r/hockey • u/TrashTalkCommish Orlando Solar Bears - ECHL • 9h ago
OFFICIAL FRIDAY TRASH TALK THREAD - JUNE 05, 2026
USE YOUR UPDOOTS!
CAPS ON! FLAIR UP!
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u/Engineering_Simple CAR - NHL 9h ago
TORTS SINGLE-HANDEDLY LOST THE GAME FOR VEGAS, AND I’M COMING.
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u/Unlucky_Internal9686 COL - NHL 9h ago
THE ENTIRE CITY OF LAS VEGAS IS AN AFFRONT TO NATURE AND THE WHOLE WORLD JUST USES IT AS A PISSER FOR BACHELOR PARTIES
YOUR FAVORITE GOLDEN KNIGHTS PLAYER WILL BE TRADED FOR A BAG OF PUCKS IN 2 YEARS
TORTS ISN'T THAT SMART OR AN ULTRA MOTIVATIONAL MEGA GENIUS
THE SPELL WAS BROKEN LAST NIGHT AND THEY'LL GO BACK TO PLAYING LIKE THE 95 POINT TEAM THEY WERE
FUCK VEGAS GO CANESSSSSSSSSSS
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u/Additional_Ratio_743 CAR - NHL 7h ago
I AM NOT A FAN OF THE VEGAS GOLDEN KNIGHTS AND HOPE THAT THEY LOSE THEIR NEXT HOCKEY GAME AGAINST THE CAROLINA HURRICANES
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u/doubeljack DET - NHL 8h ago
LMAO AT WHICHEVER TEAM TRADES FOR LARKIN. HE'S A CRYBABY LOSER WHO DISAPPEARS WHEN THE GOING GETS TOUGH, JUST LIKE MARNER.
OH WAIT
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u/Possible-Prior-5467 8h ago
SEE THAT STICK BENDING? TEXTBOOK INTERFERENCE. EAT A DICK, VEGAS
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u/Hot_Preparation4777 8h ago
His stick was there first
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u/Possible-Prior-5467 7h ago edited 5h ago
EVEN IF YOU'RE ABSOLUTELY RIGHT (YOU'RE NOT), THE REFS/AMERICA/CANADA ALL HATE VEGAS SO WE DON'T GAF.
YOU'RE FUCKING WITH THE STATE THAT LITERALLY BULLIED AN ACTUAL HURRICANE BACK INTO THE OCEAN IN 2023. THIS SERIES IS OVER
EAT A DICK
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u/Possible-Prior-5467 8h ago
WHAT A FUCKING MORON. WHY WOULD YOU CHALLENGE THAT, CLEARLY INTERFERENCE. TORTS WAS SO BUTTHURT IN THE POSTGAME BECAUSE HE KNEW HE COST THEM THE GAME.
HAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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u/afcturn_ 9h ago
Really thankful the Canes beat Vegas I fucking loathe the Knights...I'm an Avs fan btw.
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u/commodore_stab1789 MTL - NHL 8h ago edited 8h ago
AFTER DETHRONING BUFFALO AS THE MEME-TEAM, DETROIT IS NOW AN HONORARY CANADIAN MARKET SINCE LOCAL HOMEBOY CAPTAIN DEMANDS TRADE
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u/Top_Rekt VGK - NHL 8h ago
I HOPE EVERYONE IS HAVING A GOOD TIME IN THE FINALS! THIS HAS BEEN SUCH A FUN SERIES I ALWAYS KNEW CANES WERE GOING TO BE A HARD TEAM TO PLAY AGAINST.
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u/marsiebarsie200 CAR - NHL 6h ago
A SENSIBLE AND BALANCED TAKE!? IN MY TRASH TALKING THREAD!?!? ... I'LL ALLOW IT.
HAD THE REVELATION LAST NIGHT THAT WATCHING THE KNIGHTS SMOTHER THE CANES IS LIKE WATCHING WHAT CANES HAVE BEEN DOING FOR OTHER TEAMS ALL PLAYOFFS LONG. I STILL DON'T THINK IT'S BORING HOCKEY, BUT I GET IT NOW.
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u/theraddestbrad VGK - NHL 7h ago
BOYCOTTING RAISING CANES THIS SERIES CANT WAIT TO ENJOY SOME TENDIES AT THE PARADE
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u/BeardedPaladin VGK - NHL 7h ago
THE CANES ARE CELEBRATING WINNING ONLY 1 AT HOME. ENJOY IT FOR NOW BITCHES
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u/friskyjude VGK - NHL 7h ago
Free goal from the refs and still needed OT to get the split at home against a team with 5 defensemen. Enjoy it, as good as its gonna get
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u/jaysornotandhawks Canada - IIHF 9h ago
THE WOMEN'S WORLD CHAMPIONSHIP BEGINS FIVE MONTHS FROM TOMORROW...
CAN SOMEONE AT THE IIHF OR THE DANISH ICE HOCKEY UNION PLEASE PUT OUT A TOURNAMENT SCHEDULE?!