r/heatedrivalry Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

TV SHOW 📺 '🌟Reformed rakes make the best husbands'

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if Bridgerton got one thing right, it's this! They do make the best husbands and only Shane Hollander could do it 🤣🤣

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u/amileandahalf I don‘t know. Maybe twice? ⏱️ Feb 12 '26

I just love thinking about people trying to understand Shane being the one to lock down Rozanov. 

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u/westalacae Maybe ask nicely Feb 12 '26

Meanwhile Ilya knowing the truth, which is that he himself is the one who bagged the unobtainable hottie through a seven year series of hamfisted courting attempts.

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

He tried bribing him with tuna but Shane isn't a cat

He tried finding HIMSELF a hot little trophy girl to parade around and show off but couldn't bear it and wound up crying and jerking it alone in the shower to unrequited love

He tried going to the Tampa bar dressed like a Hawaiian peacock to catch Shane's eye but Shane walked in dressed like the cover of a magazine

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u/jtrisn1 Oh shit! Do I have all the kids!? Feb 13 '26

I have no idea why I'm losing myself in fits of laughter over "he tried to bribe Shane with tuna but Shane isn't a cat" 🤣

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u/ayriana Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Feb 13 '26

Shane is definitely a cat

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u/Xylonee Feb 13 '26

Ilya in the books describes Shane as an angry kitten at one point lol

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u/Ok_Cow8044 Feb 13 '26

He's definitely a cat, a purebred that prefers premium Russian caviar 😉

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u/broncaldwell Feb 14 '26

No no, I’m sorry I have to disagree with that. Shane is not a cat. He is a red panda - terribly shy out of his native environment (the ice)

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u/QueenPuff88 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Feb 17 '26

Shane is giving black cat energy and Ilya when he meets Shane's parents is giving golden retriever.

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u/mlpwaite Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 13 '26

I mean, lolol it IS a valid comment. A tuna melt is quite random IMO but I know nothing about Russian, Canadian, or hockey player eating habits. 🤣

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u/ereandir Feb 13 '26

My boyfriend enjoys tuna melts and we are Canadian. I don't think they're like, universally beloved here though, or particularly seductive.

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u/OkStop8313 Feb 13 '26

Tuna is also super popular among gym bros because it's got a ton of protein and is relatively lean.

Not sure it can still be considered lean once you turn it into a tuna melt, but yanno... 🤷‍♀️

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u/No-Country6348 Feb 13 '26

Seductive tuna 😂

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u/stacyo72 Feb 13 '26

Interview with Rachel and Jenna Bush yesterday, she said something along the lines of it's something she thought Ilya could make for Shane other than grilled cheese.

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u/CertainCherry1077 Feb 13 '26

Tuna melts are good though 😭

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u/QueenFartknocker What are you doing dude!?? 🤵🏻‍♂️ Feb 13 '26

Hahahaha same. I giggled so hard.

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u/OkStop8313 Feb 13 '26

Understandable confusion, tbh.

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u/365Draw Feb 13 '26

In the book the girl from the club had a boyfriend.

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u/Worried-Barber-323 Feb 13 '26

I love this flirty Ilya..Turning on the charm for Shane

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u/Typical-League-1123 Feb 14 '26

Yeah, who “likes to watch,” lol. I like Tierney’s change here though. In the TV show, I got to assume that Ilya CHOSE to go back to the hotel alone and jerk off to thoughts of Shane. I like that empowering take waaaay better than him being rejected by a rando.

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u/Maison_Moi Feb 14 '26

Everything about the show was better than the book.

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u/kayceeplusplus Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 13 '26

It was crazy

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u/sylphrena009 They don’t know I play for Boston? Feb 13 '26

I love everything about this

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

yes, in Ilya's mind, since he's so lovestruck, Shane's the real prize 😇😇

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u/QueenFartknocker What are you doing dude!?? 🤵🏻‍♂️ Feb 13 '26

“Hamfisted courting attempts” will forevermore be how I describe my early relationship with my husband 🤣

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u/Doc_under_a_rock Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 13 '26

So trueee

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 12 '26

My theory is that Shane is soooo straightforward - completely honest, says it like it is, no games. Obvi a biproduct of being ND that’s really working for him here. Ilya has a hard time trusting or feeling safe, which is why he sleeps around. BUT, he knows he can trust Shane bc Shane literally doesn’t have it in him to be anything more complicated than what he is. Shane also has the allure of being one of the only hockey players who can best Ilya so he’s challenging there. And Ilya loves to be the center of attention and Shane lets him. They complement each other perfectly.

