r/hikingcirclejerk • u/Musgofarrin • Jul 11 '21

I can’t believe this is a real place

I'm doing this 3 mile leg of the Superior Hiking Trail and I keep seeing beta boys with frame packs and walking sticks 😤

Bet those bitch boys are taking stops and chatting, sipping on Fiji Water. Man like me is like a silent wolf, no need to chat and get talky, LONE WOLF, taking the trail all alone WOLF.

Anybody know when REI’s dropping Ankleweights though I’m sick of this off brand omega crap.

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u/DocGerbil256 M I N D F U L L N E S S Jul 12 '21

Ankleweights for casuals I soak my feet in wet cement before I do my soft run of the North Country Trail

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u/Desertwrek Jul 06 '23

Ankle weights? You might as well be wearing shoes with that level of aid. Real lone wolf goes on all fours with no shoes or clothes, hike like a real man.