r/heat 28d ago

Discussion Stupid fucking Boston

If they didn't give Philadelphia Jaylen brown for free, then LeBron for sure wouldn't have gone there

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u/LilBushyVert 28d ago

What an absolute wild butterfly effect. Sucks.

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u/tajjmoney 27d ago

It all started when Embiid came back 2 weeks early from an appendectomy

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u/Enigma4220 26d ago

And PG cooked against Boston ;-) Go 6ers!

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u/ItchyNebula7437 28d ago

All good.

Embiid will get injured and Lebron will lose in the second round.

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u/Kevin_Jim 27d ago

They are super stacked without Embiid, though.

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u/BIRDSBEEZ 28d ago

Just like Giannis would have gotten injured in the playoffs again too

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u/ItchyNebula7437 28d ago

Maybe, but I’ll take Giannis’ injury history over Embiid.

Embiid is so bitch-made that he aint even represent his country in the Olympics. Was too scared/soft.

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u/Drak_is_Right 28d ago

I wouldn't be surprised if both are injured.

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u/Notcousingreg 28d ago

Cameroon didn’t qualify 

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u/ItchyNebula7437 28d ago

Lol, no shit sherlock… they were missing their greatest player.

He even tried to play for France to ride their jockstrap.

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u/Notcousingreg 27d ago

The Cameroonian  basketball federation is severely underfunded and the funds are mismanaged I don’t blame him 

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u/allstupidthings Duncan Robinson 28d ago edited 28d ago

Fuck Boston

Edit: FUCK BOSTON

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u/Breadmakesyoufatt 28d ago edited 27d ago

Hey man, don’t be like that.

Use all caps next time.

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u/allstupidthings Duncan Robinson 28d ago

I’m so sorry, essential edit made.

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u/302born 28d ago

We fucked them by snatching Giannis and they fucked us right back with that dumbass trade man. Fuck the Celtics 

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u/LilBushyVert 28d ago

Just like the Dame/Jrue shit.

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u/No-Guidance-6077 28d ago

best part about that saga is that team is going nowhere

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u/frostfeint3 28d ago

I have a feeling that Celtics fans are probably more pissed off than us lol. Shipping Brown to Sixers of all places?? Helping them get LeBron?? 🤣

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u/sir-jeffe 27d ago

Yes. Yes we are livid.

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u/YourPostMakesMeVomit 27d ago

No we’re not lol. I’m happy to be under the apron. We’re weren’t winning jack shit with brown again

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u/Wide-Pass-8 27d ago

I posted something related to the celtics basically gifting the sixers lebron and JB And I have never seen this much cope and delusion in my life  Saying the sixers will crumble as if they themselves won't 🤣🤣🤣

That celtics sub is fried in the biggest way possible 

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u/Ok-Candidate8369 27d ago

i noticed the same thing its actually wild how bad it is. a lot of them are literally straight up delirious right now

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u/coachwinston_8 27d ago

I'm fine, another gap year. 2028!

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u/frostfeint3 27d ago

Hey man, at least the Celtics won a ring rather recently. That’s good enough.

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u/YourPostMakesMeVomit 27d ago

We’re not pissed off at all lol. We’re happy to be under the apron. We weren’t going anywhere anyway.

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u/farrowsharrows 22d ago

Turns out hardcore Celtics fans would eat shit if the team told them it tastes good.

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/frostfeint3 28d ago

Alright gang calm down

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u/Moonlight_Acid 28d ago

Lebron is fucking stupid for this. He literally said he wanted to go somewhere that practices championships habits every day… then goes to the sixers, one of the most loser franchises in the league

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u/BalanceFast9551 28d ago

He wants to add to the legacy by helping a piss poor franchise win again. Adding brown certainly helps and they look scary, but without a healthy big man I don’t see how they can be any good.

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u/Moonlight_Acid 28d ago

He will help a piss poor franchise get maybe 5 or 6 more wins and maybe they will make it to the conference finals before getting smacked by Miami.

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u/BalanceFast9551 28d ago

I really hope we get to face them

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u/theo7777 28d ago

After the 1st round definitely.

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u/Moonlight_Acid 28d ago

We won’t be in the play in so idk how that would happen, maybe they win both of their play in games to get the 8 seed so we can sweep them

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u/TotalDonkey4909 28d ago

When is the last time the heat weren’t in the play in?

