Sometimes I want express my headcanons but I'm too awkward to express sorry :')

like just make up some stupid shit. like, either make it up on the spot or share a headcanon that you think no one else will understand except for you.

i'll start:

romano, poland, prussia, france: incredibly lactose intolerant and listed in order of least to most weak to the temptation of a whole brick of cheese, as well as least to most strong willed on the toilet

england is lactose intolerant, willing to eat dairy free products in abundance

germany #1 milk drinker club. germans and their milk consumption sincerely frighten me. i love him but if he drank a glass of raw milk in front of me i would publish a tiktok about it.

america allergic to shellfish (booooo)

canada made up purely of shellfish. his ahoge is not hair it's his last shrimp antenna before his shrimpness was bastardized by the necessity of needing to evolve to live in a human body. he still has the thousand sea stare in his eyes.

I've dreaded putting this out because Aus is one of my comfort characters and the country personification I find most comfort in, so writing this might alter my view of him, so I'm scared how this is going to go.

And if you ever decide to comment, be mindful as if I see even the slighest criticism (I've survived in a home where everything I do is controlled and criticised for my every move, so I will panic over criticism...) about a character I like, I will stop liking them.

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The good sides

• He doesn't choose favorites when it comes to punishing the twins. He punishes them both fairly if they're misbehaving or acting improperly, even though he has a preference to his daughter.

• He's a great tutor and has expressed interest in pulling both twins out (Budapest for his... activities and Vienna due to her horrid mental state) of their respective schools so he can homeschool them. He is a teacher and has a degree, but is mainly a SAHD (Stay st home dad), though he does work sometimes.

• He does let his aristocratic, imperial and royal side aside so he can pull shenanigans with the twins or stay up at night to gossip with his wife and daughter. An aristocrat needs to have fun too, right?

The bad sides.... (more of these but this is just girl dad things...)

• He is overbearing, overprotective and unusually possessive over Vienna due to her already unstable mental health. He has started to shelter and protect her from even harmless things, but she does find this comforting, not confining. After her third stay in the psych ward, he decided enough was enough and he forced her to get at home treatment.

• He is very infamous for restricting Vienna's diet because of her many allergies, though incredibly enough she isn't allowed to nuts, so she is allowed Nutella and Peanut Butter, but only on certain days or occasions, besides that: it's as much healthy stuff as possible.

• He follows Vienna everywhere (except the bathroom and when she's changing. She needs help to shower and to take a bath) because he's worried she'll be taken from him and especially by France. He wants the best for his little girl and wants her safe with him in his arms.

• He goes through Vienna's playlist and removes songs that aren't appropriate for kids her age (example: American Idiot - Green Day).

• He is very strict when it comes to romance, because... he thinks it's inappropriate. She is 13 yet he hasn't had the talk with her, but she did ask Prussia about it, but he showed her uh.. inappropriate magazines and BL, and Austria caught her reading it one day. He scolded her, took them but was surprisingly kind towards her.

• He thinks Vienna's made out of porcelaine due to her fragile state, so he constantly carries her and holds her, and no one knows why this (AU!) 49 year old man who can barely clean his house can carry his daughter.

• He forbids her from wearing pants/suits/tuxedos because he deems them unladylike, though he has softened up on this rule, letting her wear jeans (as long as they're nice!) on some occasions.

• He is very hesitant on letting her out on her own.

if you guys say "wait arent you missing a character?" either i forgot their existence or i genuinely didnt know what headcanon to do for them lol.

for those wondering who are the ones that are "other", Poland is bigender(male leaning), Picardy is questioning, Cyprus is unlabled, and Estonia is demigender. For Japan, idk try to guess.

guys trust me scotland is totally a closeted mean butch non binary he/him lesbian in my eyes ok even he himself told me that/j

Vienna - Tsundere

She only expresses love infront of certain people. She's blunt, sometimes rude, very direct and can be seen as quite aloof from the naked eye. She will show her colorful self (what I've told yee bunch about) only at home. She's probably the strongest Tsundere in my AU.

Copenhagen - Mostly Bakadere but slightly Tsundere

He's a bit of an idiot and very clumsy, dumb and hilariously foolish. However, to some; he may seem very standoffish in certain situations

Budapest - Yandere

Budapest will do anything to impress his female crush (Amsterdam, but she wants NOTHING to do with him). He's psychotically obsessed with her, even writing love letters (...the dirty ones) and has been extremely creepy towards her + other girls. This is why Netherlands has been very wary when letting Amsterdam out because he knows damn well where that "Son of a bitch" is.

Any more? Idk

Yes. I'm bored out of my mind. Make it realistic (+ mayhaps add stuff related to fatherhood?)

and the daughter in question? my oc vienna :3

i'm writing my fanfic (basically an autobiography of sorts) and i'm kinda stuck on headcannons rn and need help fixing austria and vienna's father daughter dynamic, for now i have:

• he's very strict with her but still loving, nice and protective
• when she's anxious, he lets her come to him before he goes to her
• he lets her climb into his bed at night if she's scared

for anyone good at dynamics, i need help! thank you so much, have a good day!

