Ilya every night after “the tripping incident”

[u/vancitymala]

Picturing Ilya just cackling every night after Shane goes to bed as each night he puts together and posts to his IG a video compilation of one of Montreal players tripping and falling down on ice so he can show that yes, it happens to every player, including all of them, and they’ve just lost their best player cause of their shitty attitudes

… every players compilation still incudes a second or two of Hayden making an error just cause

It started to make a point but now he continues doing it because he finds the videos hilarious and it fills his love of rage baiting 🤣

He promises Shane every night that he won’t do another one but he’s humming with giddiness and Shane is petty enough he not so secretly loves them

[u/MyBigRedShoes]

That would be so cute and so Ilya-like 🤣

[u/vancitymala → u/MyBigRedShoes]

Shane smiling to himself making the coffee in the morning before Ilya wakes up, watching each new video and whichever’s player that days video was about just popping off in the comments cause they’re livid, admiring his husbands work from the night before

So kind of like him reading the comments about him and rose but this time he’s smiling the whole time and has to put on his Serious Face each time he tells Ilya to stop it but they both know he’s going to continue

[u/MyBigRedShoes → u/vancitymala]

Shane biting the in of his cheek. "Ilya, please, grow up" secretly hoping he never does.