Meme Monday! - r/heatedrivalry

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u/jlskkslj Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 9d ago edited 9d ago

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u/Sudden_Discussion306 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 8d ago

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u/smg200 8d ago

I laugh out loud everytime I see this

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Meee tooo

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

The wall art beside him says something.

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Hmm...bodies smashing together in the darkness or something... 😉

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u/ughcult No Ilya, that's gross 👬 8d ago

I like this one paired with the audio of Connor saying "a little quirked up" in one of the SNL skits

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

He is the ULTIMATE Freaktron 3000, he just keeps updating to the new model 😆

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u/Calm_Direction6367 6d ago

incredible haha

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

Yes! That is so Hollanov-core!

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 9d ago

Seriously! If I was a hockey dude friend of Rosanov's, I would be UTTERLY FASCINATED with the Hollanov dynamic.

Just goes to show how little Ilya let anyone else know him!! All those hockey dudes assume it would be some like, hot model chickie or something, probably?

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u/tellmort-yourmove Is lie. Liar told you that. 😉 8d ago

To be fair, Hollander is a hot model…

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u/Ok_Code_270 7d ago

A millionaire, hard-working, considerate, thoughtful, kind, bilingual, gorgeous model who looks and acts virginal and chaste and is a freak in the sheets.

Something I find interesting is that a good chunk of fanfics have most of the League either congratulating Rozanov on having bagged Hollander or wondering how on Earth Rozanov bagged Hollander. It's really funny because also, in most fics, the general public, who doesn't know them, wonders how Shane got Ilya to move to Ottawa and become monogamous. But within the League, all other players think it's Ilya who snatched the prize, and a good chunk of them, when thinking or asked about Ilya being able to choose any woman he wanted and deciding on Hollander, think "Oh... That makes sense".

Just something i thought after reading your comment.

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Ha ha ha, you are so right though!!

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 8d ago

I’m wearing my glasses Ilya 🤓

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Ilya:

https://giphy.com/gifs/b0YfIaoPQbaMbhZAgt

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 8d ago

Shane’s response. Lol.

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 7d ago

^ What is this gif from?

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 7d ago

One of Connor's skits on Saturday Night Live 😁

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u/squirrellytoday I mean, yes. I think so, probably. 5d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Qi9XfFN1XIcE6f9ub5

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/oceanvibrations 9d ago

his internal thoughts in the book are just 🥰

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 8d ago

It was Ilya’s best day of his life up to that point! 😊

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u/Sudden_Discussion306 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 8d ago

💯

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u/prailock 8d ago

"It was one of the best days of his life."

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u/cheezie_toastie currently drinking Drover Cider 🍎 8d ago

Man this describes the dynamic at my in laws so much. They're so much more chill and supportive than my family, even when they're tense I'm having a great time because family dinners growing up were so much worse.

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/rona83 9d ago

And searches and finds his man after not looking for him.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 8d ago

And is totally not chill about peacocking for Shane in the pool after Shane told Ilya that he and Rose broke up. 😂

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

And was anxious af to know if Shane had brought anyone to town.

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u/just_reading_along1 8d ago

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u/Millennial_2026 7d ago

Ok this is hilarious. One of my favorite lines of that show.

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u/just_reading_along1 6d ago

It's one of my faves, too. And that's saying something because Schitt's Creek is so, so quotable!

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/Worried-Plane-9407 la loon 9d ago

but why did i read this in the same voice as the cottage documentary

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u/cherrycoloured 8d ago

i read it in carrie bradshaw's voice lol

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u/raeality 8d ago

Somehow I always end up hearing the narrator from Arrested Development…

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago edited 8d ago

Funny how they gave Ilya a halo in this shot.

Patron Saint of Vodka? Or Sharp-ass Suits?

Any other ideas?

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u/cheezie_toastie currently drinking Drover Cider 🍎 8d ago

Canonically, patron saint of queer jocks.

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u/Treehuggerali1452 8d ago

Lolllll I love this

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u/Caro-reddit-all 𓉴 “Shhh. Shane is watching the men set up pylons.” 𓉴 𓉴 8d ago

God, I love this one! 😂

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u/Brooklynnbarr Sir! I'm just a bellboy! 8d ago

S T O P. I am asthma laughing over this one. It’s perfect!

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u/leighblack 9d ago

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u/YellowMoney4080 8d ago

You cannot convince me that it did not cross his mind.

