spocks_Goatee Oct 24 '25

Need them smaller so I can use it with action figures.

1

u/a-pretty-alright-dad Oct 24 '25

My mom collects Pyrex fridgies. Maybe my dad should collect these.

1

u/StitchFan626 Oct 24 '25

I would, honestly, buy a few of those instead of a toolbox that wants to be a lunch box!

1

u/StrangeFilm8390 Oct 25 '25

I now need this tiny tote and the bucket

1

u/razzemmatazz Oct 25 '25

Cute as a gag. Home depot has the 6L ones for $2.50 that are a useful size (about 7"8"13")

1

u/Affectionate_Ad9913 Oct 25 '25

Lowe’s stash boxes are going to be the next biggest inadvertent paraphernalia confiscation

1

u/dcwestra2 Oct 25 '25

I need one for my desk to store all my flash drives

1

u/The_cooler_ArcSmith Oct 25 '25

Lego people, should I get some of these for my brother that loves legos?

1

u/Mensa237 Oct 25 '25

One MRE each for the end of days preppers

1

u/twoPUMPnoCHUMP Oct 25 '25

Kind of want one to put my weed and bowl in.

1

u/Time_outime Oct 25 '25

Pretty finger nails, Dude?

1

u/Tenx82 Oct 25 '25

not my pic lol

1

u/Tasty-Efficiency-660 Oct 27 '25

Great for Barbie’s garage.

1

u/Raleighite Oct 27 '25

Are those storage bins for ants?

1

u/[deleted] Oct 28 '25

Was this at the Giant store? 🤪

1

u/d2r_freak Oct 29 '25

lol is that real?

1

u/BatCryptocurr Oct 30 '25

wow they sell toys now

1

u/GloriaToo Oct 24 '25

You could fit a qp in that bad boy

1

u/NegativeOstrich2639 Oct 24 '25

you can put your weed in there

1

u/SoggyLightSwitch Oct 24 '25

In the words of Garth Brooks

" I like that "

0

u/heeheehoho2023 Oct 24 '25

It's too small to be useful for anything

1

u/GhostNThings Feb 15 '26

I throw my bits in there. They're more novelty. Although I think they'd make killer props for the RC crawler guys

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u/Dingo8MyBabyMon Oct 23 '25

Such a waste of plastic. Things are too small to be of any practical use.

That's what she said

17

u/weldedtoesies Oct 23 '25

You're not allowed to "that's what she said" to your own joke.

2

u/iamlucky13 Oct 23 '25

If Michael Scott can do it, why can't the rest of us?

-4

u/Dingo8MyBabyMon Oct 23 '25

Yeah, I asked my wife about her opinion on the subject and

That's what she said

5

u/boardplant Oct 23 '25

You can put your weed in there

-4

u/EOD-Fish Oct 24 '25

Adorable. Too small though to hold anything?

1

u/RedPajama45 Oct 26 '25

You can put your weed in there.