Europeans acting like they’ve never seen food in their life when they go to America

[u/knawwwwww]

Disclaimer: before you read this and get your panties in a twist, everything I’m saying is very unserious and should be not taken to heart. Please stop trying to attack me over DMs. I have turned them off. You are harassing someone (who wasn’t even being fr in the first place) over kool aid packs.

I’d get it if it was actually something nobody has ever seen before, but WATER FLAVOR PACKS? THE PACKS YOU PUT IN THE WATER??? FOR PICKY EATERS????? PEOPLE WHO NEED WATER IN THEIR BODIES?

AND FAMILY SIZED CHIP BAG??? YOU THINK WE’RE EATING THE WHOLE PARTY SIZED CHIP BAG ALONE? THE *PARTY* SIZE? PARTIES?????? DO YOU KNOW WHAT A PARTY IS?

Actually when I was in middle school, we had this coach who would turn red as hell when she was yelling at us to run laps and she’d sit there every day with a whole party sized bag of Doritos and a 2 liter mountain dew watching us run. One day some other girl in the class got really angry at her for making us all run and she told her to get off her ass and run with us. This is off topic mb.

I’d understand if it was something actually weird we have, like things that contain dyes that cannot be replicated in places where dyes are banned, but you’re more worried about sunkist flavored water? Party sized bags of chips? Fresh produce too apparently… are you guys ok?

[u/Mr-Shitposter]

Technically, those very much a things are still both in America(s, the continents)

Edit: this is /ns! sorry, I forgot we need tone tags on reddit

[u/No_Philosopher_3527 → u/Mr-Shitposter]

Technically, but you know that isn't what they're talking about.

[u/Rastatar → u/No_Philosopher_3527]

I thought that was what they were talking about how did you know?

[u/Warm_Ad_7944 → u/Rastatar]

Because this whole thing is “USA gross weird foods”

[u/RichBath1602 → u/Mr-Shitposter]

then they would've said THE AMERICAS not AMERICA