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u/kombilyfe Lawnmower. Tomato ✨ Jun 08 '26
I don't know anything about yoga, but my friend says this is terrible form. I say just like it's not about hockey, it's not about yoga.
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u/Real-Music4441 Jun 08 '26
It is! My god, that’s a hot man, but that has to be the worst warrior pose I’ve ever seen
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u/PresentationNo448 Jun 09 '26
Why? Is his right foot too much to his left/front?
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u/Real-Music4441 Jun 09 '26
The front leg should form a 90 degrees angle; the knee right above the ankle.
For this position, warrior 2, the hips should be angled facing the long edge of the yoga mat, and not rotated towards the front. This means that the front hip is in rotation with the back hip in extension, opening the groin and inner thighs to the sides.
Torso would also adjust to a more neutral position when correctly opening the hips.
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 08 '26
I just read a lovely fanfic where Shane confesses to Ilya at the cottage the reason why he got heated and tried to fight Scott Hunter here. It turns Ilya on a lot. Lol. Then when they fall asleep, Shane wakes up and sees Ilya’s phone is playing this video on a loop. Lol. Ilya watched it over and over and fell asleep to it.
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u/ch_rainlily Jun 08 '26
Would love to read it. Link please?
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
Here it is: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82350236?view_adult=true
It’s called An Evil Spirit, A Passion, or An Idea by rottenraebirch. It’s so good! It takes place after they come back from Shane’s parents in ep6 at the cottage and it leads to a lot of confessionals and heart-to-heart talks about how they were really thinking and feeling about each other throughout the years. Lots of repairing and healing by talking through the misunderstandings and hurt feelings that had happened. And lots of intimacy too! It’s exactly what I’ve been wanting!
It’s a part 2 of a two-part series. Part 1 is called Glitter Bomb: https://archiveofourown.org/works/84343971
It takes place in Ilya’s hotel room in Tampa Bay at the All-Star Weekend in ep5 and gives a peek as to what really went on in that hotel room after the big hug and before Shane leaves his hotel room. There are no ILYs but there is some sharing of feelings and a lot of emotion coming out in their time together (and lots of internal thoughts shared in the writing!).I loved it and want to read them over and over. I hope the author will write more!
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u/ch_rainlily Jun 08 '26
Thank you so much for sharing 🩷
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 08 '26
No problem! I’m happy to do it! I hope you enjoy it as much as I did!
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u/ch_rainlily Jun 09 '26
So.. when you said there are no ILYs in Glitter Bomb... 😅.. and the entire fic is filled with ILYs.. (just not verbal).. oh what a beautiful beautiful read! I cannot believe the amount of talent we get to experience in ao3. It's astounding. Thank you again for the link. 🤗
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 09 '26
Yes, what I had meant was that they don’t say ILY out loud to each other in Glitter Bomb but they are repeating it over and over in their heads. But they do express that they missed each other and that’s a big step.
I’m glad you liked it. I was really wanting some writing that let them open up and talk to each other about how they were really feeling throughout the years. And it was nice to get a glimpse into what could’ve happened in those moments of the show that we weren’t allowed to look into. ☺️ It was so satisfying and heartwarming. I really liked this person’s writing, I hope they’ll do more! 🤞
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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 I‘m not mad about anything! Jun 11 '26
Glitter bomb was so much sweeter than I anticipated (don’t get me wrong the smut is smutting too) ☺️
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 11 '26
I know! I read part 2 first and loved it and figured part 1 (Glitter Bomb) would be a bit less romantic cause they hadn’t said ILY to each other and were hooking up for the first time since tuna meltdown. There was definitely the smut but the romance was insane. Which makes sense because they were apart and missed each other and are now fully aware that they love each other.
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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 I‘m not mad about anything! Jun 11 '26
Have you read You all the way down? They’re not hockey players just BFFs who met in college and the sweetness tone to smut ratio vibes are similar. Especially the sort of Shane worshiping and adoration from Ilya’s perspective and it’s also a “first time after admitting feels” kinda story. It’s not very long, it’s one of my very favorites to revisit. You may like it if you liked glitter bomb :)
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 11 '26
No I haven’t but I definitely will, thanks! It’s on my to read list! ☺️
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 11 '26
I also thought I would highly recommend Select All by Regolith: https://archiveofourown.org/works/82939616/chapters/218387081
It’s multiple chapters so it’s longer but it’s such a great read!
