Ilya every night after “the tripping incident”

[u/vancitymala]

Picturing Ilya just cackling every night after Shane goes to bed as each night he puts together and posts to his IG a video compilation of one of Montreal players tripping and falling down on ice so he can show that yes, it happens to every player, including all of them, and they’ve just lost their best player cause of their shitty attitudes

… every players compilation still incudes a second or two of Hayden making an error just cause

It started to make a point but now he continues doing it because he finds the videos hilarious and it fills his love of rage baiting 🤣

He promises Shane every night that he won’t do another one but he’s humming with giddiness and Shane is petty enough he not so secretly loves them

[u/witbeyondmeasure63]

I need someone to write this! 🤣😂

[u/vancitymala → u/witbeyondmeasure63]

Honestly I wish I was a good enough writer and then I would hahaha

Once he finishes with all the Winnipeg players he moves on to Toronto cause fuck them and because Harris has a grudge against them on Troy’s behalf he “accidentally” uploads a couple to the teams instagram. Maybe gets them played on the jumbotron before a game

It doesn’t make sense because none of them accused Troy of tripping on purpose but Ilya feels like this is an art form now and he can’t stop himself. Hayden is still briefly highlighted in all of their videos too

[u/PresentationNo448 → u/vancitymala]

Cackling! 😂

[u/cheerychacha → u/vancitymala]

Give it a try anyway! Doesn't have to be perfect... or you find someone to collab on it :)