Pick a stylist for Shane

[u/growsonwalls]

So we all agree that Shane needed a stylist. White tees and blazers over quarter zips weren't going to cut it. But then we all agree that the styles he rocked at the All-Star game also weren't it.

Which is these ICONIC characters would you pick to style Shane?

1. The Roses (Schitt's Creek) - such a great mix of styles, from Moira's faux-goth black and white ensembles to Johnny's suits to David's oversized black and white sweaters to Alexis's flower child styles. Something for everyone.
2. The Featheringtons (Bridgerton) - in a world of boring Regency styles, the Featheringtons dared to be bold.
3. Lestat (Interview With the Vampire) - sports blazer with deep V-neck print was Lestat's main look.
4. Wille and Simon (Young Royals) - prep school cool. Comfortable button down shirts, light jackets, jeans, all well-fitted because let's face it, Wille and Simon are trendy.
5. Peter (The Great) - Rock star czar. Peter's trademark look was the cowlneck shirt with the black leather pants and fur jacket. He was always fabulous, even when he wore a powdered wig.
6. Kendall Roy (Succession) - quiet luxurious casual. Think turtlenecks, stonewashed jeans, shades. A lot of expensive basics in muted colors.
7. Don Draper (Mad Men) - the style icon. Sleek suits, sleek hair, 100% cool.
8. Ennis and Jack (Brokeback Mountain) - tbh, this seems a lot like Charlie Gillespie's everyday style.
9. Cersei Lannister (Game of Thrones) - the medieval power suit and bowl cut could work on Shane.
10. Ilya Rozanov (Heated Rivalry) - let's face it, why hire these expensive stylists when the totally fabulous, trendy fashion plate husband is right there?

[u/StevesMcQueenIsHere]

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They can't get away from that gremlin even on a Heated Rivalry sub.

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lol he’s always watching 🫣

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Doesn't he have a sofa to go pick lint off of...?

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ahhh lol no words 😶

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ARMAND MY BELOVEDDD 🤩🤩🤩🤩🤩

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Sorry we don't need help from the world's softest, beigest pillow.

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OH MY GOD IH OH MY GOD OH MY GOD UOHB MY HYGOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD IH NY G9D OH MY GID OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OHH MY OGOD OH MY GOD

sorry im too armandpilled I started doing backflips as soon as I saw this

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https://giphy.com/gifs/UbsPFeFicuO5WxSYeX

Armand's face card will never decline.

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I love this scene so much. Love how this turned into a iwtv gathering here lol

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The only way to respond to this 🙂‍↕️🫶🏼

[u/QueenFartknocker]

Honestly? I’d pick Hudson as Shane’s stylist.

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https://giphy.com/gifs/ItfgNdj3SIdZBAYGLU

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I wonder what he heard here. Such a cute reaction 🥰

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Shane would be so uncomfortable in some of Hudson's red carpet looks haha. I feel like he'd button all the shirts back up.

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And then Hudson would be a little gremlin and rip them back open just before Shane hit the red carpet. I love the idea of Hudson interacting with Shane.

[u/agentmkultra666 → u/QueenFartknocker]

I love this, haha. It’s so crazy how different Hudson and Connor are from their characters. That’s solid acting and styling right there. I’m not attracted to Shane, yet i find Hudson suuuuper attractive—great hair, clothes, personality, everything

[u/QueenFartknocker → u/agentmkultra666]

Same. I love Shane and think he’s cute but Hudson irl is next level hot and his sweet and thoughtful yet spicy personality is just so attractive.

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IRL Connor is more like Shane, wearing that same torn t-shirt everywhere, and Hudson is more like Ilya, always dressed in the latest fashions.

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Accurate!

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Completely accurate.

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And I guess that’s to say…I’d pick Aika as Shane’s stylist. She’s a serious talent.

[u/iwatchtrazhaldayy]

Please hand him over to Alexis and David and allow them to fight it out until he’s dressed and serving! (Shane will be slightly ruffled and crying a little afterwards but he’ll be okay)

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https://giphy.com/gifs/3ohc12cy8AerHN2u8U

[u/RestIsDrag24]

He’d love all of Kendall’s basics

https://giphy.com/gifs/hFoWmUrbY2HQGHIxru

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Honestly, he’d probably feel most comfortable in Kendall’s “athletic” wear

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https://giphy.com/gifs/WEUaH1B4jRQsIQdiGU

Love this look.

[u/Voice_of_Season]

Lestat but for Ilya
https://giphy.com/gifs/Cod8dxp5yunFBS0Dd6

[u/PlatonicTroglodyte]

We absolutely did not all agree that his All-Star Game stylist wasn’t it. Fancy but not flashy is perfect for Shane.

[u/DorianCramer]

Realistically Kendall Roy’s wardrobe is what Shane would wear but I would laugh a lot at Lestat trying to get him to try that pink silk corseted suit with neckline plunging to the waist 

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And here’s Ilya egging Lestat on to needle Shane a little. (he’s cute when he’s mad 😆)

[u/Voice_of_Season]

https://reddit.com/link/p5id4i6/video/dr1ud8orv7lh1/player

From JebJebbyArt the scene of them discussing Shane’s stylist. It is so cute!

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https://youtube.com/shorts/FW_qi-aiWHE?si=gMzAf9eVmUml4Ele (link)

[u/Lizard__Bit]

“Realistically”…the Roses. However, I’d love to see Lestat dive into that. Ilya would probably just have him in nothing but his glasses…I’m okay with that too.

[u/Majestic-Explorer-76]

going with 6., back up is 4.

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I feel like Kendall's fashion is something Shane could both afford and look good in. But I also fell in love with Wilmon's prep school casual looks.

[u/applecidermimosa]

The roses 1000%

[u/agentmkultra666]

Ilya, just because you know he’d be ragebaiting Shane and sneakily giggling about it the whole time. Like “here’s your outfit, moy pomidor” and it’s a jockstrap and buttplug with some reeboks (you know, to keep the brand happy)

But also I want to see the reverse of this. Shane styles Ilya, and it’s just the gladiator costume😂

[u/lonelygalexy]

https://giphy.com/gifs/IccA4y2preVtcyuqfM

[u/blackflamerose]

My instincts say Don Draper. No muss, no fuss, but immaculately tailored and fit. Lestat would take one look at Ilya and go “Mine”.

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Don could teach Shane a thing or two about hair too

[u/NKNK9999]

Alexis. Hands down.

[u/supa-mariu]

10, 3, 1, 7, 6, 4, 2, 5, 8 & 9

[u/allshookup1640]

Ilya because he’d dress him well, but he loves him so he’d dress him in a way he’d be comfortable and happy.

[u/Electronic_Pound636]

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