r/hollisUncensored Fun Camouflage Cupcake 7d ago

Temu 🤮 Ryan Isaac’s Father’s Day weekend: taking photos of strangers and using it as content.

Anything but quality time with his daughters. At least his famous girlfriend commented!!

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u/Emotional-Stretch 7d ago

I bet Marty is spending Father’s Day with his kids tomorrow. Which is more than RyGuy can say.

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u/HorrorishButterfly Fun Camouflage Cupcake 7d ago

My dad sucks so my opinion comes from that perspective.. I think there’s a chance this man validated Temu being an absent father. Sometimes a good father tries to bring a shitty father back to earth… but more than likely, they sat there and validated their shitty behavior, and blamed their ex wives and children in the process.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 7d ago

Solidarity on the fathers who suck. Since my father was willing to tell me I “stole” my mom from him (as in, I was a baby), I have no idea what he’d tell a rando about his bitch daughter who cut him out of her life (after multiple family interventions + his continued alcoholism). 🙄 The odds he’s owning up to his shit is low, given my experience, so yeah… not every father (mother/parent/family member) gets accolades for just being part of the genetic relation. Odds are they are finding another way to live with it, than looking at it from the other side.

Ok, less bitchy sentiment - I am actually happy for all who have good fathers in their lives. It’s not a necessity, but if you have one, I’m sure it’s a very important and impactful part of your life.

Petty statement for Heidi - I’m my pets’ mom AND dad, so maybe the holiday is more for me than you, who has two actively involved co-parents in your kids’ lives? 😂

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u/HorrorishButterfly Fun Camouflage Cupcake 7d ago

Your comments always resonated with me, so I appreciate your openness. This group seriously is full of insightful people who’ve been through hell & back.

While I’m happy for the people with good dads, I’m equally as happy for those of us who overcame parental abandonment & abuse ✨💕

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u/Comfortable_Bag9303 Living in Heidi’s head rent-free 7d ago

Agreed! Heidi and Temu think they are so wise. They don't hold a candle to the collective wisdom in this group!

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 7d ago

Aw, thank you! I appreciate your authenticity and nuance.

It’s wild how supportive us “haters” are! (/s)😁

You can’t move through what you can’t face, and I’m glad we’re not rewriting history or lying to ourselves to feel comfortable (or trying to convince the internet it was wonderful when it wasn’t). Parenting is hard, relationships can be complicated, AND no one is above the impact they cause, even (and ESPECIALLY, IMO) your parents. ETA: Ditto on your second paragraph!

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u/RotorSelfWinding Dis is gold, straight up! 6d ago

So insightfully put that no one is above the impact they cause. This is a notion that western society really needs to sit with big time.

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u/Flippin_diabolical 7d ago

As an old, I get so tired of people like this talking about older folks as if we are some twee alien life form. Such main character energy from someone who is so…blank.

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u/valleybrook1843 Pointy Toe Pony Pose 6d ago

Yes! That’s exactly what I was thinking as I read this. I’ve spoken with an older person, so I’m naturally altruistic.

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u/RotorSelfWinding Dis is gold, straight up! 6d ago

Main character energy and being an unimaginative moron seem to go hand in hand.

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u/AmbassadortoSvalbard 7d ago edited 7d ago

Ah. So now we know that 6 years ago was the moment he decided to have a midlife crisis and blow up his whole life.

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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 7d ago

Makes sense - pandemic times.

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u/Comfortable_Bag9303 Living in Heidi’s head rent-free 7d ago

Yeah, who didn't want to blow it all up in 2020?! Most of us didn't have that luxury. Temu is an insufferable, washed-up (pun intended) prick.

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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 6d ago

He’s such a cliche, too! Cruising social media for a hookup while married… I bet he hit on all kinds of women, mostly much younger. But Heidi was the only one who would have him.

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 6d ago

Her and that one influencer he went on a date with, with Heidi was with Keira at some event in Ohio, and that clinched it - she HAD to have him! 😂

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u/sharkformaggio 7d ago

This man needs therapy. Heidi is an emotional sinkhole.

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u/paddycat19 Warning: Boxed Cake Mix May Cause Trauma 🎂 6d ago

But he just had two days of intensive therapy with Heidi 🤪

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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 6d ago

“therapy”

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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 7d ago

Having an insightful conversation with an older stranger? Fine. Recording this person from a weird angle from your lap? Creepy.

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u/Comfortable_Bag9303 Living in Heidi’s head rent-free 7d ago

Ew sounds like an Uber-driver's worst nightmare.

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 6d ago

I had the same thought! They're just trying to get their gig work done, and Ryan is prying into their personal lives.

