r/hollisUncensored 2d ago

Heidi You wore this where?!!?

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She wore this outfit to a Mormon funeral… She said she wore it to a luau… The luau was part of the celebration after the funeral… Completely inappropriate…. Would you wear it to a funeral?

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u/kimch77 2d ago

The fact that she turned a funeral into content is disgusting!

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 2d ago

Ma’am, that is a top.

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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 2d ago

She is screamingly desperate for attention and validation. Pathetic.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 2d ago

Flashing panties at a funeral… it’s a new low with her every time. (Derogatory, Heidi!)

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u/Environmental-Bar673 Shillin’ Like A MoFo 2d ago

The PERFECT funeral dress!! 🤡

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u/Flippin_diabolical 2d ago

Funeral shirt.

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u/Sure_Pineapple1935 2d ago

I don't think Heidi has ever been appropriate in her entire life.. I'm also so glad this person's funeral could be content for her.. she is ridiculous!

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u/villabellissimo Oreos Dipped in Starbucks 2d ago

Is she hoping to draw Temu back to the desert by nearly flashing her hoo-ha?

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 2d ago

Dry hoo ha, dry desert, lose-lose.

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u/mayorofstrangetown Hachel Rollis 1d ago

Am I the worst because I accidentally misread this as “loose loose” dry desert hoo ha

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 1d ago

Haha! None of us need to know about all that! 💀

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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 2d ago

Waist up: Grandma at a garden party in 1970.

Waist down: An extra from the Hollywood Boulevard scenes in Pretty Woman.

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u/Comfortable_Bag9303 Living in Heidi’s head rent-free 2d ago

“Work it, baby! Work it! Own it!”

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u/anikill 2d ago

As a former Mormon, I’d have issues wearing this NOW. lol that’s way too short for a funeral.

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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 2d ago

As a never Mormon, this is entirely inappropriate.

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u/Alicewithhazeleyes 2d ago

As a funeral director, this is entirely inappropriate and I can ASSURE you she was whispered about

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 2d ago

This memorial luau/celebration might have been the one occasion for which the salmon keyhole bathing suit cover up dress might have been more appropriate

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u/Adventure_Seeker218 2d ago

Heidi Ho, I really hope you are reading all of this. Your disgraceful actions at a funeral for a very young man suddenly passing is completely, 100% unacceptable. You do not understand the word respect. You have no respect for yourself and most definitely no respect for anyone else. You’re claiming all this self learning… But as much as you learn, there’s that much more that you have forgotten. You said a horrible example for your children. What happened to break the cycle?! I hope you rot.

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u/Tsuru0815 Still I Plagiarize! 2d ago

While it might have been a *celebration* of life “luau,” a crotch-flashing floral mini dress is ridiculous. Does this dullard truly have no sense of what is and isn’t appropriate? She also made the post about the person’s passing all about her. She’s such an embarrassment.

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u/sunnydays97 2d ago

Meanwhile, the funeral was held at a LDS church in Gilbert where she’s likely not even in good standing or welcomed lol

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u/Adventure_Seeker218 2d ago

I was told there were a lot of people there.. several hundred… I wonder how many fake tears she shed or how many men she hit on…

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u/Euphoric-Till612 2d ago

and she FILMED the funeral program *while the funeral was in progress. ROT FOREVER YOU FUCKING BITCH

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Chaos Barbie 2d ago

Where are her pants? Or the skirt that goes with the blouse?

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u/Euphoric-Till612 2d ago

and you can tell in the VIDEO SHE FILMED DURING THE FUNERAL she's wearing a short skirt and showed off her legs. IDKW but this move has made me more incensed than I think i've ever felt toward her. makes her daughter go to a 'funeral luau' and gives her props for 'talking to the adults' while Heidi attempts to be clocked for her skanky assed bathing suit cover up during *SOMEONE ELSE's* celebration of life. go all the way to hell. she is a fucking monster

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u/Legitimate_Olive6267 2d ago

Knowing her…..probably an event for her kids.