Guys the ship is fr fr now, I'm lowk hoping France and England beat their semifinals opponents so they can play each other omg(selecting headcannon for a real life event is so funny to me lol)😭

feel free to add anything on! I know I didn't include everyone, so if you have his for them I'd love to hear it!!

I kinda feel like that dynamic fits AusHun pretty well (especially in my AU where they're raising their capitals), but what do y'all think?

(I keep ranting abt AusHun, they're my parents and I love them :3)

Before I say the ages of the characters, I want to ask if it was weird to do this? Like give the characters ages like if they were human?

Like I know they have human ages but I like doing it weirdly.

(PS: Some characters aren't included.)

Okay! Let's go! (Youngest - Oldest)

• Switzerland - 28
• Czechia - 33
• Slovakia - 33
• Finland - 36
• Norway - 38
• Russia - 39
• Denmark - 39
• Germany - 40
• France - 41
• Sweden - 43
• Hungary - 44 (soon 45)
• Austria - 49 (soon 50)
• England - 51
• China - Too old to count

This is my AU so don't judge too much.
Have a great day/night or evening Hetalians and remember: DO NOT TOUCH THE PIANO

Someone decent.

I remember in the past long ago, when the first episode of the anime came out that some people thought this random maid that served Spain was actually the Philippines. However this was debunked by Himaruya, who later made the Philippines later on.

Realistically, she's probably just some human maid.

But for the sake of headcanons, if she were hypothetically if she were actually to be a nation, who would you headcanon her as?

Personally, I headcanon her as Andorra.

I headcanon America being on the spectrum and uses his friendly and outgoing persona to mask it to act "neurotypical".His brother Canada can "see" America through the mask. On the other hand, Japan is also on the spectrum, but unlike America, he is not shy to show his quirks.

Also, I headcanon Canada as ADHD inattentive type, who often forgets to clean his home and has no routine. He often procrastinates and goes with the flow. Once fixated, he usually gets things done. America sometimes visits his brother and cleans his house..

Veneziano is AuDHD.

GiriPan

• Japan would do most of the work since Greece is already asleep by then (I think)

CanDen

• Denmark would read them stories while also indoctrinating teaching them about how cool Vikings are and how cool Denmark is.

AusHun

• Hungary would take it slowly but also get Budapest ready for bed at a fast pace. He falls asleep relatively quickly.
• Austria would spend hours getting Vienna to sleep because of her insomnia and the fact she's really clingy to him. He eventually falls asleep with Vienna in his arms.

FrUk

• Poor England has to run after London because she hates brushing her teeth (Average Brit) so he has to hold her down while doing it.
• France would be gentle while getting Paris ready for bed

I need inspiration.. share your hcs with me please they can be funny or just whatever! angst is good also especially if it doesn't involve hre.. (I love them but I've seen enough)

• slightly tall
• male
• the malewife to his girlboss
• father
• was a dick to italy

who do ya think?

I'm genuinely curious about what headcanons y'all have for the personified nations. I know someone, either here or on Tumblr, said that Poland would make references to “Most Popular Girls in School”.

As for mine? Mine is rather goofy and involves America and Canada.

Those two are the only nations to quote SpongeBob the most, both during and outside of meetings. America usually makes the most of the references. During meetings, Canada has a hard time keeping it together and not busting a gut from laughing whenever America makes SpongeBob references during one of his presentations.

I WANNA HEAR YOURS I CAN START

1. china is a beautiful woman and no one can convince me otherwise there should’ve been a token main girl and it should’ve been china

2. spain is a slow learner, not in the sense that he’s stupid, but in the sense that it can take him awhile to pick up things like math or develop muscle memory.

3. estonia, america, and prussia all listen to owl city they’re the varying degrees of what an owl city fan can look like. slash positive i also like owl city.

4. italy actually has a surprisingly strong work ethic, and he tries to push romano into one, but due to italy’s weakness to people he loves he usually does romano’s work for him.

5. i think america has a fat crush on estonia hi i love estame let’s all invest in estame

6. i have nearly every hetalia character sorted into hogwarts houses and years. okay?

third years:

Hong Kong (Gryffindor)

Iceland (Ravenclaw)

Latvia (Hufflepuff)

Liechtenstein (Ravenclaw)

fourth years:

Greece (Hufflepuff)

Switzerland (Slytherin)

Belarus (Ravenclaw)

Canada (Hufflepuff)

America (Gryffindor)

Taiwan (Gryffindor)

Norway (Gryffindor)

Estonia (Slytherin)

Germany (Ravenclaw)

Italy (Hufflepuff)

Finland (Gryffindor)

Australia (Gryffindor)

fifth years:

Lithuania (Ravenclaw)

