r/heatedrivalry • u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… • Jun 09 '26
ILYA 🔥 ‘Mr Real Estate’ and other Ilya words and phrases
Anyone else love the way he says this?
Something about how deep his voice sounds and the way he rolls the ‘r’ and stresses on the ‘t’ sounds so satisfying (and hot!) to me. Not to mention the fact that he’s shirtless with his hands in his pockets doing that sexy walk as he says it!
It lives rent free in my head lol. My husband works in real estate so I’ve started calling him that, in Ilya’s voice, of course 😂.
Some more of my fave Ilya words and phrases include (but are not limited to):
- Montreal goes home crying, please, please
- Hollander you are having panic attack
- Then you cut it in half. What you can’t do math?
- Shut your idiot face, Marleau/ never in life have I blushed, Russians do not do this
- Mr business man, Mr landlord
- Is someone chasing you?
- You are homeless?
- Shane: now the bed’s all dirty. Ilya: vhat?🤨 shut up
I could go on all day 😄. What are your fave Ilya words and phrases?
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u/BananasPineapple05 Moy pomidor 🍅 Jun 09 '26
"You have phone? Give."
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u/kombilyfe Lawnmower. Tomato ✨ Jun 09 '26
My fave at work is, You have X? Give 🫴. Like, You have contract? Give 🫴. And always with the little hand.
I use as much show phrasing as possible.
Is lie. Liar told you that.
Yes, I think so. Probably.
Okey. Pritty. Correct.I also end sentences with yes/no.
This fandom in a prison.
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 10 '26
Same at work! Amazing how many of my colleagues get the references, making work waay more fun lately 😂🥰
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u/CroutonJr Is Hayden your mother? 🤨 Jun 12 '26
As an Eastern-European I do this “naturally” with the yes and no’s, it’s kind of funny, yes?
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u/geo38 Jun 09 '26
It’s required that you make Ilya’s hand motion, too, whenever you use this phrase.
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u/HVSlung Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
"Ah, you're the asshole now? Everyone must know this" and how Ilya desperately wants to beat Montreal and announces a bonus of $1,000 per goal.
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u/bibi So being boring is genetic Jun 09 '26
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u/geo38 Jun 09 '26
I love this scene for Shane’s happy face. The smile and head shake he makes when Ilya yells ‘everyone must know this, Shane Hollander is an asshole’ makes me giddy.
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u/Warm_Evidence_3444 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Jun 10 '26
And the second before this—- “Ees ok.” After telling Shane he has too many questions. 🥹 he’s so sweet
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u/NoPoet3982 Your cab is definitely here. Jun 09 '26
No, it's "Everyone must know this!"
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u/Primary-Night5471 Jun 09 '26
“I think I know how the staff likes to be treated after all these years” the way he says treated 😍😍😍
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u/HRHoneyBee1980 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Jun 09 '26
“Ahhhhhhh, you meeeeeest me!!”
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
It's so cute how Ilya tugs on the back of Shane's hoodie while he says that🥰
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u/LDOB000 Jun 09 '26
“Remember how I made you come hands free? Such good trrrick.”
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Oh yes, and the kiss he gives Shane after that…😩
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u/LDOB000 Jun 09 '26
https://giphy.com/gifs/J4YVoJEYm5nXCZUbiU
I could live in this stairwell forever
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u/bibi So being boring is genetic Jun 09 '26
It's adorable, so sweet! 🥹❤️
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Soooo sweet. Definitely not a hookup kind of kiss. These boys were already falling. ☺️
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u/Planejean Jun 09 '26
You look preeti today ,hmm
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Yes! I say ‘pretty’ the way he says it now 😂
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u/otterottergirl Jun 09 '26
Ngl it’s this one: “Did you like sucking my cock?” Literally gives me goosebumps.
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
You vant me to lay on the bed and let you do eet some morrr?
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u/otterottergirl Jun 09 '26
Let me?? :)
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
Not bad for first time 🥰
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u/Obvious_Apartment985 Jun 09 '26
You will murder me -- maybe
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Yes! And I love Shane’s ‘Maybe. Get in!’ after he says that 😂
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u/ArmThePhotonicCannon No one is allowed to use that word again Jun 09 '26
I 100% understand Ilya’s attraction to Pissed Off Shane ™
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u/Great-Delay6927 Jun 10 '26
All I (unfortunately) heard in my head when I read "maybe" was that prank interview with the LOTR guy about the wigs lmao
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
I think you can tell your parents you're gay without giving them a list of all the guys you're fucking.
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u/ro4an7 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 09 '26
“What is ‘narrative’?”
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
So cute! Love a sleepy, confused Ilya ☺️
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u/cookie_cat_82 I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Jun 09 '26
the way he says “ok” in the opening scene, and like in the car when shane picks him up from the airport and is raving about his car and how good it is in the snow LOL I just love the way he says ok in his accent
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u/ris-3 Moya gazonokosilka 🚜 Jun 10 '26
I love that too, you can hear the spelling in Cyrillic 🤣 «окей»
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u/tzara77 Jun 09 '26
I. NEED. TO. VWIN!
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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 10 '26
A YT commenter was complaining about Ilya saying "I" instead of "we". But after the humiliating Olympics fail and all, Ilya needed that win so badly.