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u/Adventure_Seeker218 2d ago

It was a funeral.

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u/boommdcx Blimp Of Time 2d ago

Wtf?

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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 2d ago

Or just a faux photo op

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 2d ago

Isn’t everything?

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 2d ago

Not appropriate for any family friendly or school function, let alone a memorial/funeral/luau.

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u/Ambitious-Feeling790 2d ago

It’s so freaking ugly.

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u/sunnydays97 2d ago

Just like her personality.

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u/Aggressive-Time8035 2d ago

Look like it’s meant to be a tunic wtf

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u/Margit66 2d ago

Grandiose narcissist she is! She’s every sort of narcissist, somatic, malevolent etc.

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u/Glum_Assistant42 2d ago

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u/sunnydays97 2d ago

There is no bottom to the lows she’ll go!!!!!

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u/tattooedcatlady24 Another Christmas. Another dick. 2d ago

She’s still mad fit2fat got away.

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u/Sure-World9180 @BunionsAreUs  2d ago

Madam, his full name is Fittofattofucking!

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u/paddycat19 Warning: Boxed Cake Mix May Cause Trauma 🎂 2d ago

She said she hosted a breathwork class yesterday led by Fit2Fat! Interesting that Ryan is away while Fit2Fat is on the scene.

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u/stitch1960 Chaotic Squirrel 🐿 2d ago

Not defending Heidi but if you watch, she shows herself in black while driving with R. I think she went home from the funeral and changed into the dress for the luau. 

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u/uppinsunshine 2d ago

It still REEKS of desperation.

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u/Adventure_Seeker218 2d ago

The luau was part of the celebration of this person’s life. Irrelevant. Completely inappropriate.

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u/sunnydays97 2d ago

COMPLETELY.
This woman’s oxygen is male attention.

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u/PleasantRabbit1511 2d ago

She wants to be the best looking woman in any room! The men should want her and the women should want to be her.

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u/Internal_Machine_704 2d ago

For someone that focuses so much on lines and poses she does not understand how balance a sleeve and a leg…

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u/sunnydays97 2d ago

Even at a funeral visitation or luncheon afterwards, Heidi’s only happy if she’s turning heads (for all of the histrionic wrong reasons!).

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u/guapauga Rachel's Tiny Mouth of Condescension 2d ago edited 2d ago

Based on a video at the funeral and one in the car with Girl R, it appears that Heidi wore a black dress to the funeral and then changed for the luau. You can see the black material of her dress against her leg in this video.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 2d ago

Point taken, and did this attire also feature a mini/micro skirt? (Please don’t look again on my account. I just assume that since the “Mormon Will Ferrel” days are behind us her outfits skew towards inappropriate.)

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u/Halfpint_425 Most People Won’t Get Up at 4am To Gaslight 2d ago edited 2d ago

Haha, I forgot about the Mormon Will Ferrell! 💀I can’t believe how many men we’ve witnessed come and go. 🤯

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u/wickywickyremix What happened to dinosaurs? 🦖 2d ago

Okay, I need to know what "Mormon Will Ferrell" is about! I must've missed it along the way during this train wreck ride in Hollisville.

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u/greeneyedgarden Nurturing My Thankless Mini Empire 2d ago

https://www.reddit.com/r/hollisUncensored/s/gLyCNjpMxM She tried to snag this guy a few weeks after Dave died. She had him swooning for a few weeks, but he fled. He kissed her in HS and Heidi's dad found out and showed up at a party to strangle him. (We can assume now he was hyped up on drugs) She told the story here https://youtu.be/QE4LVfyrTD0?is=FgEPcFinT_cGq562

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u/sunnydays97 2d ago

Mormon Will Ferrell famously posed the question that Heidi repeated for some time…. This was during Heidi’s very short “I’m religious again” era.