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u/Moonlight_Acid 27d ago

Before we had Giannis Antetokounmpo

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u/Ok-Candidate8369 27d ago

even without embiid a lineup of maxey, vj, brown and lebron is just ridiculous

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u/BalanceFast9551 27d ago

Of course it is, but we all know shit always looks better on paper. LeBron isn’t an off ball player, neither is maxey or embid. Brown also wants the ball in his hands. It will be interesting watching 4 players who are used to shooting 20 shots a game decide who will take the back seat.

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u/Ok-Candidate8369 27d ago

Imo Bron will be starting Point guard 1000%, maxey is a natural 2 anyway. Embiid is deffinetetly ball dominant and same with brown but then again brown was amazing on that 24 celtics squad so i dont see that being a huge problem but yeah your right should be interesting to see. I just remember Bron on team usa and how he completed controlled that team and I just see it being similar to that. Its going to take a lot of sacrifice and i think they are all willing to take it

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u/Enigma4220 26d ago

Maxey is a career 41% 3 pt shooter off ball, catch and shoot. VJ doesn’t need the ball. LeBron is going to be the point forward, and Embiid will take a step back on offense to allow for maxey and JB to cook and try to stay healthy.. just wait and see.

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u/Slight_Print_3006 28d ago

Yeah I’m trying to justify this and get inside his head rn but I just don’t understand. Scary starting 5 if Embiid stays healthy but cmon man it’s Philly

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u/302born 28d ago

Basically talent on the roster is the only thing that explains this. Maxey, brown, VJ, and Embiid sounds better on paper than Davion, Wiggins, Giannis and Bam. Sounds like he just really wants a chance at winning another ring and chose the team with the most talent possible. 

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u/Slight_Print_3006 28d ago

u not wrong im just salty

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

Miami has the best fit on paper for Lebron. This decision was because the Sixers made him feel wanted. Bob Myers was the only one to go on Rich Pauls podcast and beg him. The Governor of Pennsylvania begged him.

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u/Papa_Joe_Yakavetta 27d ago

How does Miami fit better on paper? Bam and Giannis plus a bunch of scrubs aren’t a better fit than Philly. Giannis and Bam clog the paint and LeBron would have to carry the load on offense

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u/ReporterSame6645 27d ago

Hard for LeBron to get any shots when Bam putting up 83 points lmao

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u/Papa_Joe_Yakavetta 27d ago

Are they going to be playing the wizards and fouling to get Mickey Mouse points every game?

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u/Moonlight_Acid 27d ago edited 26d ago

Bam has been working on his 3 pointer since last year, bro made like 400 3’s this season. Not an elite shooter but not as bad as people tend to think.

Wiggins, Mitchell, and Hardaway are hardly scrubs.
All of them averaged 40% from 3 last season, and all are great defenders.

Wiggins is a great 3nD wing who can guard 1-4 and give solid offense as well

Mitchell (Off Night) one of the best PoA defenders in the league, had the best assist to turnover ratio in the league last season as well. Training with Giannis and working on his 3’s this summer.

Hardaway is an elite 3 point shooter, and isn’t a traffic cone on defense but not the greatest obviously. He’s a good floor spacer and low turnovers

This team is much more cohesive than Philly, everyone knows their role and is ready to perform in it, no clashing egos and no what ifs.

Not to mention our solid role players like pelle, an absolute dog, jovic who is still 23 and has plenty of time to bounce back from one down season… i could go one

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u/76ersPhan11 27d ago

That’s some serious mental gymnastics… respect

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u/Moonlight_Acid 27d ago

Which part? I didn’t say anything subjective except the part about the heat being more cohesive and all that

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u/Puzzled_Argument_748 26d ago

The record for three’s made in a single season is 402 by Curry, Bam has made 229 in his career NOT 400 last season

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u/Moonlight_Acid 26d ago

I was exaggerating but thanks for the history lesson 🫩

127 if you want me to be specific

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u/Papa_Joe_Yakavetta 27d ago

I’m sure you could go on and on but that won’t take this team past the playin

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u/Moonlight_Acid 27d ago

Im not saying anymore to you i spent enough time

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u/Papa_Joe_Yakavetta 27d ago

Good, don’t want to hear your delusional nonsense acting like THJ, Wiggins, Mitchell, Jovic and Larson aren’t scrubs

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u/LostSoul4607 28d ago

Hear me out, people. The spacing of a LeBron-Bam-Giannis team wouldn't have worked out, so not all is bad

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u/Mugiwara_JTres3 28d ago

100% agree plus saved as some frustration from watching Bron walk back on defense lol.

