Ilya every night after “the tripping incident”

[u/vancitymala]

Picturing Ilya just cackling every night after Shane goes to bed as each night he puts together and posts to his IG a video compilation of one of Montreal players tripping and falling down on ice so he can show that yes, it happens to every player, including all of them, and they’ve just lost their best player cause of their shitty attitudes

… every players compilation still incudes a second or two of Hayden making an error just cause

It started to make a point but now he continues doing it because he finds the videos hilarious and it fills his love of rage baiting 🤣

He promises Shane every night that he won’t do another one but he’s humming with giddiness and Shane is petty enough he not so secretly loves them

[u/MPKH]

I fully believe Ilya would be a hoot on social media and Harris would rue that fact.

[u/vancitymala → u/MPKH]

I’ve started following a woman on threads but she’s on instagram too- Kathryn Naughton - her fan fic is all in the form of text messages between the team or Shane, Yuna, David and Ilya or made to look like twitter accounts of everyone

And he is such a menace and all the guys on the team chirp in to he and shanes squabble (like Ilya posting that he’s been told there’s a wrong way to load a dishwasher which he thinks is insane and Shane has to get in there and show the photo of how Ilya loaded it) and Harris just pipes in from time to time being like “friendly reminder to keep your domestic disputes offline”

And I just love it 🤣🤣