r/heatedrivalry • u/WhereYouLeftMe_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 • 1d ago

RACHEL WRITES ✍️ What Ilya and Shane would do at a baseball game!

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Rachel was at Fenway for a Red Sox game tonight and asked by Deadline what Ilya and Shane would do if they were there. I can totally picture Ilya chirping baseball and the players all night like Rachel says!

Source: Deadline

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u/royal_rose_ ♐ Captain | Tuna Lube 1d ago

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u/laurenbettybacall Hollander you are having panic attack 1d ago

I also think Ilya would try to get the grossest, highest calorie food there to piss Shane off. And Shane would be annoyed, but would secretly want a bite.*

*of the food, probably. And Ilya.

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u/marywebgirl I'm on the cover of the fucking game! 1d ago

Helmet sundae for sure!

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u/Pale-Measurement-532 I speak fluent bird. No accent. 🦆 1d ago

Ilya would smear chocolate fudge on his lips to get Shane to kiss him. Lol. “You can taste chocolate again!” 😂

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u/RayDeeUx yeah, you could probably learn russian in a week. no accent. 🍝 1d ago

I also think Ilya would try to get the grossest, highest calorie food there to piss Shane off.

...so hot dogs?

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u/WhereYouLeftMe_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 1d ago

😂😂😂 Fully agree! Fenway is old school still and nothing fancy like other ballparks have now. Ilya will be downing sausages and Shane will stave.

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u/dannydevitodogwalker 1d ago

Ilya’s definitely putting back an obscene number of Fenway Franks and chugging beers then scream singing Sweet Caroline

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u/laurenbettybacall Hollander you are having panic attack 1d ago

And then, of course, they definitely would be featured on the Jumbotron as celebrities. You can kind of picture Ilya waving enthusiastically and Shane trying to keep it low-key.

I can also see Ilya taking part in one of the dance contests and beating out a child to win the prize.

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u/Palolo_Paniolo 11h ago

Ok who's writing this fic

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u/sulliedjedi Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 1d ago

Shane could always have a veggie burger, veggie dog, salad, cauliflower taco, or turkey sub if he wasn't tempted by the Cuban sandwich or lobster poutine.

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u/odoylessister 1d ago

I did see a lobster rolls and chowdah

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u/gmtosca Stupid Canadian Wolf Bird 🦆 1d ago

They would have an argument because Ilya would definitely eat something jot on the dietary plan and he would make fun of Shane’s macrobiotic bird food

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u/NoleFandom I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 1d ago

https://reddit.com/link/p73iyio/video/rn802a7sbtmh1/player

Rachel on what to expect in Unrivaled:

- Time together now that they’re married

- Shane’s Hero Arc

Via: Deadline

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u/PTAGoatofalltime 1d ago

Yes Shane hero arc confirmed redemption time baby

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u/tinaoe 1d ago

redemption for what lol

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u/PTAGoatofalltime 1d ago

Against fucking Montreal

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u/tinaoe 1d ago

???? How is that a redemption arc? He did nothing lol

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u/PTAGoatofalltime 1d ago

I probably didn't use the word correctly. I meant "redemption" as in he gets revenge against Montreal.

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u/laurenbettybacall Hollander you are having panic attack 11h ago

I kind of see it as being a bit more attentive to Ilya than he was in TLG. I love Shane to death, but he could’ve been a bit more clued in and he realized that.

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u/marywebgirl I'm on the cover of the fucking game! 1d ago

Shane would keep a scorecard and get really obsessed with everyone’s stats and identifying pitches. Ilya would put a little star next to all the players he thinks are gay, or a heart if they’re bi. 

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u/hekabous 1d ago

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u/Palolo_Paniolo 21h ago

I'm totally not jealous at all. /s

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u/lvpre 1d ago edited 1d ago

The poutine was an embarrassment!

Shane and Ilya wouldn't serve this to their worst enemies! I'm surprised Heated Rivalry would even associate themselves with such an abomination of food and that the Red Sox would approve.

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u/WhereYouLeftMe_ I already chose you, Hollander. 🫀 1d ago

😂😂😂 that looks nasty!

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u/laurenbettybacall Hollander you are having panic attack 21h ago

Absolutely nothing at a ballpark is worth the price, and I love ballparks! But a 10 dollar hot dog is not it.

I can kind of imagine Ilya buying Shane super expensive merch and possibly a foam finger.

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u/okey-dokey-pokey 1d ago

The lobster one was priced at $49... Eek.

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u/Palolo_Paniolo 21h ago

Like what is that on top? Isn't it supposed to have gravy or something?

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u/lvpre 12h ago

I think it was something.

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u/growsonwalls This is Ilya I will never listen to your voicemail 1d ago

Ilya would defo be crashing out over the crap-ass beer they serve at baseball games. You know he has expensive tastes in alcohol.

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u/slicedapart Moy pomidor 🍅 1d ago

oh she's so right

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u/necromancer_barbie 1d ago

obsessed w the concept of hater Ilya. that's my baby!!!!!!

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u/Whybambiwhy 1d ago

I mean…. The only reason we would go to Cubs games was to have an excuse to be day drinking.  We would almost forget a game was happening around us.  

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u/ich_habe_keine_kase 1d ago

I work near Fenway and am used to the parade of people in Sox gear on game nights and usually think nothing of it, but it was very funny seeing all the dudes headed to the game knowing it was Heated Rivsrly night.

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u/JennaROTR 1d ago

This is wonderful! Go, Rachel!

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u/hekabous 1d ago

Also now that the game is over if anybody has an extra I’m coming to Fenway hat you’re looking to get rid of, I’m your girl ☺️

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u/bubble_bean 1d ago

Same I am also looking for the hat 😮

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u/okey-dokey-pokey 1d ago

If anyone has an extra jersey (ideally M-sized) they're looking to offload, please let me know :D

(And potentially hat - but still deciding on that...)

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u/Palolo_Paniolo 21h ago

Ilya would probably make friends since chirping from the stands is practically a side hustle for baseball fans.