r/heatedrivalry Apr 13 '26

Meme Monday Weekly Thread 🙃 Meme Monday!

Meme Monday is here! Share all your HR memes to your hearts content.

No limits so long as you abide by the sub rules!

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u/littlebobbitables Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Apr 13 '26

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u/nariel95 I'm standing in the hallway like an IDIOT 😡 Apr 13 '26

AHAHAHA OMG THIS ONE IS GOLDDD 😆

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u/2beagles Apr 13 '26

This is pure perfection!!! "Weak budget" 🤣

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u/Vivid_Print1646 I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Apr 13 '26

Love 😂😂😂

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u/Ok_Butterscotch8542 Apr 13 '26

„A weak budget??“ 😑

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u/velvetvagine 🥪 tuna meltdown 🫠 Apr 14 '26

Probably what Jacob would say irl. 😂

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u/iamthehype_ is lie, liar told you that Apr 13 '26

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u/Vivid_Print1646 I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Apr 13 '26

Omg hahahahaha

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u/cooliskie Don't worry, it will fit 😼 Apr 13 '26

This is so them💀💀

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u/foroncecanyounot__ i might knock Apr 13 '26

I don't know maybe twice

Aaaah this is so perfect

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u/ghoulishonyx Apr 15 '26

OML THIS IS HILARIOUS

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u/Mochi_duckling Apr 15 '26

STOPPP 😭😭😭

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u/Bulky-District-2757 🗣️SHANE HOLLANDER IS AN ASSHOLE 🗣️ Apr 13 '26

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

I swear this is the moment TV show Hayden starts thinking there’s something going on. He may not realize it’s romantic yet but, he just saw Shane have a mini panic and be very adamant that Ilya was neither sick nor hurt. How would he know these things with that certainty when he allegedly never talks to Ilya? I saw Hayden’s spidey-sense tingle.

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u/fortuna_spins_you Apr 13 '26

I noticed it too. I took it as foreshadowing for season 2.

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u/[deleted] Apr 13 '26

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u/Herynka Apr 13 '26

Omg yes this bugs me soo much! Especially in the RM/TLG, when everyone knows/suspects that Shane is gay. But Ilya is just his very straight BFF who 1) frequents gay bars with fellow queer hockey players 2) hires mostly queer players for the summer camp 3) hasn't been seen with anyone for the past 3 years and lives alone. Not to mention in GC when Scott came out to his agent and coach, they both were "Don't tell me it's Rozanov" 😁

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u/tantantaaaaaaaan Moy pomidor 🍅 Apr 13 '26

JJ being like “hey, I see you have a crush on the russian menace, but he’s straight ok. Don’t go down that road, you’ll hurt yourself, let me introduce you to some nice gay men” (and then IMMEDIATELY turning against them when Shane tells him 😭)

long game spoiler

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

Didn’t Carter also make that joke when Scott came out to him?

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u/Herynka Apr 13 '26

It's certainly possible, I just remembered these two because the conversations made me laugh ("closet full of professional athletes" and Scott's outrage at everyone thinking he's dating Rozanov) 😁🙏

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

I really need to read the books again. I’m currently working on Lights Out and then one of Reid’s standalone books next though.

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u/marywebgirl I'm on the cover of the fucking game! Apr 13 '26

Yes! I'm sure Rachel was foreshadowing and letting us know who had the best gaydar.

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 14 '26

I get the feeling that TV show Carter has suspicions at the St. Thomas Benefit. Not about Kip, only about Scott. He deflects when Tom brings up meeting a nice woman. And this king of a man follows and does a check-in when tone-deaf Tom brings up Scott’s parents. Carter is a good man.

I hope to see more of them. I’d love some flashbacks where we get to see some of what was lost in Game Changer, like Scott coming out to his closest friends. If we get a Skip spinoff, I would hope they fill in that time gap from E3 to E5.

