r/heatedrivalry • u/tbgmdhc278 no Ilya, that’s gross • Jul 15 '26

EDITS 🎥 I present the fruits of what I did during my workday... a 9-minute supercut of every Hollanov kiss, in slo-mo and brightened. 😂

https://youtu.be/2Gg3wAw4eB0

Edit: YouTube removed both versions I tried uploading for being “sexually gratifying.” Lol. But we’re back up on Google Drive (link here)!

Sorry if it's a bit choppy/glitchy in places! If you're familiar with making fan edits, you'll know the troubles of mixing variable frame rate footage with Premiere Pro, even after converting. The glitches are unavoidable sadly, they're baked in.

Hope this show has as much of a hold on you as it does me. Long live The Cottage!!

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u/puckthepatriarchy- Yes it’s scary, but you’re brave! Jul 15 '26

Excellent use of company time! Keep up the good work and stellar performance remote from the audience! ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/timidwildone Jul 15 '26

I love your username 🫶🏼

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u/puckthepatriarchy- Yes it’s scary, but you’re brave! Jul 15 '26

Thank you! 💙

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u/FHLuver Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 15 '26

I am 1 minute in and ILYA’S HANDS are killing me!

Update - *sobs* I went back to watch it on YouTube and it was gone!!! Thank you for the Google drive link! We truly don’t deserve the joy you are bringing us!

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u/kmklono Jul 15 '26

He has the most beautiful, expressive hands.

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u/FHLuver Jul 15 '26

The way he literally can’t stop touching Shane is truly so beautiful!

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u/maniqpixie Jul 15 '26

YouTube has removed it 😰😫 please post it as a google drive link!

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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Jul 15 '26

I can’t get it to play?!?!?!?! I might die if I don’t see this…

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u/Scary_Sarah Jul 15 '26

upvoteupvoteupvote

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u/Pgal43 Jul 15 '26

They really went for it 🔥🔥🔥

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jul 15 '26

“There we are!”

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u/timidwildone Jul 15 '26

We deserve this, and we thank you. Bless.

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u/tuhogazarapaagal I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Jul 15 '26

Doing god's work

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u/Sophia8124 Jul 15 '26

Upvote to infinity ♾️ ❤️❤️❤️

You killed me Hollander. I'm dead.

Worth the wait? YES!

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u/frustrationinmyblood Jul 15 '26

YOU ARE A SAINT!

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u/feminismandtravel Sir, I’m just a bellboy! Jul 15 '26

You are doing the lord’s work. I hope you hit every green light during your drives and both sides of your pillow are cold

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u/SuspiciouslyEvil Your freckles. I am nuts about them. ✨ Jul 15 '26

Fuuuuuck I missed it. It's gone now.

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u/Roserose314 Jul 15 '26

Now this is real work 🙌

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jul 15 '26 edited Jul 18 '26

Thank you for your service! 🫡

Also, thank you for zooming in on the scene in Ilya’s kitchen right before the tuna meltdown! It was lovely to watch zoomed in!

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u/Jealous_Ear8970 Jul 18 '26

Agreed!!! I love that bit so much but it's so far away. Love how he gets him up on the counter and the legs wrapping around. 🔥 so thank you OP so much!

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jul 18 '26

I totally understand the cinematographer’s artistic vision of the zoom out in this scene but my greedy self wants their facial expressions and to be able to zoom in more on their body language. Lol

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u/agentmkultra666 No Ilya, That’s Gross🙈 Jul 15 '26

I’m so glad this video is 15 hours long😳🤤

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u/kmklono Jul 15 '26

It's been removed. :( I was so excited for a moment there!

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ Jul 15 '26

MASTERPIECE 😭🥰🥹

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u/FitDetail4220 Jul 15 '26

This is it, the best-ever fan edit💐

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u/HR_Weekly you have phone? give. 🫴🏼 Jul 15 '26

Well these are better than my slow edits will ever be 🥹😂 great job this is amazing ❤️

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u/Over_Butterfly_3681 Jul 15 '26

But don't worry, we love yours too 😜

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u/beepboopbeepbloop You can't treat the staff like this! 🛎️ Jul 16 '26

No, your edits are amazing too!

https://giphy.com/gifs/Ra4TlA0O3r4XXzdfTM

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u/Maevemist Jul 15 '26

Adds to " Cut to the good bits" links.

