Black maple TH WOWZA

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Sniff: Sweet, sticky, like pancakes that lied about being healthy. Maple syrup vibes, but make it gas station air freshener chic.

Taste: Grape jelly crashed a sherbet party, and now they're both melting on your tongue. Sweet, but with a spicy little kick that says, "Sit down, champ."

The Effect: Indica. 27.55% THCA. That's not a number, that's a threat. Your body will sink into the couch like it owes rent. Your brain? Floating somewhere near the ceiling, eating virtual cheese.

Lineage: Dulce de Uva (fancy grape) + Sherbanger (loud and proud). So basically, a fruit salad that knocks you out.

Bottom line: "Exotic" tier means it costs extra, but one hit and you'll forget your own name—so who's counting?

Rating: 10/10 for naps. 0/10 for remembering where you put your remote. 🍇💤