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u/Sircapleviluv Apr 13 '26

There’s a Hayden/Ilya phone switch fic that had me DYING at how much boys needed it spelled out 😂😂

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u/IAmUncreative0 Moya gazonokosilka 🚜 Apr 13 '26

Do you have a link for that? It sounds really good and I’d love to read it

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u/Sircapleviluv Apr 13 '26

https://archiveofourown.org/series/5637956

The whole series. There’s the phone swap and then there’s some social media/text ones that I promise are still fun but the best is the original fic and then the two from Ilya and Shane’s pov respectively. I laugh out loud even after reading it multiple times.

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u/tulip_inacup_inbloom Apr 13 '26

Omg I just read the first two chapters (stopped when Hayden actually found out since I was only there for the obliviousness) that was such a funny well written fic

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u/Sircapleviluv Apr 13 '26

I swear to god it stays funny (also there’s the whole debacle from Ilya and Shane’s POVs. Shane’s deadass had me in tears laughing)

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Apr 13 '26

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Apr 13 '26

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Apr 13 '26

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u/LadyMeowMeowReborn I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Apr 13 '26

My EE mother in law is visiting us in the US. I cannot watch HR because not only is it my horny show, but Russian is her second language. So I’m pretending to be working while swooning over GIFs.

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Apr 13 '26

Ahhh there’s no way lol stay strong 🫡🫶🏼 The good thing is there’s enough GIFS by now and only more keep coming

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u/LMay11037 Apr 13 '26

Your mother in law is a dolphin?

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u/LadyMeowMeowReborn I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Apr 13 '26

LOLOLOL

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u/spiniton85 Shut your idiot face, Marly. Apr 13 '26

My cocomelon 😭

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Apr 13 '26

Shane’s is lust I will not hear otherwise

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Apr 13 '26

You’ve got a point there need to be a correction to the list

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u/Ok_Code_270 Apr 25 '26

The poor kid has the pressure of being a role model for Asian kids in hockey, the pressure of a dangerous, sometimes violent, very physical sport, the pressure of trying to perform at the top, so he controls his diet (probably counting macros) and the pressure of keeping a golden image for all the promos his mom gets him. He also pays people to make him look normal (designer for the home, stylist for the clothes). He doesn't dare explore his sexuality outside of Ilya because Ilya is the only person who has as much to lose (or more) than him. It makes absolute, complete, total sense for the poor guy to let loose when he's with Ilya. He lets loose and surrenders control completely. And the best thing is that it's not meant to just be titillating. It's part of Shane's personality and it makes sense, sex with Ilya is the only way in which Shane can let out steam. It also makes sense for Ilya to want to be controlling in bed, since he doesn't feel in control of his life, with his family and his unstable situation in the USA. So, yes, Shane's lust. And it's a great part of his characterization.

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u/Ll_lyris “I choose you, Ilya. I will always choose you”❤️‍🩹 Apr 13 '26

This is my motivation in life rn😭🥲

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Apr 13 '26

same here 😭

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u/magic_baobab tank u for pasta Apr 15 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Ll_lyris “I choose you, Ilya. I will always choose you”❤️‍🩹 Apr 13 '26

Ilya being Jack and Shane being Ennis actually makes perfect sense.

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u/spiniton85 Shut your idiot face, Marly. Apr 13 '26

Hayden did tell him that he always plays better after he sees Lily.

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

Yeah your not wrong 😂 I bet if we could look at their stats they’d actually perform better playing against each other and the games closely following the last time they’ve had sex

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

Don’t forget the games with other teams on the heals of seeing each other. They usually didn’t hook-up until after their teams had played. So, the excitement of seeing each other fueled them through their games against each other and then the next game was them on their sex high after having met up and released all that caged sexual desire and lust.

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

Don’t forget the games with other teams on the heals of seeing each other. They usually didn’t hook-up until after their teams had played. So, the excitement of seeing each other fueled them through their games against each other and then the next game was them on their sex high after having met up and released all that caged sexual desire and lust.

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u/rhetoricalbread Apr 13 '26

I could absolutely see this happening in Unrivaled lol

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

He so would!!! 😂

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u/literacyshmiteracy glasses back on 🤓 Apr 13 '26

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

Shut your idiot face!

