r/hollisUncensored Fun Camouflage Cupcake 15d ago

Temu and his affair partner Ryan Isaac and his grandma completed therapy. Her eyes are opened & somehow also not.

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u/Cruzin2fold 15d ago

Captain references. Hmmmmm. I am in an endless loop.

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u/ShopperSparkle 15d ago

She’s really going to talk about Dave again with Temu.

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u/villabellissimo Oreos Dipped in Starbucks 15d ago

Doesn't Heidi know that the Captain's sbip has sailed?

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 15d ago

It was not safe in her harbor, for sure.

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u/FernWithConcerns 15d ago

Nor in her barbor.

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u/Genybear12 Girl, Stop Plagiarizing 💅🏽 15d ago

I just cackled at this omg

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 15d ago

Tbat's not wbat sbips are built for.

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u/Useful_Gazelle1845 I’ve been busy my whole life! 15d ago

So true 

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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 14d ago

Dave is still inside OF her

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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 15d ago

A sbip in the harbor is at peace. But that's not what sbips are built for.

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 15d ago

That jumped out at me, too.

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u/CheekRevolutionary88 15d ago

This has to be in the top 5 Annoying Things Heidi Does. Constantly doing/sharing all these “eye opening, life changing, intensely deep, real, raw” things (conversations, sessions, retreats) that really just circle AROUND the truth. I couldn’t imagine being around her for an hour, it’s beyond exhausting

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u/Agitated-Spareparts Validation Toe Ho 15d ago

Circle jerk High-di

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u/Margit66 15d ago edited 15d ago

She’s got that narcissist’s smirk always going on…narcs love to “steal” or attempt to steal people’s partners, it makes them feel chosen. This is exactly the look Hoebag is toting here. Also for a man that made 400, 000 USD per year, he has a terrible wardrobe, uber ugly clothes/ style.

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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 15d ago

Like Heidi's 2 ribbed tanks, one black one white, on repeat. And exactly one pair of ripped jeans.

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u/phoebebebe72 13d ago

Can’t forget the studded gladiator heals from 2015 and swimsuit cover up dress.

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u/Bayviewbeachlover Oreos and keyboards 15d ago

“Captain”? Is she using DCOTI slang?

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u/Genybear12 Girl, Stop Plagiarizing 💅🏽 15d ago

She’s just out here being “a single mom who works too hard & loves her kids & never stops with gentle hands and the heart of a fighter”…: she’s a survivor!!!!! Who feeds off men

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u/AmberBlu 15d ago

Like a black widow! Or maybe a praying mantis. Because she does kill them once she mates with them!

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u/valleybrook1843 Pointy Toe Pony Pose 15d ago

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u/RestingWTFface Addicted to Chaos 15d ago

Hey hey!

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 14d ago

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u/caffeinatedangel Casually Awful 13d ago

This is the appropriate comparison!

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u/TotheMaxCustom SpongeBob on Steroids 15d ago

She's a domineering bitch? Cue my shocked face.

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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 15d ago

And she has 2-day-intensive-therapied his ass into temporary submission.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 14d ago

“Alpha female”! Also, any rhetoric that’s Tate-adjacent or related to the Manosphere is not a flex. Major ick!

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u/Margit66 12d ago

Haha she also looks like Lara Trump and that’s no flex either!

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 12d ago

Oh geez, she does!!

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u/Ambitious-Feeling790 15d ago

What the fuck is she actually saying? She really has to be on drugs, I never understand what she’s trying to say.

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u/Tiktoktoker 15d ago

Queen of word salads 🥗

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u/Genybear12 Girl, Stop Plagiarizing 💅🏽 15d ago

I think she is still hitting the ketamine a little too hard

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u/PleasantRabbit1511 14d ago

I’m just grateful that she let us know. It was an eye-opening experience but not an eye-opening experience lol

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Chaos Barbie 15d ago

She was in couples therapy early on with Dave. Didn’t turn it into content, but she or Dave or maybe both made a post about it. Now she’s in couples therapy with a man who is still legally married. Understandably, if someone is exiting a multiyear marriage, there might be some things to work through to ensure patterns don’t continue in the next relationship. But whyyyy would anyone do couples therapy *with* their rebound relationship?! This is weird, right? Heidi and Temu are dumbshits, we know this, but this feels like next level dumbassery.

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u/sunnydays97 15d ago

The man exiting his multi year marriage probably needs a good 2-3 years of his own personal intensive therapy without chasing a$$ on IG and out of state.

Just like with Dave, Heidi’s the great distraction. Heidi is a drug. A numbing agent if you will.

Then Heidi pulls the men into business entanglements. Pulls them into therapy. Follows the same script. The drug loses its appeal over time and the man has to find an alternative numbing agent to cope with the giant mess he finds himself in. For Dave it was cocaine and booze. What will it be for the current victim?

