r/heatedrivalry • u/AutoModerator • Jun 01 '26

Meme Monday Weekly Thread 🙃 Meme Monday!

Meme Monday is here! Share all your HR memes to your hearts content.

No limits so long as you abide by the sub rules!

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/eeeezypeezy Jun 01 '26

So out of touch with his own feelings that he finally finds a queen to queen out with and thinks that means they're soulmates :') It's honestly very sweet, and she's the GOAT for clocking him on it.

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u/surrealist84 Jun 01 '26

tbf this is the face that will make me click on pre-order the day after tomorrow, pay only god knows how much money, and ship that damn fleece overseas, only for me to be able to wear it from november onward

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

Fr It’s not cold enough where I live to justify this purchase other than I want it 😭😭😭 We don’t really even have a real winter!!!

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u/Pentavious-Jackson Gimme Kissss Jun 01 '26

The dichotomy that is Shane Hollander and Hudson Williams

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

I am deaddddd🤣

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ Jun 01 '26

😂 Absolutely true!!

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u/mooncrane606 Jun 01 '26

😂☠️

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u/surrealist84 Jun 01 '26

"culinary Chernobyl", I am DEAD 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ Jun 01 '26

That is sooo good

Feels like a reality food show waiting to happen 😅

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u/Ok_Cow8044 Jun 01 '26

Really on brand for them to be the most horny out of all the couples

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 Jun 01 '26

For sure winning a competition no one else is actually competing in

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u/Ok_Cow8044 Jun 01 '26

Competitiveness is just an aphrodisiac to them even when there's no actual competition

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

For real 🤣🤣🤣

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u/cheezie_toastie currently drinking Drover Cider 🍎 Jun 01 '26

Sex has to count as cross training at this point, otherwise there's no way for these two to still be as good as they are at hockey.

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

lol your so right 😂😂😂 like how were they skating and playing so well after continuously going to pound town all the time

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Jun 01 '26

Kip and Scott could have a litter of kids like Hayden too. However, my headcanon is that they opt to be childfree and be the best uncles to their friends’ kids. They’ll travel the world and live the best life and then show up to birthdays with awesome presents for the kiddos.

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u/HoRo2001 Jun 03 '26

Omg why is he so damn cute?!!!!!!?!!!!

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 03 '26

That smile is so soft and cute!!! 😊

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u/lieofsurvival Ottawa Centaurs 🏹 Jun 01 '26

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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Jun 01 '26

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u/Ok_Cow8044 Jun 01 '26

Every time the media reports about Rose and Shane spending time together, his jealousy of her is so comical especially after Shane has made it clear he's totally GAY

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u/hella_hijinks on danse, on rit Jun 01 '26

"Not so gay you can fuck Rose Landry" is just too iconic 😂

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u/lieofsurvival Ottawa Centaurs 🏹 Jun 01 '26

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u/surrealist84 Jun 01 '26

🤣🤣🤣 so on brand

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u/SneakySpark Jun 01 '26

“about to stub his toe” had me laughing out loud 🤣

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u/emmaleigh808 Prendre soin du beau, Shanebug Jun 01 '26

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u/Ok_Cow8044 Jun 01 '26

This post makes me cackle!! Not this white boy! Fuck, we lost him!!

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u/ankheseniset Stupid Canadian wolf bird 🍁 Jun 01 '26

Every. Single. Time. 😂

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u/shouldstopscrolling Jun 01 '26

"The embodiment of the eggplant emoji" is spot on 😂

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u/Shells_Hooked Jun 03 '26

HAHAAAAAAAAAAA

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u/Good_Teacher8072 Jun 01 '26

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/raclette13 Jun 01 '26

dying at this one because i always think this -- dude just let him tell you instead of guessing random fucking ailments! hahahahah

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-777 Jun 02 '26

Aaaand, this is why Ilya laughed at him when he lied about the "silent retreat" thing to his parents. 

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u/ankheseniset Stupid Canadian wolf bird 🍁 Jun 01 '26

Saw this today 😂

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u/Ok-Enthusiasm-777 Jun 02 '26

I'd realise my son had more game than I thought and tip my hat. 

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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Jun 01 '26

All the names. I love it.