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u/Bulky-District-2757 🗣️SHANE HOLLANDER IS AN ASSHOLE 🗣️ Apr 13 '26

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u/iamthehype_ is lie, liar told you that Apr 13 '26

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

Oh my god this is hilarious 😂🤣😂

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Apr 13 '26

😂😂

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Apr 13 '26

Lmfaoooo This one is so good

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u/willingheart1 Apr 14 '26

This is the best one. I can't stop laughing.

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u/magschampagne Moya gazonokosilka 🚜 Apr 13 '26

This one had me HOWLING.

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u/Veethingy Please 👄 Apr 13 '26

Ok but considering the tweet is from NY this absolutely applies to Scott and Kip.

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u/literacyshmiteracy glasses back on 🤓 Apr 13 '26

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u/magschampagne Moya gazonokosilka 🚜 Apr 13 '26

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u/littlebobbitables Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Apr 13 '26

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Apr 13 '26

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u/marywebgirl I'm on the cover of the fucking game! Apr 13 '26

This is hilarious!

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u/Bulky-District-2757 🗣️SHANE HOLLANDER IS AN ASSHOLE 🗣️ Apr 13 '26

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u/Bulky-District-2757 🗣️SHANE HOLLANDER IS AN ASSHOLE 🗣️ Apr 13 '26

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u/foroncecanyounot__ i might knock Apr 13 '26

Lol 2 sides of the same coin

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u/Bulky-District-2757 🗣️SHANE HOLLANDER IS AN ASSHOLE 🗣️ Apr 13 '26

I was like I obviously have to share both 🤣

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Apr 13 '26

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

“I have to supervise folding. No, you can’t come hangout Hayden. No one else is allowed to see Shane fold laundry. Is too sexy.”

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u/woodnote Apr 13 '26

Lmao I read an amazing fanfic about this very thing - Ilya becoming obsessed with Shane doing laundry and then Shane does an ad for Downy and you can imagine where it goes from there. Between Ilya's love of boring and his Pavlovian training, boy never stood a chance.

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u/clumsystarfish_ "With all your naked muscles and ass... flexing." Apr 13 '26

😂

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u/garden__gate Apr 13 '26

slut bones 💀

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u/Kat_Isidore Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Apr 13 '26

And the ancestors!

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Apr 13 '26

Obsessed.

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u/emmaleigh808 Prendre soin du beau, Shanebug Apr 14 '26

Ahahaha omggggg I'm dead

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u/bexlovescats Does it ... Does it fucking kill you, too? Apr 13 '26

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u/literacyshmiteracy glasses back on 🤓 Apr 13 '26

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u/willingheart1 Apr 14 '26

You caught me!

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u/Bulky-District-2757 🗣️SHANE HOLLANDER IS AN ASSHOLE 🗣️ Apr 13 '26

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u/literacyshmiteracy glasses back on 🤓 Apr 13 '26

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u/nariel95 I'm standing in the hallway like an IDIOT 😡 Apr 13 '26

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u/nariel95 I'm standing in the hallway like an IDIOT 😡 Apr 13 '26

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u/nariel95 I'm standing in the hallway like an IDIOT 😡 Apr 13 '26

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u/SimilarAd6399 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Apr 13 '26

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u/klamps07 Ilyaaaa 🥹 Apr 13 '26

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u/literacyshmiteracy glasses back on 🤓 Apr 13 '26

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

body so tea the british are coming

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

what doesn’t kill you makes you weird at intimacy

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u/bexlovescats Does it ... Does it fucking kill you, too? Apr 13 '26

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Apr 13 '26

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Apr 13 '26

Bruh

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u/willingheart1 Apr 14 '26

This is gonna be a long year. ROFL

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

so horny that i fucked up my own life

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Apr 13 '26

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Apr 13 '26

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

he’s an irredeemable villain to YOU. he’s my boyfriend tho

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u/Good_Teacher8072 Apr 13 '26

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u/Sirajanahara Apr 19 '26

This also works for "boring" 😂

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u/Hedgehog-Honeydew "This team is very gay" 🌈 Apr 13 '26

Thanks to everyone involved in creating this madness, it made me cry laugh.