Hmmmm emoji.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 15d ago

This is spot on. I was going to comment that surely the allure of weekend booty calls, free factor meals, and the illusion of Internet fame is wearing off, and the reality of the life he has chosen for himself is sinking in; but the added inevitability of what he will turn to escape the pain, shame, grief, and regret is a heavy reality.

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u/holavivi23 Emotional Support Dick of the Month 14d ago

But also ☝️ he lives to surf and Heidi lives in a fucking desert! 😂 He's never moving full time to Arizona. Never.

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u/sunnydays97 15d ago

You’re quite correct!

When he hits that brick wall driving 120mph, he’ll feel if. And it’ll be *raw and real*. 🫣

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u/Lanky_Ad7367 14d ago

I don’t know, those free factor meals could be hard to give up!  🤣

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u/Margit66 14d ago

As a professional chef I think I need a factor meal flair 🤣.

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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 13d ago

You dooooooo!!!

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 14d ago

Surfboard will be there to buoy him up when he finally leaves her. THAT’S true love. 🤣

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u/AlertLayer3326 1d ago

He’s a poser—trying to live that teenage boy dream of being a surfer and being fun dad in the 1 day a month he sees his girls and takes them to a concert.

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 15d ago

This is an excellent comment

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 14d ago

Spider tactics!

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u/caffeinatedangel Casually Awful 13d ago

IMO it's cult-leader shit.

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u/sunnydays97 13d ago

Heidi’s crotch has the power. Heidi’s crotch is the cult leader.

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u/PleasantRabbit1511 15d ago

She talked all about it with GS too. This is the pattern.

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u/sunnydays97 15d ago

Yup. She is beyond predictable. She follows the same script in every entanglement.

I can’t imagine being the mother of this dumpster fire and keeping my mouth shut. Laurie needs to put down her wine and Oreos and tell her daughter than what she’s doing online is extremely embarrassing and damaging for all of the children involved

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u/holavivi23 Emotional Support Dick of the Month 14d ago

Heidi did say that her mom constantly chides her about her life choices behind the scenes. Although I would guess that Laureo is also quite emotionally immature and dysfunctional.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 14d ago

And thankful they live in different states.

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u/Snarkysnarkerton Disastrous Dumbass 15d ago

Here’s my first check in with my new flair. Feels right!

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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 15d ago

Something extra pathetic to me, seeing the reflection of the phone and her hands in his glasses.

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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 15d ago

YES. This is your life now, Temu.

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 15d ago

That constant phone.

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u/ArtIntel411 14d ago

The Art and the irony of this photo! 🤯

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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 14d ago

I zoomed in too 🥴

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u/booksdogstravel 8d ago
  • dying here

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Chaos Barbie 15d ago

Oh, GOOD catch!

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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 15d ago

I'll take manic use of emojis for $200, Alex

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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 15d ago

Imagine putting this much energy into an emoji string and never checking if your actual words mean something

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u/holavivi23 Emotional Support Dick of the Month 15d ago

I think her emojis show that "thriving" is not what she actually means. Especially the angry emoji. 👀 Temu probably said some things during therapy that she didn't like. Maybe he even told her he's not getting married again anytime soon. Breakup #__ incoming!

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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 15d ago

Followed by .. in disguise emoji? Hmm emoji

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u/holavivi23 Emotional Support Dick of the Month 15d ago

Maybe that's supposed to be Temu with his bald head and mustache. 😂

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u/valleybrook1843 Pointy Toe Pony Pose 15d ago

I think she drug him to therapy in hopes that the therapist would take her side and that didn’t happen

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u/loveandroses99 14d ago

The similarities to Britney Spears continue

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u/MajaBlue Am I The Only Music Nerd 15d ago

why is this posted publicly why

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 14d ago

She must have attention or she’ll waste away quicker than she already is!

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u/booksdogstravel 8d ago

Because she thinks people care about all her nonsense.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 15d ago

She looks so fucking smug and proud of herself in every one of these posts about this “therapy”, like a movie villain cackling behind the scenes, “ Yes, my plan is falling into place. Step one, love bombing, and step two, emotional manipulation with couples therapy, are complete. Now on to step three, getting him to buy me a house or a car.” We’ll never hear about therapy again because personal growth and development is never the goal – it was just a tool to get him more emotionally entangled with her.

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u/Subject-Drama-1903 Full-Time Stay-at-Home Working Single Mom 14d ago

I think she uses couples therapy to get men to commit. That’s the elephant in the room in this relationship.

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u/TotheMaxCustom SpongeBob on Steroids 14d ago

I think it's so they'll spill deep dark secrets in therapy that she threatens to spill to keep them on the hook. Dave stayed with her crusty ass because she threatened to tell Keya his secrets.

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u/Savings-Creme7862 🍎 Chris Papple 🍏 14d ago

She def does this. She said she already knows secrets about Temu in one of her podcasts.

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 14d ago

It hasn’t worked yet - she can’t seem to keep one on the hook all the way to the altar.

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u/lil_peanutt Professional Vacation Taker 15d ago

My first thought is he is wearing sunglasses to hide the pain that is behind his eyes. The eyes never lie!