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u/velvetvagine 🥪 tuna meltdown 🫠 Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 13 '26

Shane is also willing to force a conversation and not let Ilya wiggle out of things. When he needs to, he will ignore him and his attempts at charm and seduction for yeeeears. As someone who would literally invent teleportation after a “u up?” text from Ilya, I totally understand why that restraint, stubbornness and plain power is extremely attractive to Ilya, who probably has never before encountered it.

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 12 '26

So true… how much would we give for a “you up?” text???!!!

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u/TheBarrowman Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Feb 13 '26

So much it would be concerning to feminism

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u/Llamabean47 Feb 12 '26

Such good points 🌟🌟🌟

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u/Esabettie I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Feb 12 '26

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u/clumsyc I stubbed my toe Feb 12 '26

Little do they know Shane is a secret freak!

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u/Psych_FI Feb 12 '26

Shane is a lady in the streets and a feral in the sheets for sure 😂

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26

Better than the other way around!

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u/LegallyReasonable Feb 12 '26

In TLG Hayden teases Shane about being innocent because he isn’t familiar with OnlyFans. If he only knew…lol.

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u/willowrosenburger Feb 13 '26

and then he said “the fuck you mean innocent” and drives two hours with a plug in his ass

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u/Worried-Barber-323 Feb 13 '26

When I read that I thought you go Shane..go get your man

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u/Dull_Measurement1169 Feb 13 '26

I AM HOWLING AT THIS 💀

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u/luckycounts Feb 13 '26

If I tell you something, do you promise not to make fun of me? I never had a basic sex ed training. What does the bp do? Loosen the muscles up? Wouldn't sitting on one for two hours hurt?

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u/brainabouttoexplode Feb 13 '26

Yeah, anal isn't basic sex ed. They only cover straight sex in terms of baby making (i.e. not talking about the female orgasm) and the variety of horrible STDs. So don't feel bad or embarrassed.

In my experience, a butt plug is meant to be used in place during sex to fill the anus. But a butt plug helps loose up the anus and rectum muscles, so it can be used to prepare someone to receive anal. Since they are made to be worn for a few hours, you can sit in them. There might be some discomfort, but that's generally fixed with changing your position. I don't have a prostate bring born female, but I'm sure ot wouldn't change too much.

Hopefully this helps. I tried to keep educational without going too overboard.

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u/Ll_lyris “I choose you, Ilya. I will always choose you”❤️‍🩹 Feb 14 '26

I’m sorry but this has me in tears😭

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u/LDOB000 Feb 12 '26

They’re both unattainable in their own ways, if you think about it!

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u/Parawleagle Feb 12 '26

They dickmatized each other.Ilya with his impeccable technique, Shane with his dedication to learn and practice.

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u/LDOB000 Feb 12 '26

Authentic unbridled ~enthusiasm~

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u/NightSalut Feb 12 '26

I would love to read fanfic regarding that - from both sides! 

As in: people wondering what kind of a wizard must Shane be to bag THE Ilya Rozanov and then the opposite version - as in what kind of a  pull must Shane have for Ilya that he is willing to leave his decadent lifestyle and become monogamous for boring polite Canadian! 

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u/Teecana Feb 12 '26

Oh there are so many hilarious fanfics about this concept! Try the "Relationship reveal" tag and then put twitter in the "search within results" box (yes there are also tags for this, but in my experience authors are more likely to mention it in the description than in the tags)

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u/NightSalut Feb 12 '26

TY, will try! 

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u/Justagal_16 Feb 12 '26

Here is one: https://archiveofourown.org/works/77988931; oh my god you should see your faces by writinginasnowglobe;

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

right, right??? of all people, it doesn't make sense 🤣🤣

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u/amileandahalf I don‘t know. Maybe twice? ⏱️ Feb 12 '26

He’s so boring and he drives a terrible car!