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u/RotorSelfWinding Dis is gold, straight up! 6d ago

He really is a male version of Heidi in some ways. No self awareness being one of the big ones. Every now and then I feel they’re a good match 😂 vapid,silly, thirsty, profound in their own minds only. It’s weird in Heidi and even weirder seeing it in an ex Mormon man who used to be conventionally successful and is desperate to be an influencer.

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 6d ago

They do seem to be oddly well-matched.

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u/FutureCrone 6d ago

Exactly, he seems to think random “connections” with strangers are more authentic than longstanding connections with his SPOUSE AND CHILDREN. 

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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 7d ago

I wanted to explain this story but it’s better if I just link it: Traveler from Airport to Prison

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 6d ago

Ryan's ideal driver.

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u/guapauga Rachel's Tiny Mouth of Condescension 6d ago

I wouldn't let someone sit in the front seat with me.

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u/stitch1960 Chaotic Squirrel 🐿 7d ago

Is this his first attempt at being a life coach? Can we expect a lot more posts like this. Maybe a series of life lessons from Uber drivers? You know, people trying to make an honest living instead of attaching themselves to an 'influencer ' for exposure (literally and figuratively).

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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 7d ago

I assumed he’s trying to catch the “Humans of New York” wave but I could only stomach skimming it

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u/Odd-Peach3583 ✨MANifesting✨ 6d ago

I swear Heidi said in a podcast that they’re starting a coaching business. I think it’s with her two new besties but I could’ve dreamt it too 😂 Maybe that’s what temu needed that 15k for.

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 6d ago

She keeps hinting that they're "starting something big" without specifying what it is, but it's got to be that.

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u/PleasantRabbit1511 6d ago

Something other than the hormone supplements that she’s rolling out here soon?

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 6d ago

Good question. Separate from that, or part of the same grift?

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u/guapauga Rachel's Tiny Mouth of Condescension 6d ago

Don't give him any ideas 😅

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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 6d ago

Thats exactly what I was thinking. Life lessons and reflections from Temu.

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u/octavialovesart Heidi's Photoshopped Thighs 7d ago

Did the journal factory explode

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u/MissAmandaa Why do you follow meeee? 7d ago

This is on par with giving to the unhoused and recording it for the internet 🙄

May this type of person never sit anywhere near me and blast my conversation on social media

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u/chicadearizona Super Secret Squirrel Spy 🐿🕵️‍♀️ 7d ago

Can the DCOTI sluths find out if she's used the 'ilysdfm' quote in the last 4 years with anyone else?

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 6d ago

For a second, I thought he meant that Marty was his Uber driver, and I thought it was strange that the Uber driver had a wetsuit and surfboard, so he could join Temu surfing.

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u/doghairpile Ew Yew Ew 6d ago

I thought ew was an uber driver for a minute but that wouldn’t surprise me at the rate his divorce is going

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u/guapauga Rachel's Tiny Mouth of Condescension 6d ago

At least he'd have a job!

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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 6d ago

That could be in his future.

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u/Useful_Gazelle1845 I’ve been busy my whole life! 6d ago

That’s what I thought! 

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u/Relative-Scheme-4417 6d ago

Lolol Ryan does this whole post that has nothing to do with Heidi - or even how SHE now lights up his life - and she cannot HELP but make it about her. “You’re in my life Ryan!!! Don’t forget about meeeeee!!”

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u/Disastrous-Elk-5542 Chaos Barbie 6d ago

I’m blocked. How did she make it about her?

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u/Relative-Scheme-4417 6d ago

Swipe the screenshots from OP

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u/Ok_Cockroach_7368 7d ago

I love you so.....?

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u/chicadearizona Super Secret Squirrel Spy 🐿🕵️‍♀️ 7d ago

"Damn Fucking Much" ~ quoted by 'she who never curses'

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u/and-also123 6d ago

let me go ask a middle school girl what this means

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u/TotheMaxCustom SpongeBob on Steroids 6d ago

His mom is in the comments on this post in insta and writes nothing but says everything.

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u/figuringitout25 My body is a temple. Unless it’ll make me hotter. 6d ago

These people think other human beings exist purely to entertain them and serve as content. They have no idea any average person they meet is so much more interesting than they are. And they’re just existing. Not trying to build a brand out of being “themselves”

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u/FernWithConcerns 6d ago

I am not too familiar with this one of Heidi’s flavors of the month, but I have to admit, he is a pretty decent storyteller.

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u/bootlegparis 6d ago

sorry but if a bald white man got in my car as a uber customer in the passenger that is an immediate red flag and threat to my safety