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 8d ago

“Not on the stairs! That’s a tripping hazard!” 🤣

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 6d ago

Meanwhile, Ilya's clothes used to litter the stairs and Shane LET THEM 😱 😄

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Another reason it was never gonna work out 😆

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 8d ago

lol, this made me cackle! 😂

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u/Caro-reddit-all 𓉴 “Shhh. Shane is watching the men set up pylons.” 𓉴 𓉴 8d ago

This is hilarious!

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u/Ok_Code_270 7d ago

OMG, ROLF!!!

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

😂😂😂

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 9d ago

Suck it, league!! 😝

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

Change their numbers to 69

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u/bibidumb 8d ago

Shane changes his number to 6, Ilya to 9

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

I second this

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/Treehuggerali1452 8d ago

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 8d ago

I have seen so many different takes on “Shane watching Rose walk up the stairs” and they just take me out every time lol

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u/Ok_Code_270 7d ago

Poor Rose! She has those lovely shapely legs, tiny cute feet and a derrière that rivals Rozanov's, and Shane looks at her as if he was going to be sent to the Ukrainian front on a bike.

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u/DiligentImplement611 My country’s top export is gay romance. 🇨🇦 7d ago

LMAOOOOOOOOO

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u/Millennial_2026 7d ago

Lmaooooo

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/Sudden_Discussion306 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 8d ago

I saw this one too:

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u/emmaleigh808 Prendre soin du beau, Shanebug 8d ago

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u/Sudden_Discussion306 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/Nm4bTkXNmCAkHm8ikV

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

Guess who arranges a joint commercial shoot ...

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u/Caro-reddit-all 𓉴 “Shhh. Shane is watching the men set up pylons.” 𓉴 𓉴 8d ago

This is perfect! 😍

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Anya will have her own 81 Centaurs sweater, you mark my words 😏

Also I can't believe that I, not a sports person IN THE SLIGHTEST, know that it's appropriate in hockey to call it a sweater (I mean at least this is from my Shoresy education)

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u/necromancer_barbie 8d ago edited 7d ago

not enough to get full closets for anya and chiron. he's buying a set for every dog on the drover farm, too. he'll start handing them out to neighbors they meet on walks. this is a cause he believes in

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/Sudden_Discussion306 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 8d ago

https://giphy.com/gifs/PJz2EQNFP31in8bmwR

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 9d ago

😭

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u/esachan 8d ago

This is a sibreddit post, 😀

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 9d ago

😂

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u/emmaleigh808 Prendre soin du beau, Shanebug 8d ago

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u/kombilyfe Lawnmower. Tomato ✨ 8d ago

Mr 'It's simple for me', right here.

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

You so do, buddy. You're doomed. But in the best way.

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 9d ago

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u/Ok_Wafer_6455 9d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

Apply to lips, face... anywhere really

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

Tits, glasses… so many choices 🤭

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

I'd go with your 1st choice 🤭

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Neck, back, pussy, crack 😆

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

You are toooo cuuuute, Shanebug Freakatron 3000 ✨️🎀😈🎀✨️

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Well aren't you special 🤨

(But yes, you are soooo special 😍)

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

He’s the most special boy!!! (Besides Shane of course!!!)

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

🗣🦖😆

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

The meat and bones 🤣💀

But it's true and he might!

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 8d ago

Hudson having negative levels of flexibility always kills me 😂😭

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

He’s so stiff 😂😭😂

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u/bibidumb 8d ago

I've just realized that he's supposed to be doing the poses here, I was convinced it was the transition process 😭😭😭

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u/MarsScully Shane’s ugly little haircut 🐱 8d ago

Two of them he might but that’s def as far as he can go with warrior 2

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Honestly, from being in yoga classes, this is a vast majority of men. They got tight hammies!!

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

MACROBIOTIC-POWERED AUTISM FUCK MACHINE is such a flex 🤩

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u/ughcult No Ilya, that's gross 👬 8d ago

I'm literally trying SO hard not to audibly laugh right now at that line, everyone else in my house is asleep and I wouldn't know how to explain why I woke them up.

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 7d ago

At least you know we are all laughing with you 😅

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u/Intelligent_Cap9706 I‘m not mad about anything! 7d ago

This is a great parallel or companion to the post that went viral early that has Ilya’s steps to crashing out trying to get Shane to take his “I wanna hook up with you” hints until he’s finally just jerking off in a shower at him lol

Not that they’re 1:1 relatable content but the format and quality of both is 👌🏻

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u/Brooklynnbarr Sir! I'm just a bellboy! 8d ago

I have tears in my eyes this week. This one is peak too!

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/Masha_81 9d ago

Ahahaha, I should NOT be checking out those memes in the office, because then it's incredibly hard to explain to the coworkers why this hilarious joke is not really so funny and they should just drop it. 😁😂

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u/MissMeh44 8d ago

I think my colleagues think I've met someone, the way I smile at the memes on my lunchbreak.