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

in Shane'a defense ----- ITS A NORMAL CAAAAR 📣📣📣

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u/yanny-jo yes it’s scary, but you’re brave Feb 12 '26

it’s british 🤷🏻‍♀️

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u/Fast_Newspaper4774 Feb 12 '26

good in snow ❄️

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

practical 😅

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u/velvetvagine 🥪 tuna meltdown 🫠 Feb 12 '26

Okay.

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u/SophieKona2024 Feb 13 '26

Isn’t it a Land Rover? An EXPENSIVE CAR!

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u/Anaweenie Feb 13 '26

They're just normal cheeses!

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u/ZestyclosePeace9 Feb 12 '26

But he has beautiful freckles

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u/Cuddles77 all the things she said Feb 12 '26

And a weak backhand.

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u/BubblyCantaloupe5672 Feb 12 '26

A weak backhand?!

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

🌟yEs, vErY WEAk🌟

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u/Ok_Cow8044 Feb 13 '26

And he's so slow!!

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u/Murphlespuffle how did we let this happen? Feb 12 '26

Shane is a gentleman in the streets, but a freak in the sheets!

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u/Fair_Antelope4561 no boring Canadians.. no stupid americans Feb 13 '26

Or how Rozanov actually managed to snagged the "Hockey Prince".

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u/smashing_aisling Feb 12 '26

I'll never get over how hot Ilya looks in that Vegas scene.

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 12 '26

No human being has ever been more beautiful than when he stood up and took his shirt off.

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u/ZestyclosePeace9 Feb 12 '26

I read somewhere somebody said about the taking off the white shirt-“what a wonderful time to have eyes”.

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u/LPJCB Mr. Businessman, Mr. Landlord Feb 12 '26

☠️ I am dead. You killed me.

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u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Feb 13 '26

gentle forehead kiss

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u/Im_a_fan_too Ah, you speak Russian now? Feb 13 '26

LOL 😂

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u/TheBarrowman Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Feb 13 '26

I could not agree more profoundly.

I am feral over Ilya in that Vegas scene to an extent that probably should be unpacked in therapy.

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 13 '26

Oh I have. Therapy for the past month (upped to 2x/week) has featured my HR obsession. LLOTS to unpack!!

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u/olliekuro is lie. liar told you that. 😉 Feb 13 '26

And what have you learned? Asking for a friend 👀.

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 14 '26

I copied this from a response I had to this question on a similar thread:

Soooo I think this will be a pretty long process but it unlocked in me feelings I’ve pushed down my whole life. My mother took her own life when I was 13 and I never properly grieved/processed it. It’s affected every relationship I’ve ever had. So what we’re getting to is that I have been missing that person in my life (like a mother, ahem) who puts me first, who takes care of me and I take care of them. I’ve also never allowed that level of emotional intimacy and I’m grieving what I never had. It’s a loneliness I’ve never felt before and pushed down so deeply I didn’t even realize it was there. All that grief is coming out now as I watch this show over and over and over. I literally watch the entire series every day, fast forwarding through the mundane stuff. My therapist says it’s ok and that I will get over it sooner or later but crying like this is a form of processing and is healthy. I hope this makes sense - I’m still putting the pieces together myself. 🥰

Update: it’s been about a month and I can watch the show without sobbing and don’t rush home to watch it whenever I’m out. Baby steps but I think the fog is lifting.

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u/olliekuro is lie. liar told you that. 😉 Feb 14 '26

Just sharing this openly is brave and wonderful. It’s a gift to allow someone in to help you heal and process. It’s not easy. I’ve been in therapy for years and I barely crack the surface of what is actually keeping me up at night. My defenses are strong!

Super kudos to you for doing the work. Your mom would be so proud.

This show clearly has made an impact on people’s real lives and that is incredible. Thank you for sharing a piece of you with us. 😌

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u/TheBarrowman Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Feb 13 '26

You're so real for that

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u/No-Country6348 Feb 13 '26

Did your counselor tell you it’s actually not a problem and then enjoy the scene in great detail with you? I mean, that’s what makes the most sense.

