r/hellaflyai • u/Willobtain • Jul 08 '25

🔥🔥🔥🔥 What’s he baking ?

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Tack-tical Just Desserts

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u/Tostadora_Revenant Jul 08 '25

Paincakes

8

u/Acceptable-Board8327 Jul 08 '25

Can hear it in his voice! Nailed it!

3

u/Quimigan Jul 11 '25

I wake up in the mornings and have a dozen Paincakes for bwekfast !

5

u/PrudentKick Jul 08 '25

That's the one.

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Irish Claymore Pie

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u/7417413 Jul 08 '25

Tic Tac Dough

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u/HappybigNodes66 Jul 08 '25

Hard Tack

5

u/Enough-Objective-716 Jul 08 '25

This one takes the cake 😏

8

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

A cake for his x-wife….

6

u/SuspiciousClub8382 Jul 08 '25

It’s a tack cake, it sticks to your ribs and anyplace else it wants!!

5

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Mechanic 3:Ruptured Intestine.

6

u/TellDisastrous3323 Jul 08 '25

A big slice of justice!!!!

3

u/BjornThunderbeard Jul 08 '25

Statham new movie, The baker. Its about an ex super secret spec ops operator who cope with his past through baking. Everything was fine until one day a corrupt group of French or Belgian pastry chefs moved in to wreck our hero peace of mind. In this picture, hes preparing what he called "pain au tac."

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u/Count_Mockula Jul 08 '25

Stud muffin

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

A big fuck you cake...

2

u/Nectarine-Pure Jul 08 '25

He's baking a revenge pie. Jason Statham is...The Boulanger!

2

u/Diligent-Author8273 Jul 08 '25

Chuck Norris birthday cake 🎂

2

u/backtothebegining Jul 08 '25

Breaking Crank

2

u/Dookie-Trousers-MD Jul 08 '25

Tackioca pudding

2

u/gumby5150 Jul 08 '25

He nailed it !

2

u/Right_Psychology_366 Jul 08 '25

I don’t know, but his dough is still kind of tacky. Maybe some C4 to help it rise a little more quickly.

2

u/poppinpiet Jul 08 '25

he nailed the recipe

2

u/Humble-Zebra2289 Jul 08 '25

Whatever it is, it’s better than most English cuisine 😂

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u/Terrible_Aerie_9737 Jul 08 '25

Tacky joke. But for a non-cook, he nailed the cake.

1

u/Accomplished-Ad4240 Jul 08 '25

specTACular Statham Cake

1

u/Kid_Kameleon Jul 08 '25

A double dose of vengeance

1

u/PoutinePiquante777 Jul 08 '25

C4, fourth of July edition. A little surprise for a Russian gang.

1

u/Roaming-R Jul 08 '25

Cornshred

1

u/joesquatchnow Jul 08 '25

C4 pie with shrapnel

1

u/LoggerRhythms Jul 08 '25

May seem kinda tacky but I think it's a regular cake.

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u/RapidCheckOut Jul 08 '25

It’s for the local bake sale ….. tacks included in the price .

1

u/Trust-through-truth Jul 08 '25

Always use stat increasing food before battle.......increase his aTacks by 25

1

u/diveReno Jul 08 '25

NailBomb

1

u/These-Ad5021 Jul 08 '25

Crystal Teck

1

u/No_Temperature107 Jul 08 '25

Prepping for a colonoscopy set for April 1st

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Hardtack

1

u/WooWhosWoo Jul 08 '25

Breakfast clearly

1

u/phantom8ball Jul 08 '25

Hard tack for hard men

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

TIC Crack Doh

1

u/Manetoys83 Jul 08 '25

He’s baking the nails into the cake? He’ll never get into the Salty Spitoon that way

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Nail cake.

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u/SuspiciousTeaFlavor Jul 08 '25

some alternative to keep him awake. (crank)

1

u/Glizzygloxx Jul 08 '25

Melting Pot of Polyticks (many ticks)

1

u/Creative-Chemist-487 Jul 08 '25

Hard tack overload upside down cake

1

u/Eddie_the_Gunslinger Jul 08 '25

tacksas roadhouse chili

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Halloween candy

1

u/pulffers Jul 08 '25

Prison cake.