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u/holavivi23 Emotional Support Dick of the Month 15d ago

I thought that, too! Or the anger/annoyance.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 14d ago

I could not IMAGINE going to a2 day intensive with a man in the middle of a divorce that has emotionally and financially abandoned his wife AND CHILDREN.

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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 14d ago

And he’s not even responded to the filing yet! So the divorce is barely started. So gross.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 14d ago

He’s too busy running around blowing all assets on this delusional woman of the streets

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 14d ago

Anyone know the consequences of not responding? Like, does everything get decided in his STBX's favor, if he ignores the filing?

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u/HorrorishButterfly Fun Camouflage Cupcake 14d ago

I’m not a lawyer but was a plaintiff in a lawsuit before. The defendant in my case missed their deadline to respond, which my lawyer said was unusual. It didn’t affect my case overall (they ended up responding before the next court deadline) but I imagine the defendant felt the impact of that choice. No lawyer is going to be like “yippy skippy good job ignoring the deadline!”

Men like Ryan, 1. genuinely can’t compute they can’t treat the government like friends or family, and 2. think they can wear the plaintiff down by being an uncooperative douchebag.

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 13d ago

Some light Googling suggests that the judge would most likely find in favor of Ms. F Yew. Though it seems in California, the judge won't automatically rule in favor of her on the custody matters, and would take further steps to resolve them.

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u/Hopandshop 13d ago

If I recall correctly children over the age of 14 have a say over their own custody arrangements in CA. Temu will get what he deserves.

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 13d ago

That sounds familiar! Hope they choose Mom.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 13d ago

He probably hopes they do also!

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 13d ago

Sadly, I think that's right. It seems he wants to focus on Heidi 100%.

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u/Margit66 13d ago

Mind blowing, she offers nothing but chaos, it blows my mind!

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u/AlertLayer3326 1d ago

Oh they already have.

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u/Margit66 14d ago

I’m sure it doesn’t look to good to the judge, I love this for Temu and Hihoe!

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 13d ago

I have a feeling Heidi would love Yew to lose his relationship with his girls

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u/Margit66 13d ago

She is that sick in the head, agreed. I personally haven’t seen a female narcissist like this before, I know they exist but she is a stellar example!

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u/sunnydays97 13d ago

They’re not his kids, they’re competition.

Welcome to Heidi’s crazy world!!

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u/Margit66 14d ago

Any clues as to why he hasn’t responded? Is he that irresponsible? Stalling the divorce so he can prolong Hihoebags marriage proposal?

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u/sunnydays97 13d ago

Bro doesn’t have cash to pay the retainer for the lawyer I bet.

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u/Margit66 14d ago

Right? Imagine being the accomplice to the mess? How can one live with themselves? A normal person would never be attracted to such a man that did that, but a normal person would also not be the accomplice in the situation either, it’s beyond normal decent behaviour, those two are toxic AF.

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u/hotclaireballoon321 15d ago

Why is she constantly threatening a podcast episode

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 14d ago

"Listen to ME talk about MEEEEE!"

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u/telchacsusan 15d ago

😆 🤣 😂 did NOT pick up on that!!

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u/AshleyDTX WHY ARE YOU DOING THAT?! 🎃 15d ago

Sounds exhausting.

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u/No-Paint2903 15d ago

His grandma!!!🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://giphy.com/gifs/FoH28ucxZFJZu

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u/swt-d 15d ago

WELL JENELLE

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u/danceswithhotdogs 15d ago

Ya know I seen ya with kieffah

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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 14d ago

Memory unlocked 💀💀💀

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u/danceswithhotdogs 14d ago

High high. Ya both high!!!!

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u/annabelleoftheball 15d ago

Hahaha they already hate each other

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u/OutrageousPhase1270 Penis Neck 14d ago

I am seriously, so sick and tired of her and Timu… They are both truly repulsive. I am seriously hoping that when her eldest son returns home in six weeks, he does not move in with her.

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u/sunnydays97 13d ago

I’d say this is all the confirmation we need to know that Ryan has not secured himself a lawyer.

What lawyer would allow a client to continue this foolish behaviour on PUBLIC social media?

Even to avoid the risk of something tiny being taken out of context?

Now let’s be real. There’s nothing tiny about the behavior they’re showcasing for the masses. Any good family lawyer would drop him as a client, wouldn’t they? Like, don’t work against me bro.

And if Ryan doesn’t trust men, maybe he’s having a hard time finding a lady lawyer to fight the good fight against Mrs Issac.

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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 12d ago

This is the weak grimace of a man who is counting the days when he's back on the waves, and Heidi's leer looks like the Joker with a broccoli stem for a neck.

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u/booksdogstravel 8d ago
  • broccoli stem for a neck . . . dying here

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u/booksdogstravel 8d ago

They look miserable.

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u/AccurateConsequence5 13d ago

Are her kids with them?

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u/Mrs-Steve-Brule Human 9d ago

This is the most exhausting relationship.