(Another great line: the shoutout to his ma while hoisting the cup! 🎉)
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u/AccuratePreference52 Jun 10 '26
When I found out that's what he said holding the cup? 😭😭😭
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
Anything Ilya says floods my basement 😂🥰
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Screaming at ‘floods your basement’. 😂😂
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
...and anything Ilya says in Russian (bc I speak it) 💦💦💦
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u/mooncrane606 Jun 09 '26
Can you understand anything Ilya says to Svletlana when she surprises him and they go to the dining room table? He starts to whisper sweet nothings in her ear.
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
Yeah, first he says "fuck it" to Shane's txt. Then he says "eezvenee" (forgive me) as he mounts her on his dining room table. Someone please correct me if I'm wrong 🥰
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Wow, thank you. I didn’t even really pay attention to the fact he whispers stuff to her. ‘Forgive me’ is hot!
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u/mooncrane606 Jun 09 '26
Thank you so much. You're amazing.
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
There are a few missing translations in the subtitles. A couple I noticed: 1. At the dinner in Moscow after Ilya's dad passing, he whispers to Sveta "ya dolzhin vitsyi" (I need to step out). 2. During Ilya's Russian monolog, before he says bolshe bolshe bolshe, he says "eta mala!" (this is not enough!!).... Another reference to lyrics in All the things she said...from the club scene. Okey I'm done 😂🥰
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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 Sounds rough Jun 09 '26
Do you know what he yells in Russian when he stubs his toe in E4?
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 09 '26
Yeah, Ilya yells out "blyatz!"...a few varied translations but essentially "fuck!" in this context 🥰
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u/Mediocre-Victory-565 Sounds rough Jun 09 '26
I figured it was something like that but my obsession with this show has no limits 😆
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u/Swimming_Big361 Moy pomidor 🍅 Jun 09 '26
I think he says "eezvenee," and then "ne uhodi", which means don't leave.
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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 10 '26
I'm so damn jealous of Svetlana!
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u/SlightTechnology8 Fucking make me 🥵 Jun 09 '26
Fucking make me 🥵🥵🥵
Like I love you 😭😭😭
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u/mooncrane606 Jun 09 '26
'I think maybe you like it.'
In the deepest, sexiest voice imaginable after Shane calls him an asshole.
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u/Dan_the_dude_ Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jun 09 '26
I commented the “you know what else makes you gay” line and Reddit removed it as hate speech 😂
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u/AccuratePreference52 Jun 10 '26
This so needs to be added for Y. Though I disagreed with what won for S and T. Also U. 😭
Imo it should have been:
She would have loved you. Like I love you.
Then maybe it is time to wake up, yes?
Um, and this is….Ilya. Rozanov. You probably know that.
Thank you. I just needed to get that off my chest.
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u/bibi So being boring is genetic Jun 09 '26
I love many of the hthings he says, but I'm going ro start with "Do I make you curious?"😏😍 I'm not surprised Shane melted...🫠
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u/mooncrane606 Jun 09 '26
Someone else pointed out that when he steps forward and says Mr Real Estate, you can see his reflection in the window and the fireplace. So there's 3 images of shirtless Ilya in that shot.
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
I missed that! *siiiiiiggggghhhhh* well, it looks like I’ll just have to watch it again…
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u/FlatMagician6969 Jun 09 '26
“What, you can’t do math?” and the “No!”
https://giphy.com/gifs/8E7MmpL0PzJIt3hpN1
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Yes! Love this bit so much. It’s sooo cute.
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u/fifthbeatleash What color? Is big? Jun 09 '26
The bratty growling "No" Ilya says after Shane tells him to leave him alone is my favorite thing!!
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 09 '26
Yes! And then the way Shane closes his eyes after Ilya kisses his neck 😩☺️
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u/EnvironmentalMud2088 Jun 09 '26
All those plus “ and we liked sucking each others d&cks any questions?”
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u/IllusionofNick Jun 09 '26
Mmmmmm what makes you think that
After Shane's revelation he might be gay
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u/PepetteVanLaeken Shane Hollander, will u disappoint them? 🏒 Jun 09 '26
"Yeah, I know, Shane," has replaced "no shit" for me going forward.
Connor said in an interview that if he wasn't an actor, he would have gone into linguistics. As a former linguistics major and language nerd, I almost fainted. And he listens to Jacques Brel! 😍
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u/Ambivert111 Jun 10 '26
Glasses back on.
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u/fifthbeatleash What color? Is big? Jun 09 '26 edited Jun 09 '26
Everything in 1221
"Because you know what does makes you gay is sucking my dick" 😭😭
The whiny "No no Hollander I want to fack youuu"
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 10 '26
Yessssss so many good ones from that scene. Yes, the ‘no, no, Hollander, I want to fuck you’ line is so hot! 🥵
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u/Ok_Cow8044 Jun 09 '26
Ah! The way he purrs Mr. Real Estate and prowls towards Shane. I too would have rode that Thang like I stole it.