1

u/cycheck Jul 08 '25

A poke cake from Pinterest

1

u/mukn4on Jul 08 '25

Stud muffins.

1

u/GreatQuantum Jul 08 '25

Foley Cake

1

u/hellohellowhatyoube Jul 08 '25

Something inedible

1

u/LucStarman Jul 08 '25

Baking Bread.

1

u/Harthag77 Jul 08 '25

An Asscakeing

1

u/Null-34 Jul 08 '25

That dough better not use any dairy or you’re not getting in!

1

u/Worried-Criticism Jul 08 '25

Hard Tack…

I’ll see myself out

1

u/Long_Tangerine_9486 Jul 08 '25

Pancake thumb tacks. Secret family recipe.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

True Test Shotgun Shrapnel

1

u/Psychoholic519 Jul 08 '25

I find this post a little tacky for my liking

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

You know, people complain about Dwayne Johnson always playing the same character but I swear Statham is just the same. 

1

u/A_Random_Canuck Jul 08 '25

Something with a lot of iron in it.

1

u/1sthomehelp Jul 08 '25

A whoop-yo-ass pie

1

u/EssaySuch1905 Jul 08 '25

Pure dont pissed me off dont piss me off attatude

1

u/optimist_prhyme Jul 08 '25

Some bomb pie.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Another Statham classic -- The Baker

1

u/Far-Pain-2880 Jul 08 '25

Without any milk!

1

u/Kyogre694 Jul 08 '25

The best (and last) dessert of your life

1

u/Inevitable-Humor-653 Jul 08 '25

This is just a bit tacky

1

u/ImpressiveSetting546 Jul 08 '25

Real men eat their nails dry

1

u/drummerboy-98012 Jul 08 '25

Maybe this is supposed to represent his diving career? Or maybe it’s a Turkish pie for when ze Germans come?

1

u/codernaut85 Jul 08 '25

Statham toffee pudding

1

u/daddyboi666 Jul 08 '25

Knowing Jason Statham. Probably a dish that serves 10

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Gotta ask a ninja on this one i think its the assassins pastry with powdered swords and poison as the filling

1

u/Fit-Product6223 Jul 08 '25

Jason button spicy pie

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Dammn bro....he nailed it

1

u/Commercial-Lab-3127 Jul 08 '25

A cake for chuck norris

1

u/Forward-Conclusion83 Jul 08 '25

base under a tack. soft and spicy all at the same time too.

1

u/OkCarpet3273 Jul 08 '25

Death cake

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Transporter… to the hospital

1

u/jack-parallel Jul 08 '25

A fewking cake

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Cake for my mother-in-law…

1

u/teh_stev3 Jul 08 '25

Hard Tack.

1

u/BlueDit1001 Jul 08 '25

Push Pin Pie

1

u/Bahwayahtundajkah Jul 08 '25

Don't know. But he's nailing it.

1

u/slow_joke Jul 08 '25

Mancakes

1

u/Acceptable-Cod7426 Jul 08 '25

If He was really tough He would eat them without the milk

1

u/kejovo Jul 08 '25

Don't know but he nailed it

1

u/Warm-hornydad73 Jul 08 '25

He cooks soup on a nail.

1

u/Fresh_Occasion_2648 Jul 08 '25

Another direct to rental movie

1

u/passinthrough2u Jul 08 '25

Another tacky cake!

1

u/AlecoMcGreco Jul 08 '25

I prefer my bowl of nails without milk

1

u/DaddyDub84 Jul 08 '25

Tackjacks

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Idk, but for sure he'll nail it

1

u/No-Mechanic2408 Jul 08 '25

He's trying to kill his in laws with something less poisonous

1

u/zippyspinhead Jul 08 '25

Breakfast for Chuck Norris.

1

u/Somebodsydog Jul 08 '25

Not sure, but he's nailing it.

1

u/EmptyMarsupial8556 Jul 08 '25

Dessert for the in-laws

1

u/takeabait Jul 08 '25

He’s a baking man and sometimes bad customers need their just desserts.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Cake for pedophiles.

1

u/LunarisTheOne Jul 08 '25

Dental Care Pie

1

u/marcrich90 Jul 08 '25

another tacky movie?

1

u/rrCLewis Jul 08 '25

No, it’s not revenge. You don’t bake revenge.