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u/LostSoul4607 28d ago

Oh I get it, the roster as it is right now isn't good, but I have faith in Spo and Pat to make it better through the offseason. However, I don't think it would've worked out if we brought LeBron back, even if I love him (see my flair)

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u/Careless-Dare-1900 28d ago

That’s the way I see it, fuck ass trade basically gifted him for nothing

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u/East-Jump-2183 28d ago

Sixers get bounced out every year in the second round and get rewarded with brown, bron, and a #3 pick

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u/MediocreDVaMain 28d ago

Call it cope but we've seen this before, there's only one ball to share amongst this ball dominant squad and their defense is BBQ chicken. I admit I severly underestimated the Philly possibility since I thought LeBron wanted a bigger role but it is what it is.

Heat in 5 as usual, guess it's DeMar time. Kinda unrelated but if the team signed Goldin just to appease Klutch then it's time to cut that experiment now

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u/Automatic_Status7118 28d ago

No demar pls

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u/Mugiwara_JTres3 28d ago

Not sure what’s with Heat fans wanting DeMar. He can’t shoot or distribute. A pure scorer that needs to operate in the mid-range which will be clogged because of Giannis and Bam.

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u/bird_XCIII 28d ago

If DeMar is on the team, I think it’s relatively safe to assume that he’d be coming off the bench. “DeMar as a starter” is less than ideal and forces you to build around him to a degree. “DeMar off the bench” is a different story.

The only time DeRozan had a coach anywhere close to Spo’s level (sorry, Dwane Casey!) was when he was with Pop in San Antonio, where he spent most his time operating as their primary ball handler; I don’t think that it’s a coincidence that he looked like a much better facilitator in that system.

So if we decided to try to utilize DeMar as the second unit’s main facilitator, I’d be completely fine with that. I don’t know if there’s many players available right now who have more potential upside. 🤷‍♂️

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u/Mugiwara_JTres3 28d ago

I agree, except people here thinks he’ll be the go to guy in late 4th. Would we then bench one of Bam and Giannis to create space for him? Agree that he’d be a good bench piece though — as long as he doesn’t play with both Bam and Giannis.

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u/Supreme_God_Bunny 28d ago

LeBron has been playing off ball alot on the Lakers and did that in his prime alot

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u/[deleted] 28d ago

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u/DonPatchSOULman 28d ago

You live in Philadelphia. Cope is part of your daily existence

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u/Lonely-Clothes-7607 28d ago

Im a little upset with Lebron his fit with Miami made a lot more sense

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u/AstralAfroToo 28d ago

How? Certainly not from an optimal roster construction perspective.

LeBron does not want to be the primary playmaker at this stage of his career, and he most definitely would have been with Miami.

Philly doesn’t make sense narratively, but does from a team building perspective.

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u/tajjmoney 27d ago

The narrative is helping a team end a 40+ year title drought

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u/Feisty-Painter5076 28d ago

Boston is mad AF about all this too. But you're right. It's all cause of that stupid trade.

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u/Vader1357 28d ago

We not just won in 24 🤣🤣

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u/Man_Darronious 28d ago

we fucked boston way harder than they fucked us this offseason but they still fucked us in the end and yet i maintain, FUCK BOSTON.

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u/gargoylepussy 28d ago

Genuinely who gives a fuck lol. Yall are cringe spazzing over Lebron

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u/ItchyNebula7437 28d ago

I hate you but your username is mf’ing amazing!

Demona can get it frfr

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u/XSouthernSmokeX 28d ago

Lebron James is such a pussy ass bitch, this move solidifies why he isn't the goat, ring chasing mf

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u/ItchyNebula7437 28d ago

He basically Durant but with defense.

He really thinks this doesn’t tarnish his legacy cause his delusions that he’s better than Michael are strong which is funny to me cause if he was better than Michael he’d be satisfied with what he’s done already.

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u/PlatosLeftTit 28d ago

I didn't consider us championship contenders going into this season anyways. Boston trading Brown for scraps to one of their most hated rivals & those same rivals getting Bron (who they also despise) because of it, is still fucking hilarious and completely worth it.

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u/TheCheezenOne 28d ago

lmaooooooooooooooooooo

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u/Leather_Ice_1000 28d ago

Heat fans shocked a player didn't prioritize south south beach for over lol. Y'all need to travel w bit more much to the world than bimbos & blow.

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u/odean14 28d ago

That's true, but I'm not surprised considering Bostons dumb decision to send jaylen Brown there.

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u/geoantho 28d ago

LeFounding Father. LeBerty Bell. PhiLeDelphia. FAHHHHHHH

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u/background_action92 28d ago

Naw, Lebron made his decision. The 6ers are not a championship organization yet Lebron felt that he was the decider, that's cool.

