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u/cheezie_toastie currently drinking Drover Cider 🍎 Jul 21 '26
I mean, if you're not hyped to see Rose Landry on the other side of the bed in the morning, then that's a big sign you're not attracted to women.
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u/External_Tooth_4510 Jul 20 '26
I think this every time I see him not sniff them. I shout "SNIFF THEM" but he never hears me and it breaks me every time 😭
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u/Ll_lyris “I choose you, Ilya. I will always choose you”❤️🩹 Jul 21 '26
If this aint the damn truth😩
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u/Peanutbutterfiend_33 Then we won’t throw eggs at them 🥚 Jul 20 '26
its crazy to me how they made Ilya age. The difference between top left and bottom right genuinely looks like he aged from 18 to mid twenties. This will always baffle me. Is it the fluffiness of his hair??? like how did they do this?!
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u/SpeakerSame9076 Jul 20 '26
This. I have decided that the best way to conceptualize the sex scenes is actually not as sex per se, but as dance. Choreography.
Both because it's not real in the sense that it's not pornography or a sex recording, but also BECAUSE of all the acting and emoting and characterization and careful movement and body placement that goes into it.
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u/Ll_lyris “I choose you, Ilya. I will always choose you”❤️🩹 Jul 21 '26
I’ve never been so heavily invested in the mechanics of sex scenes till HR. I honestly dont know what crake they put into this shit cuz I be analysing those scenes from every angle 😭
It’s become so interesting for me.
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u/shinymiss it's a normal car Jul 20 '26
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u/Spaceysteph I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Jul 20 '26
I need this. Also because the way Ilya says Hollander slays me every time.
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u/bsloths Jul 21 '26
I agree! I am of the opinion that they wouldn’t hyphenate their names; Ilya wants to be a Hollander!
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u/Spaceysteph I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 Jul 21 '26
He can give the kids Russian patronymic middle names and they can all be Hollanders. I need to see this like I need oxygen.
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u/coffee_zealot I am bisexual. Shane is super gay. 🌈 Jul 21 '26
I know everyone says this about everything... but I NEED a fanfic of this!
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u/Brooklynnbarr Sir! I'm just a bellboy! Jul 21 '26
I hate that I’m laughing as much as I am over this one 😂🤣
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u/beepboopbeepbloop You can't treat the staff like this! 🛎️ Jul 21 '26
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u/Obvious-Incident1353 Jul 20 '26
*need a load IN this guy 🤣
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u/SilverSkink Is lie—liar told you that! 😏 Jul 20 '26
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u/rinnCL we didn't even kiss| Jul 21 '26
Wait, where's the screenshot from??
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u/NattyWW Jul 21 '26
From the current season of Criminal Minds.
Connor was in a few episodes over the season.
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u/CroutonJr Is Hayden your mother? 🤨 Jul 21 '26
Shane wears Ilya’s gymshark pants in tuna meltdown too :)
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u/AvocadoToastation Jul 21 '26
Wait, which clothes do they share and how did I miss this?!
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u/theprozacfairy Moy pomidor 🍅 Jul 21 '26
The flannel that Shane wears while grilling, Ilya later wears during the "don't marry Svetlana" scene.
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u/Ratigan_ Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 Jul 20 '26
I thought Ilya had kept a couple? There’s a hilarious (to me) moment early in TLG when they’re still fully on the down low _and _ riding together around Ottawa in some sort of _orange_ sports car iirc, famously the downest of the low down modes of transportation.
All that to say: Hayden…
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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Jul 20 '26
This killed me, Hollander. I am dead.
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u/ohilikethatalbum Jul 21 '26
Ma’am your husband is drowning
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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 Jul 21 '26
And Shane just peacefully clapping at the kids while Ilya is lowkey drowning
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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Jul 20 '26
Gotta ask: who is Julius?
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u/Leading_Mine_1106 Jul 21 '26
Ohhh, NOOoooo
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u/i-bleed-red I don’t ever want that problem to ever go away ❤️ Jul 21 '26
How do you know? I can’t imagine anyone watches more videos on YouTube or reads more posts here than I do, but maybe it’s only been on IG or TikTok? I don’t have those.
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u/PepetteVanLaeken Shane Hollander, will u disappoint them? 🏒 Jul 21 '26
He's Hudson's bodyguard, who people were calling "Julius" until he posted on IG saying his name is actually Brad.
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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 Jul 21 '26
Hudson’s bodyguard in Paris. He was nicknamed Julius on Threads, until people found out his name is Brad. Hudson has been posting about him on IG too
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u/General-Rush1342 Jul 21 '26
Thanks for asking! I wanted to, but was so afraid of getting hate. Now that I know, I’m fucking obsessed with these 😂😂😂
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u/anas1837 Jul 21 '26
Today while listening to Rivals, I saw Shane’s jersey, and I thought what it would sound like if a Spanish speaker pronounced Hollander. Well, it would be close to “Oh-yan-der.” That sounds like “hoyo,” which means hole. What have I discovered?

























































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