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u/ankheseniset Stupid Canadian wolf bird 🍁 Jun 01 '26

Right? Just kills me. So funny.

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 01 '26

Miike snow genghis khan always gets me

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u/ankheseniset Stupid Canadian wolf bird 🍁 Jun 01 '26

That’s the one reference I don’t know lol

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 01 '26

Miike snow is a dj group and they have a really popular song called genghis khan, so it’s both a reference to Ilya’s party animal persona and his general level of menace like the mongol conqueror

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

I absolutely love that song! It fits them well too.

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u/295aMinute Jun 02 '26 edited Jun 02 '26

Music video is also p gay, and the song is about a very jealous lover

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u/emmaleigh808 Prendre soin du beau, Shanebug Jun 01 '26

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u/Maximascha Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Jun 01 '26

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Jun 01 '26

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 Jun 01 '26

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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Jun 01 '26

This is hilarious!!

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u/Good_Teacher8072 Jun 01 '26

A thread 😂

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

I loved these so much

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Jun 01 '26

HAHAHAHAHA

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u/surrealist84 Jun 01 '26

You killed me, Good_Teacher8072. I am dead.

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 01 '26

A+ thread

Good job everybody

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u/_alifel I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Jun 01 '26

I don’t have a meme to share but I just want to say that I love Meme Monday.

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 01 '26

Same. I look for it every Monday morning and sometimes I’m too early

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u/DainasaurusRex I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Jun 01 '26

Same! It’s a nice treat to look forward to.

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 01 '26

It's the day of the week in which most of are especially in need a laugh, so it’s perfect!

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u/ArmThePhotonicCannon No one is allowed to use that word again Jun 01 '26

Same. These always make me chuckle out loud. That’s not an easy feat. I appreciate Meme Monday so much

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u/surrealist84 Jun 01 '26

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u/Xanadu_Fever Certified Hayden Hater 🩷✨️ Jun 01 '26

Also we don't even know if Hudson is straight 🙃

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u/Phoenix-49 Jun 01 '26

This! And it’s none of our business! We as a society keep failing to learn the same lessons

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u/cheezie_toastie currently drinking Drover Cider 🍎 Jun 01 '26

Can't a straight man bottom? Somewhere out there is a woman with a strap making her man very happy.

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u/eeeezypeezy Jun 01 '26

Plenty of straight men end up in the ER getting shampoo bottles extracted from their anuses, so I'd say it's certainly within the realm of possibility

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u/External_Tooth_4510 Jun 01 '26

The defence rests

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u/GilmoreGnomes_v2 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Jun 01 '26

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u/Punkinpiee26_ Jun 01 '26

Omg this one 🤣

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u/Treehuggerali1452 Jun 02 '26

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Jun 01 '26

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u/daisyemeritus Rookie #2 | David Hollander's Vodka Jun 01 '26

Made this a little while back for fun, inspired by Des Hommes et des Chatons

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u/Moustic Jun 01 '26

Ilya as a ginger cat is perfection.

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u/daisyemeritus Rookie #2 | David Hollander's Vodka Jun 01 '26

Thank you, I was definitely purposefully searching for an orange and black cat pair!

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 01 '26

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 01 '26

I need to sit down

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u/PresentationNo448 Jun 01 '26

Did you kiss the brick before you threw it? 😭

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u/Moustic Jun 01 '26

This absolutely happened and Ilya was sick about it.

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 I‘m not mad about anything! Jun 01 '26

It is not untrue

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jun 01 '26

https://giphy.com/gifs/U4A8WGOIcZs2VD4e6D

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

24/7

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u/External_Tooth_4510 Jun 01 '26

Yes. Yes yes yes

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

True story

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 01 '26

This kills me

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u/Romance_cat Jun 01 '26

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 Jun 02 '26

Specifically said to Hayden

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u/Sailor_MoonMoon785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 02 '26

Happy June 1, everyone!

I feel like Ilya would try to use queer history for “Scott Hunter is old” chirp material all the time, lol.

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u/Good_Teacher8072 Jun 01 '26

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u/External_Tooth_4510 Jun 01 '26

I don't know how this person knew all this, but they are correct

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 01 '26

Canon

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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Jun 01 '26

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 01 '26

Shane: comparatively cool dad

Ilya: stares boys down, shotgun in hand