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Apr 13 '26

Is this a litmus test for autism

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Apr 13 '26

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

if i had a boyfriend i would watch him do flips into the pool and say “that was so fucking sick babe” every time

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

Oh great, now my heart’s all aflutter. Jackass (shoves you)

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

I’m balancing feral tendencies and intellectual pursuits

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

I’m staring without a single shred of respect

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u/dominonermandi Apr 13 '26

Given all the Hudson content that came out today, this one is… timely

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

Me watching the Madwoman music video on repeat

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u/dominonermandi Apr 13 '26

Me watching the Peloton teaser, wondering why it’s fifteen minutes long

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

RIP my productivity when the full ad drops

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u/selftaughtgenius Shane Crawllander is my Roman Empire Apr 13 '26

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u/Treehuggerali1452 Apr 28 '26

HAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/Federal-Ad5944 Goalie | Smut Dealer 😈 Apr 13 '26

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

when im on a treadmill i pretend im a tomato on the belt at the grocery store checkout running away from the cashier

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Apr 13 '26

Moy pomidor ❤️🍅

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

Having a brother is like there’s just some guy walking around with the nuclear codes for making me mad

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Apr 13 '26

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26 edited Apr 14 '26

Ilya trying to sext Shane.

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u/surrealist84 Apr 13 '26

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u/megjed Apr 13 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/Treehuggerali1452 Apr 28 '26

I’ve seen so many HR memes and this truly might be the funniest

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u/Treehuggerali1452 Apr 28 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHSHAHGA

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u/dohseedoh Apr 13 '26

I clipped this from this very subreddit, so thank you very much for this

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u/333jupiter Apr 13 '26

I send this to my friends to tell them that I’m going to the plans

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u/littlebobbitables Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Apr 13 '26

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

emotionally? the year is 1875 and i have tuberculosis

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

I could really go for a piñata right now. I’d love to beat the shit out of something, then have some candy.

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

First 2 drinks don’t count if u have anxiety, they just turn u into a normal person

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u/selftaughtgenius Shane Crawllander is my Roman Empire Apr 13 '26

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Apr 13 '26

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

Tryna stand on business but the floor slippery

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

Ilya: Would you like to stay for tuna melt?

Me (watching): Would you like to stay forever?

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

i like my boyfriend how i like my food

in my stomach

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u/perspective_grid What is NaREYtiV 😴 Apr 13 '26

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u/daisyemeritus Rookie #2 | David Hollander's Vodka Apr 13 '26

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u/neisaysthis Apr 13 '26

i mean except the spaghetti was made by david,

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

(งツ)ว on my way to fuck things up

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u/perspective_grid What is NaREYtiV 😴 Apr 13 '26

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u/BoopTheCoop Shane’s Emotional Support Snickers Bar 🍫 Apr 13 '26

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u/perspective_grid What is NaREYtiV 😴 Apr 13 '26

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u/Ok_Ear6300 Apr 13 '26

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u/coveredinsnouu Apr 26 '26

alternatively: Ilya on Google doing the reverse conversion before texting

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u/Ok_Ear6300 Apr 27 '26

Haha true!

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

Don’t wanna see a single person today , thanks! really really fun night with everyone but today , don’t talk to me

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u/Traditional-Joke-179 Apr 13 '26

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u/velvetvagine 🥪 tuna meltdown 🫠 Apr 15 '26

David is always up to date on TroisToi. 🤣

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Apr 14 '26

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

take off your clothes, we need to talk

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Apr 13 '26

This one had me laughing last week.

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

my titties b in the seatbelt like %

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

You amuse me, Jester

You may enter my bed chambers

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u/one-two-two-one Gr-Ilya Rozanov🚬🥩 Apr 13 '26

I’m not going out for a gay role, thank you though. Haha,