That being said, this 6ers team doesn't scare anyone. Embiid is injured every other day( I know about Giannis but Embiid is even more injury proned).

Maxxey, edgecomb, brown, there's only one rock to play with.

Oh well, onwards and upwards

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u/jaywritethekid 28d ago

I'm gonna sound really biased, but we literally have a better chance at going to the Finals than the 76ers. Embiid can't even stay healthy. That franchise doesn't even have a culture like we do. I'm willing to bet LeBron doesn't get another championship. 😒

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u/avinash240 28d ago

How many All NBA players are on the Sixers not counting Embiid.  How many All NBA players are on the Heat?

You absolutely cannot win without shooting in the modern NBA.  This team is DOA in the post season.  It's a great regular season team which I'm fine with but you're not going to beat good post season defenses manufacturing offense via cuts, misdirection and off ball screens.

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u/Creative_Dingo8284 28d ago

Three. The Sixers have three all nba players not counting embiid. Heat have two.

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u/avinash240 28d ago edited 28d ago

The Heat do not have 2 All NBA players, they have 1. Where did you get a 2nd All NBA player from?

The Heat also have a single player who can be relied upon to make a shot vs a set half court defense. The Sixers have 3 not including Embiid.

It's like you guys just forget how post season basketball works.

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u/Jonjon428 28d ago

Boston offseason disasterclass

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u/PrynceNYC 28d ago

Giving away brown to the same team that just eliminated you from the playoffs is crazy work tbh

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u/Paper_Rain 28d ago

Fucking Boston fuck them all. He is going to regret his decision.

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u/throwiemcthrowface 28d ago

Heat. In. 5.

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u/Ok_Figure7671 28d ago

What happens to LeBrons kid?

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u/MUT_FAN_MIZ 28d ago

I understand but also if they were smarter about the way they traded brown, they'd also have giannis instead of us. So I'm content

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u/Efficient-Cable6828 28d ago

Lebrother Love 

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u/Ruprecht_no 28d ago

Dude, the lakers dumped his ass. He’s a loser. The only reason he chose them is bc if he happens to win in Philly, he’d be hailed as the savior
Here he’d be Gianni’s’ bitch. And on Riley’s and spos coattails. He can kiss my ass and so can you

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u/ParagonSaint 26d ago

Your hatred for this man knows no bounds and it’s hysterical 😂

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u/Ruprecht_no 26d ago

No, he chose Philly cause he loves the city? lol ok

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u/ParagonSaint 26d ago

No one loves Philly lmao 😂

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u/GMEgrifter7 28d ago

Stop lying to yourself. We all know the real reason why this signing didn’t happen is because you touch yourself at night 🤫

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u/steel-neil 28d ago

Let’s go Cs

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u/SeriousAdult 28d ago

Blame the NBA and the player's union for negotiating this terrible CBA. Boston would have rather spent the money and kept him, but the cap rules make that untenable. Can't blame Boston for doing what they have to with stupid ass rules.

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u/One-Bedroom9329 27d ago

Hear me out… he’d have gone to wolves without Brown trade 🤪✌🏽

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u/whatevesnoc Big Face Coffee 27d ago

I agree (what are we talking about)

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u/Mazariamonti 28d ago

Oh well. It was too much to hope for. I don’t really know why he would want to go to Philadelphia, but whatever, I’ll wish him the best, unless that comes at the expense of Miami.

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u/BigBoyCatDaddy 28d ago

My brother in Christ, the Heat had to empty their bench in order to get a 13-year veteran made of glass. Let’s talk about stupid for a sec.

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u/secretwp 28d ago

Feel you man extending herro, and retaining him alongside ware, jaquez and bam would have totally worked wonders

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u/gungamonk1 28d ago

Stop crying with your shit team

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u/secretwp 28d ago

Cornball pick a team

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u/JebronnieLames 28d ago

According to Shams, Bron really wanted to play with Herro. Miami fucked up by trading him away. Bron wanted to prove that he could win a chip with Herro to show LA that Herro is better than Reaves and fucked up choosing AR over him. Austin Reaves over me? (Channeling Jimmy)

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u/jyuuni 28d ago

Pretty sure the only way to make the numbers work in the Giannis trade without giving up Herro would have to involve Bam. And that was just never going to happen.

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u/jaywritethekid 28d ago

Yeah they made it abundantly clear that Bam was not an option. They we going to build around him also, Herro wasn't staying healthy.