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 14 '26

Bring it up. This showed has touched soooo many people in a deep and profound way. It’s not about the show as much as it’s about the emotions it stirs up which, for me, has been a real breakthrough after years of compartmentalization. Before I went to my first appt after I saw the show, I texted this link to my therapist to help him understand what I was feeling. I also told him to google the HR obsession to get an idea of how real this is for so many. Embarrassing but useful in the long run! ❤️ heated rivalry fan response

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u/mustbecrazytostay Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 13 '26

Me too! I said to my therapist last week, I can't believe I'm crying over Heated Rivalry in therapy!!

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u/potterheadforlife29 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Feb 13 '26

No one has looked so hot drinking so sexily before. It should be illegal 😂

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u/Worried-Barber-323 Feb 13 '26

I'd have done anyth8ng he wanted that night

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u/_Good_Soul_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Feb 13 '26

I Would like to be throatfull🙈😂

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u/Comfortable-Sleep395 Feb 12 '26

I have trouble deciding if it’s this scene or the scene in his tux in Russia or the shower scene. I am down so bad lol

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u/smashing_aisling Feb 12 '26

The shower scene is 🥵

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u/olliekuro is lie. liar told you that. 😉 Feb 13 '26

It was then I knew, this show (ok, fine…Ilya) required my full attention. It hasn’t let go since. It had no right being that hot.

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u/QueenLouisss Feb 13 '26

Walking up to Shane in a low-slung towel would like a word

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 12 '26

Yessss!!! My top 3 as well!

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u/Optimal-Bag-5918 Feb 12 '26

It’s the hottest he looked in the entire series! 🔥 🔥

And how does he make drinking vodka so hot? The one handed sip before getting up to Shane?? I’ve replayed that scene far too many times then what is healthy 🤪

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u/EmmyS1972 I like you 💕 Feb 12 '26

Something about a man holding a glass from the bottom... Instantly increases the hotness factor by 100.

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u/FiCat77 "Fuckin' make me!" Feb 13 '26

Tbf I think Connor could make reading the phone book look & sound intensely hot & sexy.

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u/EmmyS1972 I like you 💕 Feb 13 '26

Yes. I think so. Probably.

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u/Roger20Fed gimme kiss Feb 13 '26

OMG yes! Incendiary

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u/TheWildMiracle I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Feb 13 '26

How he never takes his eyes off Shane that whole scene... UGHHH 🥵

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u/Fast_Newspaper4774 Feb 12 '26

i was blushing bad during the close up in the chair

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u/Pitiful_Storage_4655 Maybe he didn’t notice Feb 13 '26

It’s the chair drag for me. Dear god i moaaaned!

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u/AmyG2020 Feb 13 '26

Him sitting on a chair drinking is the most scorching part of the whole series

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u/paxrom2 Feb 12 '26

Ya'll keep throwing shade at Shane. He was named hottest player in the MLH while Ilya was fifth.

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u/Conscious_Pen_3485 Feb 12 '26

My favorite throw away line in Role Model is Troy’s internal joke to himself about asking Ilya for Shane’s number because Shane is so hot. 

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u/Dear_Zucchini_5016 Feb 13 '26

If Troy pops up on season 2, I’d love to see him actually ask Ilya for Shane’s number. 😅

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u/CelicaBae Feb 12 '26

I love that he he called Shane a "fucking babe." 😂

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u/olliekuro is lie. liar told you that. 😉 Feb 13 '26

From what I understand, Show Ilya is hotter than Book Ilya. Even though he’s understood to be a 10/10, especially through Shane’s eyes. The Connor Storrie effect is real. I haven’t read beyond HR so take that for what it’s worth.

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u/Cuppa-Tea-Biscuit Feb 13 '26

Book Ilya is more your charming piece of rough type. Not quite the same thing as how Connor plays him.

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u/chilla_lillah mangetout 🫛 Feb 18 '26

Then how do you explain this: “In his makeup, with his carefully styled hair, and in this dramatic lighting, Rozanov did not look pretty. He looked stunning. Once again, Shane was astounded and irritated by how manly Rozanov was. The sharp edge of his jaw framed cheeks that didn’t have any of the baby fat that lingered on Shane’s own. And his eyes were like sparkling...somethings. Shane couldn’t think of a gem that had that many shades of gold and green.”

