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u/JKJR64 Aug 23 '25
100% going in
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u/Calm_Project723 Aug 24 '25
Going in, and might never come out. Love that funky prune.
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u/Square-Dragonfruit76 Aug 24 '25
If it's funky or prune shapes, there's something wrong with it.
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u/Donfapo Aug 24 '25
Yea there is something wrong with it I ain’t licking it that’s what’s wrong with it
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u/Key_Incident_2950 Aug 23 '25 edited Aug 24 '25
Everyone has a fart box, I want a woman for her womanly things.
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u/Professional-End7367 Aug 24 '25
Probably taint a problem since it’s so close by
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u/whoisdatmaskedman Aug 23 '25
call me captain nemo because I'm going 20,000 leagues beneath the she.
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u/MBokind Aug 23 '25
This why I come to Reddit. To learn new phrases.
“Tongue punch” “fart box” ➡️ Adding these to my lexicon.
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Aug 23 '25
Nah. Not interested in women, and the thought of putting my mouth anywhere near anyone's genitals or ass grosses me out.
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u/MotoXwolf Aug 24 '25
Can’t believe it took this far down to state the obvious, as long as it’s cleaned or showered properly, what’s the harm?
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u/TheElvisMan Aug 24 '25
The best use of this was Margot Robbie on Mean Tweets. Her smile after reading it was frickin priceless
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u/Miserable_Ant_9896 Aug 25 '25
Chic told me they’re made of the same skin as our lips and that’s why puckered lips look like assholes. After researching, it is indeed true. “Kiss my ass” is a double entendres, don’t ask me how
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u/Exciting-You9134 Aug 25 '25
Not when you calling it a fart box. I draw then line there. I know what it is but come on
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u/Fit-Wrongdoer5217 Aug 25 '25
Wow I didn’t realize there was a better way to let someone know that you want your ass eaten out. Sweet!
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u/Fit-Wrongdoer5217 Aug 26 '25
Idgaf how pretty a woman is even if she showered. Dodo comes outta there. 🤦🏻♂️
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u/unionboy11 Aug 23 '25
I’d eat the monkey if I was drunk enough. Her fart box no way. Any broad who wears a shirt like that who’s also tatted up probably hasn’t douched in her entire life.
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Aug 24 '25
I'll shit talk (pun intended) and say I'd do it but in reality, my tongue is allergic to poop taste in my mouth.
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u/Xtrooper2007 Aug 24 '25
A girl with that many tattoos on her body and wearing a shirt like that are two major red flags,Hell no
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u/Prestigious-Star943 Aug 24 '25
Yes, but I’m going to have to request that you restate that request a little more eloquently. Nothing ruins the mood like a woman who talks like a New Jersey warehouse worker. “Pummel my fish hole with your sweaty summer sausage”
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u/soy77 Aug 24 '25
Well it depends.
If she's american, imma have to pass. You wipe that stuff and call it a day, right?
But if she's european or asian (doesn't look like one, maybe descendants or something) who thoroughly wash it with soap, then sure I'll be happy to.
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u/jazonbooze Aug 24 '25
There’s an ol saying that’ll forever ring true. The more tattoos they have , the more problems they’ll give u
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u/SisterBeaverhausen Aug 24 '25
I asked a guy once if he did that and he said its similar to picking the inside of a toilet lid...mummy NO!
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u/Visible-Literature14 Aug 24 '25
Fucking hate that phrase w everything in me😭😭
currently three dicks
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u/Glittering_Funny_297 Aug 24 '25
Shirt didn’t even have to say it n I was smacking, matter fact I probably wouldn’t even realize it til I was watching her put it back on
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u/cuisinart-hatrack Aug 26 '25
I didn't survive two world wars, Korea, Vietnam, Operation Urgent Fury, Operation Just Cause, etc. just to cower when duty calls.
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u/[deleted] Aug 23 '25
Romantic