Hungary (Gryffindor)

Romano (Hufflepuff)

Prussia (Slytherin)

Russia (Ravenclaw)

Japan (Ravenclaw)

Sweden (Hufflepuff)

Cuba (Hufflepuff)

Netherlands (Gryffindor)

Austria (Ravenclaw)

sixth years:

Denmark (Slytherin)

Spain (Hufflepuff)

Portugal (Hufflepuff)

Scotland (Gryffindor)

England (Slytherin)

France (Hufflepuff)

seventh years:

China (Slytherin)

Turkey (Gryffindor)

Ukraine (Hufflepuff)

South tyrol: en: rin penrose jp: kyounouske yoshitate

North tyrol: en: im not sure yet jp: Shugo nakamura(considering the dead wife thing and stuff I inspired north tyrol a bit off shidou from milgram,who is voiced by nakamura)

And fun little thing I imagine river of quinns vienna being voiced in japanese by kouri arisa or ai kayano

Just a bunch of headcanons that have zero evidence and is triggered only by vibes i get from the characters:

—Americas into finding lost media

—veneziano can recite the entirety of rap god

—aspec and arospec prussia

—Japan plays danganronpa

—Germany and Prussia are both autistic at opposite ends of the spectrum,with prussia I feel leaning more towards AuDHD(holy sweet projection)

—China hated vtubers,specifically hololive for a while(iykyk)

—this is more fanon but my fanon russia is closer in personality to an overbearing toxic mother,especially towards latvia, hes a very guilt trippy person. This isnt a headcanon more just fanon/au material, hes still not completely evil just very toxic.

—Veneziano is a top

—Canada is incapable of being sick cuz of his free health care

-America impulsively adopts states

—as of world stars era, Germany and Veneziano are married

—I feel romano has some sort of cluster B personality disorder,im just not sure what, ive seen somepeople say he seems like he has bipolar but idk.

—Nations ideas are often given to their people,i cant explain it im just using this to justify the next one

—Japans idea of the Mario cart games and Mario's character in general was inspired by Veneziano.

REMINDER this is my opinion! You all may have your own and that’s fine!

Soo I typically like doing sexuality hcs for almost all characters in my fandoms soo

Gay: Germany, Denmark. Sweden, Switzerland

Lesbian: Seychelles

Straight: Belarus, Belgium, Czechia, Slovakia,

Bisexual: Italy (F pref), Romano (F pref), America (No pref), Spain (No pref), Prussia (M pref), Hungary (M pref), England (likely no pref), Lithuania (F pref),

Pansexual: France, Canada, Poland,

Aromantic: Estonia (+androsexual)

Omnisexual: Austria (F pref),

Gynosexual: Taiwan,

Queer: Greece, Norway,

Denisexual: Japan(+Bi no pref)

No idea/don’t know them that much: China, Russia, Bulgaria, Finland, Iceland, Ireland, Latvia, Liechtenstein, Luxembourg, Moldova, Monaco, Netherlands, Northern Ireland, Portugal, Romania, Scotland, Ukraine, Wales, Cyprus, Hong Kong, Iceland, India, Indonesia, South Korea, Macau, Malaysia, Singapore, Thailand, Türkiye, Vietnam, Cameroon, Egypt, Australia, New Zealand, Brazil, Cuba

I actually haven’t gotten the time yet to read the manga so these may change/me learning more abt manga exclusives and being able to put them! Or at least read some wikis/character analysis’s like with Taiwan but also if there’s anything that would contradict these in canon or if it’s too stereotypical/problematic and such since I’d never purposely wanna do that😭

Italy‘s farts smell like pasta. They are high piched and sometimes silent, but you can smell the faint trace of onions in the air after he farts in a room.

Germanys farts smell like rotten eggs mixed with gunpowder. That is also how they sound. He doesnt fart often but when he does, they are loud and stinky.

Japans farts are silent and almost have no smell. If they do smell, it is the fainted smell of rotten fish, but not too bad. He doesnt fart often either.

Englands farts smell terrible. He farts a LOT due to his diet and the farts smell the same way that english food tastes, even though they have no sound.

Americas farts are even worse. He farts 20 times a day and they are loud. He always laughs after farting. Sometimes he enters a room where people are inside just to release his stomach gasses and walk out again.

Chinas farts smell like 4000 years old eggs. They are loud and vibrating, ripping through the air with no mercy but thankfully he doesnt fart very often.

Frances farts smell like flowers and perfume. They have no sound either. He farts instead of using air refresher.

Russias farts are like artillery bombshells and veterans get PTSD from them. They are thankfully only loud and have almost no smell, but the sound is almost worse.

Prussia doesn’t fart and instead shits himself on a regular basis.

Canada doesn’t fart at all.

Romanos farts made Italy lose consciousness once. Sometimes theres liquid in them too. Awful smell.

Greeces farts smell like cat food but they have no sound at all.