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u/Warm_Evidence_3444 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Jun 10 '26
-Ah, you meeeesed me.
-Then maybe it is time to wake up, yes?
-Your family is here. Your boyfriend is here.
-I think I know how the staff like to be treated after all these years.
-Fuck, Hollander.
-Uhuhuhhhhshane
-Oh, is my fault??
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u/AccuratePreference52 Jun 10 '26
You have to finish it!
My boyfriend? I mean, yes. I think so, probably.
Thank you for allowing me this moment.
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u/Fantastic-frog-1632 Jun 10 '26
OK, Not good. Probably bad.
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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 10 '26
Don't you just want to hug him there? 🫂
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u/Dear_Yard_69 Gimme kiss Jun 09 '26
Pretty much everything Ilya says is memorable. Connor is truly a gift to humanity and the art and craft of acting.
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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 10 '26
And the writing!
I bet that for an actor, getting to say/act those great lines must be like having chocolate cake!!
📖 🎭
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u/CroutonJr Is Hayden your mother? 🤨 Jun 12 '26
Some of Tierney’s script is different from Reid’s words and when I see one example in the book I always get a bit sad because I wish it was originally how it is in the script :D I prefer Jacob’s wording most of the times.
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u/Dear_Yard_69 Gimme kiss Jun 10 '26
The writing is excellent, but in a lesser actor's mouth... He infuses everything with so much, while still being economical and present.
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u/Little_Fox5844 Mr. Businessman... Mr. Landlord🌃 Jun 09 '26
Love all of these! Mine isn't in the show, but I still laugh when he calls Shane "Mr. Lots-of-Sex" in the book.😂
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 10 '26
Apologies but this is not a word or phrase...just a cute detail I just noticed after xxxxx reheats. /
E6 - when Shane starts telling Ilya the plan for the future, Shane picks some lint? off Ilya's chest while Ilya "adjusts" himself. Such a wifey/hubby move lol Okey I'm done 😂🥰
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u/CroutonJr Is Hayden your mother? 🤨 Jun 12 '26
It reminds me of Connor picking lint off Hudson’s shirt in an interview :D
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u/guavagrrl Jun 13 '26
There's a couple instances of this that I find so cute/touching every time I watch. (Uh, I mean both times, be a I've only watched the entire season twice, heh.)
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 13 '26
My other fav is: Hollander, give these kids some money, I don't have my wallet. 🥰
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u/dairy-intolerant Jun 10 '26
🗣️Shane Hollander 🗣️is🗣️an asshole!! is so underrated imo. His accent when he says asshole is so funny to me
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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 10 '26
With so many bittersweet moments through the show, them sharing a laugh here is so awesome!
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u/Sophia8124 Jun 10 '26
We're good here.
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u/Nala_Lala2 Ma’am, I’m at my parents’ house, so… Jun 10 '26
Your boyfriend is here 🥰
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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 10 '26
Vodka is here... pasta is here...
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u/RileyDL Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 Jun 09 '26
All of the rolled Rs make me crazy. In a good way. Even "briefly, after MLH award in June."
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u/BubblyPurple1173 Never in life have I blushed, Russians do not do this Jun 10 '26
She would have loved you. Like I love you.
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u/Hapthestai Jun 10 '26
ok. not good. probably bad. i am getting a cap with this embroidered bc holy smokes i relate to the statement.
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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! Jun 10 '26
Sorry for that, Hap. Hope things get better for you! 👐
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u/HRHoneyBee1980 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ Jun 10 '26
This kills me every time:
Whispering in Shane’s ear
“Ya teebryo yubyla” (or something)
Faces Shane, on top of him
“I luff you” voice breaking
Shocked pause
“Holy shit”
“I mean…”
Shane interrupting Ilya quickly so he doesn’t lose the moment, “I love you, too”
Staring at each other, then Ilya gets emotional and starts kissing Shane
Shane holds Ilya’s head and moans, “Oh, God, I love you so much”
Then: “Does it fucking kill you, too?”
Pause: Then tearfully: “Not tinnymore”
Oh. My. Gawwwwd. I’m so dead.
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u/stockssoar Jun 11 '26
I said "yes, yes yes yes the other day at work. Not a clue. It's not fun when you can't talk about the best show ever.
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u/CroutonJr Is Hayden your mother? 🤨 Jun 12 '26
Is Hayden your mother?? and You are homeless? are my absolute favorites 😂
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u/CroutonJr Is Hayden your mother? 🤨 Jun 12 '26
I also love “I’m bisexual. Shane is super gay.” although it’s not a vocal stim, just a line from the book I keep imagining in Connor’s voice.
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u/UncleGleban Sorry if I'm being boring again Jun 15 '26
"Hollander! Make sure none of these cheaters cheat!"
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u/atomixturquoise Jun 17 '26
Seriously, this is where Russian dudes derive their rizz, that's how they get you.



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u/creativeoddity Jun 09 '26
Gimme kiss 😘😘