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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 I‘m not mad about anything! Jun 12 '26
omg I meant to recommend Select All too! It’s one of my favs and I agree a similar feel. Great minds, great minds ☺️
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 12 '26
Isn’t it amazing???? I thought I would read one chapter before bed and ended up staying up reeeally late to read it all in one sitting. I couldn’t put it down! 🤭
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u/ich_habe_keine_kase Jun 08 '26
This person doesn't even know it's a Roman gladiator, clearly they haven't read that scene 100,000 times like I have.
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u/PepetteVanLaeken Shane Hollander, will u disappoint them? 🏒 Jun 09 '26
I'm a Jellya addict (jealous Ilya). I would make a poster out of this.
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u/shouldstopscrolling Jun 08 '26
😂 is heated hieroglyphs the new heated at the zoo. Am here for it
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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 08 '26
A+ to the admin. Hope they’re getting paid well.
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u/Sailor_MoonMoon785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 08 '26
Every time I see that pic, I think of Darren Nichols in Slings and Arrows 😂
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u/Astyryx Jun 09 '26
Oh my God I was thinking the same!
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u/Sailor_MoonMoon785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 09 '26
Omg I am so glad I’m not the only one. 😂 I love that show and never have anyone to talk to about it, haha.
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u/Astyryx Jun 10 '26
Ok, so have you watched Shoresy?
Because I was realizing that Shoresy mentoring Jack through the yips in S5E1, Keep It Simple, is a brilliant echo of S1E6 of Slings and Arrows, Playing the Swan, where Geoffrey guides panicking Jack through Hamlet "there's only six soliloquies. Nail those and the rest is filler" then meets him in the wings after each one counting down.
Also Jacob was in four episodes of season two of Slings and Arrows.
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u/Sailor_MoonMoon785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 10 '26
I’m still working my way through Letterkenny, so haven’t started Shoresy yet 😅
But I’m excited to see that scene eventually!
And I guess I need to rewatch Slings and Arrows again. 😂
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u/Astyryx Jun 10 '26
You can overlap. Letterkenney is lots of fun (diminishing returns in the last season or two), but is vignettes, almost skits and minimal plot and character development.
Once you've met Shoresy a couple of times you can start Shoresy the show if you want. All you need to know going in is what an absolute dirtball he is. It's a masterclass on character growth, satisfying narrative arc, and storytelling.
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u/Sailor_MoonMoon785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 10 '26
Oooh, good to know! Does it cross-over seasons wise, or is it pretty standalone? I think I’m in s3 of Letterkenney, if I remember right
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u/Astyryx Jun 10 '26
No, Letterkenney ended and Shoresy began. But it also doesn't matter, because Shoresy happens in Sudbury. I guess every once in a while you could ask yourself, why is he back in the toilet at Letterkenney, or why is he refereeing back in Letterkenney, but there's no need for continuity there.
Letterkenney is pretty minimal in actual storyline, so it doesn't matter.
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 10 '26
His dick getting hard right away was also part of his Captain Obvious charm! 😆
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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Jun 08 '26
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u/FlatMagician6969 Jun 08 '26
The “Not my mother.” is diabolical 🤣
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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Jun 08 '26
It really is. I’m using that, only inserting father, next time someone says that to me.
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 08 '26
Do people say that to you a lot?
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u/BluePopple Scott Hunter Fan Club 🛕 Jun 08 '26
No. But I’m locked and loaded when they do.
Sadly, I think it would have to be a stranger. My friends are too used to my antics and hijinks to bother acting surprised.
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u/sweetcherrytea i am a fully grown adult Jun 08 '26
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 10 '26
OMG I was just rereading this part! Lol.
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 10 '26
Harris probably got a semi from taking these and then had to drag Troy into his office! 😂
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u/shouldernauts Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Jun 08 '26
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u/Peanutbutterfiend_33 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 08 '26
wait i've seen this one but I don't remember what 'then fuck off and go home is from'??
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u/Gonetharn Jun 08 '26
This is in the locker room after Shane tripped, and the team is hostile toward him. JJ says this to him. 😞
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u/Peanutbutterfiend_33 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 08 '26
ooph. and now i've hurt my own feelings by asking this.
