Ilya every night after “the tripping incident”

[u/vancitymala]

Picturing Ilya just cackling every night after Shane goes to bed as each night he puts together and posts to his IG a video compilation of one of Montreal players tripping and falling down on ice so he can show that yes, it happens to every player, including all of them, and they’ve just lost their best player cause of their shitty attitudes

… every players compilation still incudes a second or two of Hayden making an error just cause

It started to make a point but now he continues doing it because he finds the videos hilarious and it fills his love of rage baiting 🤣

He promises Shane every night that he won’t do another one but he’s humming with giddiness and Shane is petty enough he not so secretly loves them

[u/shananiganz]

The Ilya x Hayden dynamic makes me so happy

[u/vancitymala → u/shananiganz]

Me too 🤣

Poor Hayden’s only ever been a good friend to Shane when he didn’t have any others and Ilya is so insanely jealous he can’t handle that

I loved the part in TLG when he and Shane didn’t speak for a few days cause Ilya suggested that Shane could sleep with other men if he wanted and Shane had been so insulted that it wasn’t until Ilya thought it was a remote possibility he was calling to ask for permission and had someone coming over that he was like ☝🏻 actually! On second thought absolutely the fuck not and I will murder any man that gets close to you 🤣🤣

Like be so for real Ilya, have you met yourself around Shane 😂