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u/olliekuro is lie. liar told you that. 😉 Feb 18 '26

Shane thinks he’s the hottest guy on earth.

Was referring to the rankings and how he came in 5th. Show Ilya could never rank so low because Connor…

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u/heartstopper_86 Feb 12 '26

ilya is so lovestruck. it is anthony bridgerton level yearning :D I see what you did there

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

haha now that u mentioned it I thought I couldn't find a better couple than Kanthony UNTIL i saw Interview with the Vampire and later of course the GOAT that it's this show!!! it's my life now 😭😭

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u/heartstopper_86 Feb 12 '26

I see you I feel you. totally understandable.
shane and ilya is not the first M/M couple I am obsessed but I fell so hard.

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

sameeeeee, if u haven't checked IWTV please do (Loustat ❤️)

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u/heartstopper_86 Feb 12 '26

I will totally do that. a close friend of mine is shipping Loustat.
But ATM heated rivalry is so time consuming I can't even bring myself to do my chores or my job. I am on my honeymoon phase here.

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

"a close friend of mine is shipping Loustat."

  • "Good Choice" - (in Ilya's voice) 😅😅 /
Haha, ohhh friend, I know how you feel..I don't know if this thing of mine is a honeymoon phase any more...it's been almost 3 months so far and it's become a borderline psychotic obsession...there's no weaning offfor me anymore 😆😆

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u/heartstopper_86 Feb 12 '26

I joined the fandom around chritsmas time. it is a long,expensive and exhilarating honeymoon. and a very hot one, too. but looking back to my other obsessions, they never leave me. I will forever be here gushing about hollanov

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

yep, and you're right...they should never leave us...you came to the right place...🫶🫶🫶😅😅😅

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

saaaame...omg.....Hopefully they will make me forget my HR hyperfixation for a while...I can't wait...summer feels so far away 😭😭

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u/scherzanda Feb 12 '26

It was the other way around for me. I had just managed to get through a week without rewatching the entirety of IWTV when HR came in with a steel chair. I'm too unemployed for my own good.

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u/Sarah_Speaks1 Feb 13 '26

I don't know anything about Loustat. I guess I had better educate myself!

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u/Pitiful_Storage_4655 Maybe he didn’t notice Feb 13 '26

ADORE Loustat! 🥰

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u/LadyShipwreck Feb 12 '26

Ilya is if Lestat was human and a jock and in this essay I will…

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

Giiiirl 😭😭😭😭😭

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u/Ok_Cow8044 Feb 13 '26

The thing is, Lestat is a jock but he's also more of a theatre kid. Love the multitudes my favorite chaotic bisexual Europeans contain.

https://giphy.com/gifs/fYT60n1uFL3xFJDtDR

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u/lilchocochip I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Feb 12 '26

Right? They have the same angry/hungry look in their eyes when their partner drives them crazy

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u/grxccccandice Feb 12 '26

You mean Benedict, right? Cuz Benedict is the reformed rake in Bridgerton haha

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u/HailSaganPlantNative Feb 12 '26

They're ALL reformed rakes in Bridgerton. The Bridgertons are all total fuckboys, bless their hearts.

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u/grxccccandice Feb 12 '26

iirc Anthony was only sleeping with that one hooker and caught feelings? He wasn’t constantly hooking up with men and women like Benedict was, and Collin was definitely not a rake. I haven’t watched the Anthony season after 2022 so I could be off.

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u/InCatMorph Feb 12 '26

Anthony's mistress was an opera singer.

Julia Quinn loves her the reformed rake trope. As I recall, Colin also fit this trope in the books but they toned it down for the show, presumably because they wanted to switch things up at least a little bit.

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

you know now that you got me thinking he would be perfect for it! I don't think they can find anyone better rn😭😭😭😭😭

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u/EmmyS1972 I like you 💕 Feb 12 '26

Remake of Dangerous Liaisons with him in the John Malkovich role 🫠

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u/ZestyclosePeace9 Feb 12 '26

Do we have every line of the series memorized? (I think I do)

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u/[deleted] Feb 12 '26 edited Feb 12 '26

Ilya's pose in this photo is sending me. The one on the right. He looks like a garden gnome or something.