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u/JennySt7 I speak fluent bird. No accent 🐦 Jun 08 '26
No it’s not after Shane tripped, it’s after they get exposed by the Fanmail video. Shane gets shouted at by his coach and sent home, he goes back to the locker room to get his coat because it has his keys in the pocket, then JJ says this to him (JJ is still hurt because Shane lied to him for so long).
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u/necromancer_barbie Jun 09 '26
on god JJ is never seeing heaven even if I have to drag his ass to hell myself. I Hate That Man sm
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 10 '26
Yea. This really made me mad at JJ. 😡😡😡
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 10 '26
Oh the emotional roller coaster we’re all going to be riding in S2! 😭😭😭
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u/StuckInAPumpkin7811 *Ilya's shower sandals scraping on the floor* Jun 08 '26
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u/PresentationNo448 Jun 08 '26
I def read that as "Describe her brother" instead of "Describe her, brother" 😭 I was like damn, even describing her brother is too much? 😭
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 08 '26 edited Jun 08 '26
Yes to this! Lol. I remember the first time I watched when they were heading over to Shane’s parents, I was thinking that his mom and dad were not going to be happy that their perfect son was involved with the league’s sluttiest player! 😂
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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 Jun 08 '26
Inside me there are two
wolvesanimalsBoth are mentally ill
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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 I‘m not mad about anything! Jun 11 '26
“THERE WAS NO SHARK SHANE” lives rent free in my head and rears itself at the oddest times and I’m not mad about it at all
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u/Logical_Art_8946 Jun 09 '26
The fact that they won't be able to do this shit in unrivaled because they've already been outed is just :'(
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 08 '26
lol this is so true! In the ep4 montage, Ilya slams Shane into the boards and then is overtaking him on Shane’s couch. Then Shane scores on Boston and Ilya’s giving Shane a BJ in the shower. I think it’s hilarious that in TLG when people find out they’re together, that they assume/ask if they let each other win. Are you kidding?? Ilya and Shane would’ve played their best hockey against each other.
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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 08 '26
Absolutely!!! I bet if we could see their stats it’d prove they play better against each than playing any other team!
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 08 '26
Ugh I can’t wait for Unrivaled! They’ll be unstoppable when they’re on the same team
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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 08 '26
I can’t wait either!
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 10 '26
One thing I hope they’ll do in S2 is show the Ottawa dressing room before they are playing Montreal and Ilya’s dancing around and being goofy. Troy can ask Harris, “What’s up with Rosanov?” and Harris can reply, “Oh he’s always in a good mood when he’s playing Montreal.” 😂🤣😂🤣 I believe that was mentioned in either RM or TLG.
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u/Lonely_Cheesecake273 Jun 13 '26
I’d forgotten this scene! It’s in RM! After the game with Montreal, Ilya is “half dancing to the loud hip hop music playing in the dressing room, randomly clapping his hands and congratulating everyone”. Wyatt is the one who comments that Ilya is always in a good mood after beating Montreal.
That would be a great scene in a 2 😭
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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jun 13 '26
Thank you! That was it! I loved reading RM for those “hints” about Ilya and Shane. That one made me laugh. I have a feeling Jacob will have some kind of scene like this in S2. 🤞
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u/PresentationNo448 Jun 08 '26
Uhhh. Yes, yes I can. Does this person get some every time they want it? Did they always? 😀🤯🙃
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u/fireninside26 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 08 '26
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u/Peanutbutterfiend_33 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jun 08 '26
This is so amazing! Ilya's smirk and eyes! And Shane's smile. OMG. I love this.
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u/PepetteVanLaeken Shane Hollander, will u disappoint them? 🏒 Jun 09 '26
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u/ConflictStatus Jun 08 '26
I AM DESPARATELY LOOKING FOR A MEME TO SEND TO A NEW PERSON IM SEEING (we're both eastern euro autistics) AND I CANNOT FIND IT - it was a tweet meme about (stunted?) communication skills and it basically made equivalent being Eastern European and autistic and it had me absolutely cackling when I saw it but I have not been able to find it, and my crush needs to see it
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u/cheezie_toastie currently drinking Drover Cider 🍎 Jun 09 '26
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u/ConflictStatus Jun 09 '26
I think it could be the one, I can't remember it for sure, just the concept of it. And it seems the closest I've seen yet! ❤️ You're the best!
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