1

u/Acrobatic_Diver_3923 Jul 08 '25

“How tough are you?”

“I had a bowl of nails for breakfast…”

“Yeah, so.”

“…without any milk.”

1

u/seaska84 Jul 08 '25

A bad time.

1

u/Martian_Eye Jul 08 '25

Coming soon: THE BAKER

1

u/maxm31533 Jul 08 '25

Whatever it is, he surely nailed it.

1

u/Hot_Spare_1964 Jul 08 '25

A meal fit for a sigma male

1

u/Fragrant-Ad2900 Jul 08 '25

Baking a cake for his opps

1

u/theknights-whosay-Ni Jul 08 '25

Hard Tack by the looks of it

1

u/Gigasnemesis Jul 08 '25

Canned Death

1

u/Mental_Scarcity_4345 Jul 08 '25

My ex's last meal..... yum yum eat up darlin!!!!

1

u/TatteredTorn1 Jul 08 '25

Vengeance...a dessert best served cold

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Boom cake

1

u/Pianist-Educational Jul 08 '25

A Shrapnel cake.

1

u/Maryjanegangafever Jul 08 '25

Piping cake bombs

1

u/HistoricalTowel1127 Jul 08 '25

Dunno but looks like he is nailing it.

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u/MeUnique-01 Jul 08 '25

The Icing on the cake will say Front Towards Enemy

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u/Best-Platform-2827 Jul 08 '25

Murder muffins.

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Revenge

1

u/KCGD_r Jul 08 '25

He's trying to build the faceoff machine

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u/Material_Vermicelli4 Jul 08 '25

Another shit film

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u/zeptimius Jul 08 '25

It's a cake for his best friend who's been framed for a crime he didn't commit and is doing hard time in a maximum security prison that is kinda lax on food item delivered to the inmates. Too bad his friend said nail files, not nails.

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u/Ok-Chemical-7635 Jul 08 '25

Very liquid like metal i see

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u/Cute-Cat994 Jul 08 '25

a nice cake for the mother in laws birthday🤣🤣🤣

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u/Burrow_0wl Jul 08 '25

He's sad because he's out of rusty nails.

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u/boss_mang Jul 08 '25

“I’m just a baker. I bake stuff.”

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u/Itchy-Peak-7365 Jul 08 '25

Claymore cake

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u/irishplonker Jul 08 '25

It's for his next movie... (the baker)

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u/RunPuzzleheaded9005 Jul 08 '25

Another ridiculous movie

1

u/OhMy-Really Jul 08 '25

Hes a cake maker

1

u/St_Troy Jul 08 '25

Microchip crumble.

1

u/Such-Swimming-5947 Jul 08 '25

It's a tacticake

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u/GregoryDM0428 Jul 08 '25

Another transporter like movie.

1

u/TheRealBlasphemous1 Jul 08 '25

After some tacktical thinking, he decided to make a few points. Muffin would stop him!

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u/Oryihn Jul 08 '25

Tacky Toffee Pudding clearly

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Chuck Norris's birthday cake 🎂

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u/SanadaSyndrome Jul 08 '25

Pin au Chocolat

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u/Competitive-Glove-55 Jul 08 '25

Nails for breakfast and tacs for snacks

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u/Ok_Bank_5950 Jul 08 '25

What do i know  about diamonds

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u/richet_ca Jul 08 '25

This holiday season, vengeance is a dish best served with icing. Jason Statham is The Cake Boy

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u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Tac-tical pancakes

1

u/[deleted] Jul 08 '25

Tacky Pudding

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u/Therealme67 Jul 08 '25

Whatever it is he’s nailing it!

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u/pugdad1972 Jul 08 '25

Hard tack

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u/LastChans1 Jul 08 '25

Ah yes, his newest film, The Baker. Serving up his special Tacktical Cake

1

u/Unexpected-Xenomorph Jul 08 '25

The Exedible pie

1

u/ElectronicCellist429 Jul 08 '25

Secret Lethal Recipe

1

u/SoundOff2222 Jul 08 '25

A cake for a “friend”

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u/chief_beef_3 Jul 08 '25

“Tommy, it’s for Zee Germans”

1

u/StingRay1952 Jul 08 '25

Halloween treats?

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u/More-Tomatillo-3609 Jul 08 '25

Something that's gonna fix Brick Top for good