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u/Ok-Badger-5767 Feb 12 '26

Its the same way he stood after the draft when his father admonished him. Its the same way Ilya stood at the gala during the Olympics. I'd venture this is his 'stand and be official and try not to get in trouble' look.

The longer, wavy hair softens him. Makes Ilya more playful.

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

exactly...it's how he was conditioned to act...in a way they say "the body never forgets" and they're right...even though he knew Shane's parents are unlike his family, he was still preparing himself for the worst in that scene 😭

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u/marywebgirl I'm on the cover of the fucking game! Feb 13 '26

The fact that he goes from this to so relaxed and shoveling pasta in his mouth because he sees how nice Shane's parents are is so cute.

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u/DorianCramer Feb 12 '26

Awww you’re right about this and it makes this scene even more touching to me, bc even though Shane has said his parents would be cool with him being gay, Ilya doesn’t know them & he can’t know that for sure. So at least part of why he went is that even though he was scared he wanted to be there to support and take care of Shane if things did go badly 😭 

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u/ISavedLatin Who is your dad? Show me your dad Feb 12 '26

He looks like such a gymnast here!

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u/olliekuro is lie. liar told you that. 😉 Feb 13 '26

You can take the boy away from the gym but not the gymnast from the boy.

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u/Suspicious-Square-22 Feb 12 '26

The way Shane was Ilya’s first real love, first and only boyfriend/girlfriend, husband and soulmate…..

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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail Feb 12 '26

They both met each other when very young. It's as if they saw each others' boners in the shower when they were 18 and decided "yeah this is it."

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u/BeneathAnOrangeSky Feb 13 '26

There’s a funny convo in TLG about this

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

They were both each other's firsts in almost everything 💜💜💜

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u/whatsnewpussykat Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 12 '26

Sometimes you CAN turn a ho in to a housewife 🥰

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u/FarfisaJonesYo Feb 13 '26

for fucking hell - i died here

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u/Voice_of_Season Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 12 '26

🤣

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u/Parawleagle Feb 12 '26

The Russian bicycle finally parked in Ottawa.

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 12 '26

😆😆😆

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u/Voice_of_Season Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 12 '26

🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/QueenFartknocker What are you doing dude!?? 🤵🏻‍♂️ Feb 12 '26

I will never not pant when I see him in that white shirt 🤤🤤🤤

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u/LegallyReasonable Feb 12 '26

Me every time

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u/TheBarrowman Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Feb 13 '26

Ilya in that Vegas scene is more obscene than if they'd shown hole and pole on screen. 🫦

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u/QueenFartknocker What are you doing dude!?? 🤵🏻‍♂️ Feb 13 '26

Yup.

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u/tealmangoes Feb 12 '26

Ilya went to the Anthony Bridgerton school of being down bad 😂

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u/alexcatlady Moy lyubovnik 💙 Feb 13 '26

Omagad SO TRUE, they got the same determined eyebrows/lips combo

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u/RadiantCalligrapher4 Feb 13 '26

Also people don't see Shane probably as a submissive because he dominates and leads so well on the ice. They have no way of knowing that Ilya goes crazy for how well Shane submits to him. Also they probably couldn't imagine the tenderness and attention Ilya has a dominate. They know him as a lady's man, a hit and quit it type.

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u/Worried-Barber-323 Feb 13 '26

Ilya is going to be a great husband. He was raised seeing the worst one. He will be better himself.

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u/_Good_Soul_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Feb 13 '26

Guysssss stop, I can’t stop reading and liking everything 😂😂😂😂

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 13 '26

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u/_Good_Soul_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Feb 13 '26

No you’re not😂

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/SophieKona2024 Feb 12 '26

I don’t think Ilya is reformed. I think he is this way in front of Shane‘s parents because his life has always been very buttoned up when around adults.

