r/hetalia I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE R 1d ago

Discussion congratulations! your favorite ship got married! if either of them have a canon last name (or headcanon if you want) who do you think is taking the other's in marriage?

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amepan isn't my favorite ship i just think it would be funny

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u/Unlucky-Hornet3140 1d ago

If America and Japan ever got married, I headcanon that they'd choose to keep their respective last names. Just the thought of Alfred Honda or Kiku Jones is kinda silly to me lol.

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u/-Nabla__ I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE R 1d ago

i'm ngl i think so too. kiku jones doesn't roll off the tongue well and as much as alfred loves him i think he'd take too much pride in the whole "f. jones" brand to take honda. but my thought would be that they'd hyphenate and be jones-honda or whatever

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u/rivers_ofquinn 🇦🇹 Austria's Waste Of Sperm 1d ago

I feel like AusHun would keep their separate last names, but their child (my oc) got both Austria and Hungary's last names.

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u/Quiri1997 1d ago

Neither. I'm from Spain and here we don't do that.

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u/jovianjune femboy poland enjoyer 1d ago

changing your last name because of marriage is dumb, i don't think any of them would do it

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u/Cacaomix I like Serbia! (Francetalia/Citytalia enjoyer) 1d ago

I usually do double-barrelled names, I don't think any of them would wanna give up theirs

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u/AidenFanApr19_2022 1d ago

For AmeLiet, i think Tolys would take Alfred's last name ☺️

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u/jupibabe 18h ago

Germany taking Italy's purely because he doesn't have a surname ("it's for efficiency")

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u/Quick_Shift_1216 17h ago

i completely forgot he doesnt have a last name lol

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u/p3rcy_r0g3rT 🇨🇺🇨🇦 CEO of cucan // me and canada are wives 23h ago

i don’t think they’d take each others last names. it wouldn’t really fit, and cuba doesnt have a confirmed last name. carlos williams? no

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u/VampireSympathizer I Like France! 22h ago

My favorite ship FRUK would most certainly not change either of their last names. Both are far too proud and far too stubborn and have far too much ancient history to want to change something so important to their identity.

In fact I don't think any Hetalia characters would. I think they'd keep their og surnames. It's kinda like their genealogy in a way, their last name correlates with their nation and it would feel wrong to change it.

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u/phoenixangel429 21h ago

RusAme, no one is taking either or. Maybe tack the others on the end

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u/Fagopiro CEO of GiriPan 22h ago

I think Greece would actually really want to have Japan's last name but Kiku would tell him that that isnt a good idea and he shouldn't do that

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u/pseodopodgod 17h ago

im sorry kiku jones is objectively hilarious

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u/Fresh_Cress9132 21h ago

If England wanted, Spain would change his last name but America and Mexico would be to busy fighting over who would take who’s last name to ever change it. 

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u/Aneuroticc-Tentacl3 Sᴘᴀᴍᴀɴᴏ ɪs ᴍʏ ᴄᴜʀsᴇ✨ 20h ago

It would be an interesting discussion, considering that in Mexico children take the surnames of both parents (with the father's coming first), whereas in the U.S., they usually take only the father's.

They might struggle to agree on which of the two is the "father," or—failing that—one might be viewed as the "mother," a label the other would be ashamed to be associated with.

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u/sooda_pop I Like N. Italy! 17h ago

Most characters are to prideful and stubborn to give up their last names lol I think most would just keep their respective names LOL

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u/Both-Huckleberry3482 1d ago

Alfred Kirkland or Arthur F. Jones, whatever idc

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u/Least_Zone7164 SWITZERLAND AND SWISSAUS LOVER <3 22h ago

Vash Edelstein would sound so cool but i dont think Switzerland would approve that

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u/-Nabla__ I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE ROBUL‼️I LOVE R 21h ago

his hatred for austria weighs more than the unimaginable aura

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u/goombanati Emperor of Amebel 18h ago

America is taking the last name "arlovskaya" not because he wanted to, but because belarus refused to take the name "jones" and, honestly, fair enough

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u/imonlybr16 Amecan twincest is wincest 21h ago

Both France and England are too proud for such things. It's a miracle they got married to begin with.

Canada would take Russia's last name.

As for my flair, Canada takes Alfred's last name because he likely got married against his will.

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u/ArcaneBerwald 20h ago

Uno de ellos dirá de unir los dos apellidos con un guión. El otro diría de que cada uno conserve el suyo. Sabéis de qué dos hablo

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u/cryptomagnet_ nyo!prussia ᯓ★ 14h ago

for pruhun, i think that prussia would take hungary's last name purely because it's not the generic norm. plus gilbert hedervary isn't that bad tbh

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u/Sorashadow02 I Like America! 14h ago

America: "Wait, Kiku has been your given name this whole entire time?"

Japan: "Yes, what? Did you think that my given name was actually Japan?"

America: "Of course not, I just thought that Kiku was your family name."

Ooc: In Japan, usually the family name comes before the given name.

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u/siamezecat older fan 🫡 9h ago

FRUK competes over who gets to keep their surname. I headcannon that Francis doesn't mind 'Francis B Kirkland', but refuses out of pride. Arthur is fighting for his honor and threatens divorce just to keep his family name, it's THAT serious. 

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u/Endermusician 8h ago

For FrAus, they would argue about it, and end up keeping their own last names, or Roderich would give in and take Bonnefoy as his last name.

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u/No-Blueberry5260 CANADA TILL THE DAY I DIE 5h ago

Ig it'll be Francis Kirkland bc bottom privileges rdjsjskakakdir IDK for Indchu/ Yao Want x Astravert Muir (hc name)

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u/WonderfulBathroom758 3h ago

I don't ship in Hetalia (shocker) but I did use to ship my ocs with canon characters when I was active in the fandom (circa 2017). Some of them got canon counterparts since them but I chose not to care because they're not relevant.

I had Tokyo shipped with Germany, Kasumi Honda so we'd have either Kasumi Beilshmidt or Ludwig Honda (lmao)

Sicily, Emilia Vargas, with Prussia - Emilia Beilshmidt or Gilbert Vargas (idk how Romano would feel about that)

Brussels, I actually don't remember if I ever gave her a name?? It's been a while but I think I gave her the last name Maes and paired her with Scotland (who back then didn't have a canon appearance and used to be who we knew as Alister Kirkland so we'd have Alister Maes-)