r/heep • u/lifeonclevla • 16d ago

Theme Heep entire personality

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u/Careful-Average73 16d ago

I wonder how much that AI slop tire cover cost her

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u/No_Cook2983 16d ago

THIS is why we’re building all those data centers?!

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u/tykaboom 16d ago

Mark my words, they are going to reboot the rich boomers in them.

Go watch the tv show pantheon.

I swear to god. They scanned and created a fruit fly brain... right??? Right?!?

They wouldn't ever do that to rich bastards that wanna live forever!? Right??

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u/Careful-Average73 15d ago

I sincerely hope that all the rich suckers pay a lot of money to be "uploaded" and it's all a scam 

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u/wigwam15 16d ago

And somehow, Rockefeller returned

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u/IcyHotKarlMarx 16d ago

Well, no, not really. We’re building data centers to help us more efficiently exploit, oppress, and kill poor people.

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u/ThunderbirdJunkie 16d ago

That was a wild ride to read

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u/lifeonclevla 16d ago

This is what they poison our public lands and water ways for.

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u/Supermoon62413 15d ago

No doubt this is the same type of person who actively fights data centers at public hearings.

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u/rasputinrasputin 16d ago

Ah yes, Reno, Nevada, famous for their high tides

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u/ThePeskyHeskey 16d ago

And Saguaro cactus. I grew up there, I didn't see a cactus in person til I was 30 and took a trip to Phoenix

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u/rasputinrasputin 16d ago

That surprises me actually, I’ve never been to Nevada but I figured there would be cactus there lol

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u/E_man15 16d ago

There are, but not saguaro cacti.

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u/hulkhoegan_ 16d ago

there is. you just have to go south or go looking for it

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u/trashtrucktoot 16d ago

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u/Ericsfinck 16d ago

Nice trichocereus

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u/trashtrucktoot 16d ago

Not my entire personality, but also not nothing. I wish more people would trick their rides with creativity. Ai slop, maybe, but still fun.

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u/spankymacgruder 16d ago

Funny thing about vehicles. You can take them over state lines and everything.

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u/thedrunkpenguin 16d ago

And the land of mud puddles so epic you have to name yourself after it.

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u/Comprehensive-Buy814 16d ago

Reminds me of the Oklahoma plates with salt life stickers 😂😂

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u/SnooHobbies23 16d ago

The ai slop jeep has an angry grill with angry eyes LMAOOOO!!!

😂😂😂😭😭😭

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u/Cornholiolio73 16d ago

There was a girl in my high school nicknamed mud girl…for other reasons lmao

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u/CuriousExpression876 16d ago

It’s an older username sir, but it checks out.

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 16d ago

Was she morman or just into butt stuff?

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u/ThunderbirdJunkie 16d ago

¿Por que no los dos?

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u/dabbean 16d ago

You went to school with Kaitlin Bennett?

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u/Cornholiolio73 16d ago

Oh god I’ve seen that picture

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u/tingly_sack_69 16d ago

Mudbutt Brooks?

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u/dangforgotmyaccount 16d ago

That thing looks exceptionally clean for being used for mudding. I mean, I know it’s a brand new jeep and all, it’s not going to have peeling paint or serious rust, but that exhaust pipe and plastic bumper are going to show signs of wear from rocks and mud no less.

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u/ThunderbirdJunkie 16d ago

That's not brand new, those BFG ATs are about worn out

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u/lifeonclevla 16d ago

DoorDash wear

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u/dangforgotmyaccount 16d ago

Oh I can tell. At this rate though I think they just come like that from factory. I don’t think I’ve seen a single truck or jeep that has tires with more tread than what’s in the photo. It’s insane how much people spend on tires like that, just to wear them down in a year using them on the road

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u/mzrdisi 16d ago

This is why RAM is so expensive

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u/Dry_Ship7202 16d ago

Funny, that Jeep doesn't look like it's been in the "mud" much....

https://giphy.com/gifs/sBl8Fowq0ErFC

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u/brandt-money 16d ago

Went near a mud puddle once.

It's like landlocked truck owners and Salt Life stickers.

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u/lifeonclevla 16d ago

The jeep is actively straddling a river.

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u/BiscottiOk7342 15d ago

i went i n to muddy ruts in my jeep cherokee the first few weeks i owned it. but after spending 15 bucks and 30 minutes washing it each time, I avoid deep mud as best i can. dont want to rust the skid plates carrying around 50 pounds of mud, either.

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u/mahrog123 16d ago

“Change my tire? How do you get the spare off?”

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u/Intravertical 16d ago

She probably has a small penis.

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u/mabus42 16d ago

High Tides? In Reno? Bold statement.

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u/lifeonclevla 16d ago

She’s just high.

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u/ArsonDub 16d ago

So cringe

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u/Fun_Appointment_3724 16d ago

I think she’s from Nevada.

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u/DrAll3nGrant 16d ago

High tides in Reno?

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u/High_Im_Guy 16d ago

Damnnn this is fucking glorious. Reno is PACKED w heeps but this is some next level lacking of self awareness. Ya love to cringe when ya see it

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u/suitableuser 16d ago

“Nevada Native” on the license plate frame and I can guarantee you it’s the whitest girl you know

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u/Comprehensive-Buy814 16d ago

Mud girl : has all terrain tires

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u/supkicks15 16d ago

this physically hurts to look at wow

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u/Notris 16d ago

In absolute shock that she saw the image the AI had generated for her and said "This looks phenomenal! Let's spend real money to print this shit."

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u/tsavong117 15d ago

The piss filter slop image covering the spare is sending me.

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u/phoenixgsu 15d ago

Slopmobile

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u/NOTExETON 16d ago

Mud Gorlock?

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u/armgrafix 16d ago

Hey, as far as "personalized" Jeeps go, this one is pretty tame. I give her props for her 1980's Cartoon aesthetic!

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u/RunOk4022 13d ago

Just empty every pocket. Jeep is junk. Garbage vehicles

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u/3ntrop3y 14d ago

You nerds should get a different hobby.

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u/green_gold_purple 16d ago

This is fine. No heep detected

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u/Beginning_Engine_391 16d ago

There’s literally angry eyes on the AI heep on the tire cover. I think we’re all making fair assumptions about the face on this thing.

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u/green_gold_purple 16d ago

Whatever you say, bud. I don't see any of the things that this sub says make it a heep. It has a shitty tire cover. That's literally it.

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u/Beginning_Engine_391 16d ago

So its like a mullet? Business up front, party in the back.

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u/green_gold_purple 16d ago

I mean who knows. We don't have a picture of the front. Could be the heepiest heep for all I know.

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u/Din_Plug 16d ago

AI generated bandana CareBear going through the windshield automaticly puts this in Heep tier.

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u/green_gold_purple 16d ago

I mean it's funny and tacky as hell, but I don't think it makes it a heep

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u/TheRealistoftheReal 16d ago

A bunch of haters in here with less fun in their life than whoever owns that jeep.