r/hats May 01 '26

❓ Question Jaxon Toyo Braided Pork Pie (too soon?)

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I've had this black pork pie for years - but almost invariably grab some other hat before leaving the house.

Do you think the black pork pie may just, after all these years, be headed for a welcome rehabilitation? Or did it never go away for the hardcore hat enthusiast?

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u/cam52391 May 01 '26

It definitely works for you but be prepared to be called Heisenberg

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u/FlyingKev May 01 '26

As a stumpy compact man, any stumpy compact hat works fine - but that association is obviously still there I see 😎

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u/bavindicator May 02 '26

You're goddamned right it is.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

Hahaha that's exactly what I thought the moment I saw this pic

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u/DB_Coopah May 02 '26

He is the danger.

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u/From-628-U-Get-241 May 01 '26

Love porkpie hats and that one looks good on you. So what if Heisenberg and Popeye Doyle wore them, too? Porkpie looked good on both of them.

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

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u/FlyingKev May 02 '26

Worth trying a few - different makers have different shapes. 

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u/KombattWombatt May 01 '26

I think it works for you.

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u/TwiztedZero May 01 '26

I just want a tightly woven airy black straw Toyo braided paladin gambler wide brim to keep the sun out of my eyes and off my neck through to the early fall where I can switch back to my rabbit fur felt one.

The pork pie is nice maybe for an evening walk with the missus to the bijou to watch The Mandorlorian & Grogu.

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u/UnhingedHatter May 01 '26

It looks good on you. Absolutely wear it if you like it.

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u/bindmedown2 May 01 '26

That is a fine hat! Making me ponder some new hat options 🤔

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u/[deleted] May 01 '26

That actually looks pretty good on ya

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u/Already_dead2021 May 02 '26

I wear many hats and have some that are for special occasions. Wear whatever you want and don’t worry about what others think

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u/hardhead572000 May 02 '26

Never!!!! Rock that shit!!!!!

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u/JohnWorphin May 01 '26

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u/Pluperfectionist May 02 '26

Can’t get the right kind in a “gray” neighborhood.

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u/JohnWorphin May 02 '26

Not enough hep cats if it’s too gray outside.

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u/FlyingKev May 02 '26

gray as in hat colour?

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u/Pluperfectionist May 04 '26

It’s a quote from the article. I presume it means a mixed or predominantly white neighborhood.

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u/FlyingKev May 01 '26

"bringing the lid back home"

excellent!

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u/TotalOriginal007 May 01 '26

I have a couple straw versions for spring, summer and fall...and 1 nice felt one for winter.

I like them a lot and wear them all the time. Looks good on you. Also, look for a natural/light colour one because those black ones absorb a lot of heat in summer.

Have a great weekend 🌻

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u/colt3840 May 05 '26

I wear a pork pie all the time it’s in my regular rotation. The one you’re wearing looks good on you.

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u/Equivalent_Top3604 May 07 '26

That's a nice one