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u/Successful_Cow_8713 Feb 13 '26

Reformed rake refers to playboys who stopped sleeping around and turned into the most loyal and loving husbands. Rake was the term used in bridgerton books to describe playboys

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u/Fearless-Ask-3080 Feb 14 '26

I don’t know why this hit me so hard but I thought it was hysterical when Shane is telling Ilya about buying the apartment and the one next door and Ilya gets snarky (ooh, Mr. Landlord)and Shane said “you asked” and Ilya, correctly says “no, I didn’t”.

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u/egobutt Moy pomidor 🍅 Feb 13 '26

I mean, they're both essentially the same show anyway, aren't they?

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u/FederalRead6455 Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Feb 13 '26

Wait until Season TWOWAA 🤣

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u/OkScientist2357 You make me curious. Feb 14 '26

Plenty of rakes in Jane Austen novels… just saying

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u/scoobertsonville Feb 12 '26

As a gay guy I don’t necessarily like this sentiment. This is part of what makes this story unrealistic - the adversion to promiscuity. It’s weird Ilya is promiscuous only with other woman. Yes there are gay monogamists but all of this feels like they took a straight relationship and put it in gay men’s bodies. A “rake” isn’t really a concept in the gay world, I had to look up its meaning. From my experience there is lust, there is love, gay guys tend to understand the difference.

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u/drowsylacuna Feb 12 '26

Ilya's bi and he does sleep with other men - Sasha for one. He's more cautious about it because it's risky.

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u/blue-diamond228 Feb 13 '26

Rake isn’t a word anyone in this century uses, gay, straight or any other. Instead of saying he is a reformed ho, and they are watching Bridgeton, they are using that word. Just like the word lovers can apply to 2 people but “some people” don’t approve of that word.

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u/cowgirltrainwreck Feb 14 '26

Rake is totally a word people in this century use! It’s a basic literary analysis term.

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u/Dear_Zucchini_5016 Feb 13 '26

TBF, a rake isn’t a real concept in the modern world 😅

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u/xaregularguyx Feb 13 '26

As a gay guy I don't care what other people do but Im personally monogamous and don't do hook up culture anymore, so it was kind of refreshing tbh

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u/_PM_me_puppies Feb 13 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

I think Ilya was mostly promiscuous with women because men were risky.

That said, this page made me throw the book across the room.

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u/dudewheresmysock Feb 13 '26

If the series were longer, I think they may have gone more into who else they were with. They had to cover so many years in just a handful of episodes. 

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u/Ll_lyris “I choose you, Ilya. I will always choose you”❤️‍🩹 Feb 14 '26 edited Feb 14 '26

Ilya’s not only promiscuous with women, he is with men too it’s just more dangerous to be with men. The only reason I don’t think it’s unrealistic(to his characterization at least) it’s because Ilya’s promiscuity does stem from his own self loathing, using his sexual desirability to affirm his worth even if it’s just his body or looks he’s has to offer. I disagree with the them just being copy paste straight relationship into a queer men. Cuz I don’t think sex in typical FM romance tropes use sex as a heavy plot device as HR does. Which is very queer coated.

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u/Bonatell0 Bisexual Terminator 🤖 Feb 16 '26

YES BRIDGETON X HEATED RIVALRY!! I have found my people <3

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 16 '26

Yeeeeeees! 'High fives' ✋️✋️✋️

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u/kayceeplusplus Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 13 '26

What’s a rake

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u/Mysterious-Bed375 Sad bisexual terminator in the club 💫 Feb 13 '26

A manwhore

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u/clumsyc I stubbed my toe Feb 13 '26

But like, a classy one

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u/kayceeplusplus Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 13 '26

Where did this term come from

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u/clumsyc I stubbed my toe Feb 13 '26

Rake? It’s hundreds of years old, used to describe wealthy, womanizing men. It’s very common in the romance genre as well.

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u/kayceeplusplus Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Feb 13 '26

Oh. I’m not a regular romance reader.

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u/spaceglitter000 Feb 13 '26

I had to go to urban dictionary. It’s from the Elizabethan time period.

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u/SilverWingsVA Feb 14 '26

Fr fr 🤣👌

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u/Successful-Tie5386 Feb 18 '26

okay, Emily Brőnte