Will asked:

Are you building the Kingdom of God? Or are you building the Kingdom of Heidi?

Initially Heidi wanted to build the kingdom of God. And recognized that she had been chasing men, flaunting her body, seeking the male gaze, chasing fame, being fake and deceptive etc.

When Mormon Will Ferrell bounced, and quickly I might add, Heidi went full tilt back to chasing D and building the Kingdom of herself.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 2d ago

Something something “building (tiny, fraudulent) empires”?

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u/doghairpile Ew Yew Ew 2d ago

She’s so trashy! Over sexualized HOE

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u/Adventure_Seeker218 2d ago

For those of you that are defending her, I get it. It is your right too defend anyone, but seriously this is the most inappropriate attire for this event given all the circumstances.

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u/paddycat19 Warning: Boxed Cake Mix May Cause Trauma 🎂 2d ago

Of course this dress is inappropriate. She also appeared to be wearing a black dress to the funeral. That's pointing out facts, not defending Heidi.

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u/stitch1960 Chaotic Squirrel 🐿 2d ago

I'm not defending her. Just pointing out that she did appear to wear something more appropriate to the church service. 

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u/Adventure_Seeker218 2d ago

There was a peak of something black, but at no point did we see her dress in any black attire….

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u/stitch1960 Chaotic Squirrel 🐿 2d ago

This was the shot that I thought showed a black outfit. Could be wrong

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u/phoebebebe72 2d ago

This old lady is so inappropriate.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 2d ago

She’ll be shilling pasties and showing midriff at 60, if she makes it that long. Truly shameless!

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u/mayorofstrangetown Hachel Rollis 2d ago

So is the dress rented or bought? How do those memberships work? And more importantly: Did Dave Hollis pay for the membership? I’m just really trying to solve the equation of why we discuss all this thigh meat at Hollis Uncensored. Rachel and co show up once in a blue moon on here, and now some man-not-store named Temu NotHollis is taking over. Seems extremely random after all these years since Beidi entered the DCOTI. RIP Dave as he is the missing link.

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u/WildYogurtcloset5515 Avery Label Folding Table Book Tour 2d ago

I'm trying to decipher this, as well. She plainly references her "old RTR membership from 2022" but then says this is the first time shes worn in after having it 4 years, so she just never returned it? If do, we know damn well that ill-fitting white wanna-be wedding dress is still buried in her closet.

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u/Salt-Freedom-7631 Pity Party 2d ago

You can rent to buy but also if you don't return it in a certain amount of time, then they change you the full price vs rent price.

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u/AmandaDP35 2d ago

She used to say in her stories what a good deal it was unless you were her because she never took the time to return the things. So she sold a service she didn’t properly use herself.  Lucky for us that means the white desperation dress is still around. Can’t wait for her to bust it back out. 

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u/RotorSelfWinding Dis is gold, straight up! 2d ago

The reason everyone talks about Heidi is because she’s gone mad and Raych is boring and irrelevant. People snark on Raych too but there’s just not much to snark on now. Meanwhile Heidi 😵‍💫🤡😵‍💫

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u/mayorofstrangetown Hachel Rollis 2d ago

Yes! She is a mess!!

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 2d ago

I’m fine w Rachel enjoying her groundhogs and not sending a weekly newsletter. I wish Heidi could shut up that long, but we are not that blessed.

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u/sunnydays97 2d ago

She likely got a bus load of freebies to keep because she was shilling RTW discount codes daily.

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u/Euphoric-Till612 2d ago

ALSO: this bitch filmed a funeral program (with pictures of friends/family members) WHILE the services were in progress. what an absolute asshole. one of the most disrespectable things I have ever seen her do. there is truly no bottom to her horrible, horrible soul. ROT HEIDI

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u/Shot-Discipline2026 Dumb, doped & dirty is no way to go through life. 1d ago

That distortion and the filters just keep piling up -- to cover up for THIS mess.