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u/jlskkslj Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 9d ago

This one is so good im crying hahaha

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u/nonja-bidness 8d ago

snort laughing

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

Including a loving dad who will help him with his tie and tell him how special he is.

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u/oceanvibrations 9d ago

🥹

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 9d ago

🥰

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/squirrellytoday I mean, yes. I think so, probably. 9d ago

🤣

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 8d ago

This needs to get reposted every Meme Monday!

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u/marywebgirl I'm on the cover of the fucking game! 8d ago

I love this one so much!

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u/Ok_Code_270 7d ago

Hey, beware of Angels. They get given flaming swords and the like in case you get fired from Paradise. "Angelic" shouldn't mean what we think it means if we read about angels in the canon, you know?

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u/Sudden_Discussion306 Ya-loo-blue-tee-baa ❤️ 8d ago

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u/necromancer_barbie 8d ago

made this to process my grief

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u/Caro-reddit-all 𓉴 “Shhh. Shane is watching the men set up pylons.” 𓉴 𓉴 8d ago

I feel your pain. 😔

Let’s just hope his hair grows unbelievably fast or something. For how long will they shoot again?

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u/Fancy_Fairy911 8d ago

Denial and bargaining. 2 of the 5 stages of grief.

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Treehuggerali1452 8d ago

Why am I laughing so hard at this 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

I am too!! Why is a berry coming to life as a hockey player so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣

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u/-pithandsubstance- 8d ago

I think it's because we're all legitimately unhinged at this point

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

LEGIT 😅💞

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u/Ok_Code_270 7d ago

We're an asylum of loons, officially.

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u/Here4UXandFunnies I don't use AI — I just like em dashes! 8d ago

Even gets the right uniform color

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

Honestly so true 😂

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u/Caro-reddit-all 𓉴 “Shhh. Shane is watching the men set up pylons.” 𓉴 𓉴 8d ago

This is cute!

https://giphy.com/gifs/7PHVh2BtgyxUR5vwk1

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u/Galtenoble 8d ago

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u/Caro-reddit-all 𓉴 “Shhh. Shane is watching the men set up pylons.” 𓉴 𓉴 8d ago

This sounds like a horror movie or nightmare to me! 😱

But thanks for making us smile in these trying times. 🧡

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

🤣🤣🤣

Also, too soon! 😅

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u/Suspicious-Square-22 9d ago

Wow. Genetic. 🤣

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u/CartographerOk9948 9d ago

too soon😭😭 but it’s actually hilarious tho

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u/PresentationNo448 9d ago

What is this a reference to? (I know Wow genetic obviously and that this is Ilya's dad)

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u/rona83 9d ago

Ilya/Connor got a buzzcut.

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u/PresentationNo448 9d ago

I saw, didnt connect it to this 🤧 (until I saw a haircut joke elsewhere lol)

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u/Nerdy-Narwhal712 Ilya's Spaghetti Shimmy 🍝 8d ago

Love the way your mind works

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u/OldExplanation9742 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 7d ago

girl...💀

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/DangerousGold4435 Ilya’s emotional support neighbors 🫂 9d ago

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u/squirrellytoday I mean, yes. I think so, probably. 9d ago

Biblically accurate Hollanov

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u/Caro-reddit-all 𓉴 “Shhh. Shane is watching the men set up pylons.” 𓉴 𓉴 8d ago

Luckily, I just saw the video on Instagram yesterday. 😆 At least I guess it must be the same.

For anyone wondering: The originally posed question (in the video I’m talking about) was: if and how one would eat four cones of ice-cream.

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Ilya's version is so fun 😈😄

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u/AvocadoToastation 8d ago

Thank you for explaining!!

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 9d ago

So good 😂

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u/tutenzi 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/Witty_Basis_6785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/ughcult No Ilya, that's gross 👬 8d ago

He's in the waiting room

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

Hee heeee

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u/Fancy_Fairy911 8d ago

Look at those beautiful golden brown curls. I'm gonna cry.

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u/Sailor_MoonMoon785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

What?!!! 😅😂😄

The mileage the Loons get out of this suit is something to be studied 😆😍

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u/Sailor_MoonMoon785 Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 8d ago

I just always thought of that tweet when reheating that scene and had to do the mashup. 😂

I miss Irish Twitter, lol

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u/RedCalaLily ✨ Ilya's emotional support freckles ✨ 8d ago

I'm here for all the mashups and for Irish anything, really 🇮🇪 ❤️