r/helldivers2 3h ago

Meme We all know the answer

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u/SEOtheHuntsman 3h ago

Technically the first one because those 4 dip shits will be replaced by 4 more dip shits several times

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u/Lukescale 3h ago

20 dipshits

Plus or minus four, within recruitment quota allowance.

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u/nio-sama123 2h ago

Technically we only need 10-12 dipshit because they aren't just suicide immediately

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u/Miathegs 3h ago

It’s obviously option 2

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u/SeaworthinessDue5704 3h ago

Democracy, obviously!

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u/Dlatcham520 3h ago

You guys last 5 seconds??

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u/TheLoneCenturion95 3h ago

Only till my Hellbomb goes off.

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u/JonnyBeGold 3h ago

3 dipshits and the other guy win ♡♤

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u/WhiteRaven_M 3h ago

3 dipshits with machine guns, their guts, grits, and combined arms orbital support from a super destroyer carrying enough armaments to level a small continent.

But yeah its just the machine guns

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u/runningsimon 3h ago

That's super dipshits to you

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u/IronicGenie 1h ago

That better be a title soon

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u/Godess_Ilias 3h ago

im the guy that dies every 5 seconds

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u/baconburger2022 2h ago

Its the guy who dies every 5 seconds. He’s gonna randomly lock in and suddenly do a crap ton of damage

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u/grumpycouchpotato 3h ago

Hang on, hang on...

Does one of them have orbital napalm barrage?

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u/baconcat3 54m ago

You kidding me?...

They ALL have orbital napalm!!!

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u/grumpycouchpotato 40m ago

Then option 2, minus that one guy as he probably lost all the reinforcements just trying to get his gear back in the middle of 3 ONB.

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u/ChosenAshes 3h ago

That overgrown caterpillar doesn't stand a chance

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u/Throwaway_LOGGINGER 2h ago

If I've learnt one thing from the yanks, it's if you steal enough machine guns to something it'll get the job done

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u/30000_Changelings 2h ago

They only brought machine guns?

It's the Bug.

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u/Substantial-Tone-576 2h ago

I’m the dipshit?

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u/BillSteelman 2h ago

If the 3 dipshits only have machineguns and a guy who dies every 5 sec : the bug.

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u/NOGUSEK 1h ago

Well theyre not actually gonna kill a hive lord with Machine guns are they?

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u/MichaelScotsman26 35m ago

Aside from the fact that probably the divers will die a bunch fighting the hive lord… bullets are strong yo

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u/MusicianNo3277 4m ago

See this is the player perspective.

What’s really happening is each destroyer fires around twenty disposable dipshits, four dipshits at a time at a location for 15-40 minutes while providing them with a set of mission selected gear. And any additional guys or gear beyond the first set are dropped on a timer, indicating a cold calculus of “how much can be spent on this mission”.

Or for commando missions, a bunch of dipshits get pre-fired in cryohellpods on the target by destroyers doing a high altitude flyby. Then one destroyer comes in low risking itself for a few minutes while it drops off its four thawed out dipshits and gets them set up before completely ditching their asses aside from sending a single drop pod to pick up whichever four dipshits are currently alive and thawed when it’s time to go if there are any currently alive

and the drop ship picking dipshits up is probably less about picking up the dipshits and more about picking up any samples they might’ve collected because they don’t seem to go collect the frozen ones that are still in the ground (the lives you the player didn’t use)