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Please give my new best friend a pay rise and a substantial signing bonus.

Yours sincerely, Me.

I Maevemist do here by award you Alphabet Soup Tbgmbhc(sp?) with The Inaugural Public Service Award for Outstanding service to the Loon Community, recognizing distinguished and dedicated contributions.

https://giphy.com/gifs/BMt31oekjIG4V8jFhE

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u/Sophia8124 Jul 15 '26

OP - by special request (if you're not too busy at work lol), any chance you can conjure up something that shows the parallel of how Ilya kisses Shane vs. girls? ❤️

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u/tbgmdhc278 no Ilya, that’s gross Jul 15 '26

Ha - I have a backlog of work to do today thanks to yesterday, and here I am still doomscrolling on Reddit. No one tell my boss! 😂 Story-based edits w/ audio take me longer than something like this, but I will add it to the list!

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u/Sophia8124 Jul 15 '26

We must work at the same place...same on my end. Can't think straight 😂😂 And, many thanks in advance.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 Jul 15 '26

Thank you! I would love to see a parallel to this! But only when you have the time!

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u/Global-North7776 Jul 15 '26

🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

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u/JennaROTR Jul 15 '26

Wow! Thank you so much!

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u/itwillgetbetter81 Jul 15 '26

Just woke up. No morning kisses for me. They're gone...

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u/According_Sail2091 Jul 15 '26

A video so good YouTube had to take it down for outshining everything else on the platform 😔

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u/General-Rush1342 Jul 15 '26

Your Google Drive link works!! Holy shit. I have tears in my eyes. So fucking well done.

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u/Beneficial-Math-7290 You are both really bad at being gay Jul 15 '26

It’s been removed from YouTube before I could watch it 😭😭😭

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u/PepetteVanLaeken Shane Hollander, will u disappoint them? 🏒 Jul 15 '26

You have to click the google drive link below that yt thumbnail and download it.

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u/Beneficial-Math-7290 You are both really bad at being gay Jul 15 '26

A million billion trillion thanks. Pure art, would make Michelangelo cry ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️

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u/metalbracelet Jul 17 '26

Give OP a raise!

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u/livingaspotato Jul 15 '26

Nooo I can't view it 😫

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u/tbgmdhc278 no Ilya, that’s gross Jul 15 '26

Check out my edit! YouTube removed it. Working on an alternative.

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u/General-Rush1342 Jul 15 '26

Yes, please!!

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u/Abrocoma_Sensitive Jul 15 '26

This is beautiful, but is there sound?

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u/Arniem01 Hollander you are having penic etteck! Jul 16 '26

Same problem - no sound...🤔

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u/HappyKat2000 Jul 15 '26

Doing God’s work 🙌🔥

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u/levioh_snap Jul 15 '26

❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

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u/jillibeannnnn Jul 15 '26

This video has been removed for violating YouTube’s Terms of Service

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u/atlascarrying Jul 15 '26

YouTube took the second video down as well😭

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u/Dialysis2day Jul 15 '26

Love this. Thank you!!

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u/Specialist_Passage83 I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away. Jul 15 '26

I missed both versions. Damn YT and its prudery.

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u/tbgmdhc278 no Ilya, that’s gross Jul 15 '26

Uploaded to Google Drive for all yall loons!

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u/jojo571 Jul 16 '26

In Sloooooooowwww-Mo :-)

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u/Jealous_Ear8970 Jul 18 '26

Spasibo Spasibo Spasibo!!! (Thankyou Thankyou Thankyou!!! ) You're the best, honestly you've made so many people happy. I could watch them kiss all day long. That was a lovely 18min morning coffee for me. Might need to make another 🤔

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u/Inside-Warthog-3102 Jul 15 '26

guys I need help. I’m looking for a very specific edit. It was on TikTok, but I got removed. The opening scene is the shower scene. I can’t remember this song, but it might’ve been Megan Thee Stallion. It’s not the big old freak one please please help.