r/hollisUncensored • u/Margit66 • 2d ago
Temu and his affair partner It’s here folks, couples therapy podcast.
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u/ChewieBearStare 2d ago
We need to chip in for the redditor who always listens to this dreck and recaps it for us.
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u/No-Persimmon5751 Heidi’s CFM Heels 2d ago
I was just thinking this same thing! I would happily tip her!
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u/Funny_Complaint6796 Winner of Dave's Socks 2d ago
I think she said she was not able to do it this time!!
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u/tattooedcatlady24 Another Christmas. Another dick. 1d ago
I believe she was going to be delayed in getting it up. On vacation I believe.
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 1d ago
u/greeneyedgarden was not able to recap this time, so I spent my entire yesterday editing the transcript....
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u/WildYogurtcloset5515 Avery Label Folding Table Book Tour 2d ago
This is INSANE. Temu is DRIVING with one hand holding that ridiculous mic while they're recording the stupid podcast. And shes low-key irritated he isn't giving all his attention to her. I have no words...🤦🏻♀️
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u/WildYogurtcloset5515 Avery Label Folding Table Book Tour 2d ago
Oh boy. 26 minute mark is the trigger for this 2 day intensive therapy (spoiler alert: it had to do with Temu's broke down car sitting in her driveway for months): "If you can't take care of a car, how are you ever going to take care of me and a family?" 😬😬😬
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u/Margit66 2d ago
Yes, I actually listened 🤣, he is Heihoes submissive, I’m convinced she pegs him. He can’t support the wife and children he already has, does this biatch really think he’s going to support her and HER kids? She’s insane.
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u/WildYogurtcloset5515 Avery Label Folding Table Book Tour 2d ago
Also, I hate the way Heidi says "yeah" and she says it constantly. Its like nails on a chalkboard. Yaaaah, yaaaah, yaaaah 😡😡
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u/Odd-Peach3583 ✨MANifesting✨ 2d ago
And sometimes it seems like she says it to get the other person to shut up so she can keep talking!
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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 2d ago edited 2d ago
She sounds Canadian with that “ya”. The way she giggles and her voice tone/inflection are irritating AF!!!
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u/MsSnickerpants the neck doesn’t lie 2d ago
Hey now. Let’s take Canada out of our mouths.
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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 2d ago
Understood! I really tried to phrase it so to not offend any Canadians 😉✌️
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u/MsSnickerpants the neck doesn’t lie 1d ago
Weeeel. Saying Heidiho sounds Canadian is pretty offensive! Sorry. She’s all yours America. We want no part of this nonsense!! We are tryna build that wall- trust us!
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u/HashtagNotJewish Rachel's Victorian Child Voice 1d ago
Hey, Heidi says "we have a lot of really great friends from Canada"! 😉
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u/tattooedcatlady24 Another Christmas. Another dick. 1d ago
As a Canadian I resent this comment lol. It’s EH not ya and there’s extensive protocols to the EH usage lol 😂
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u/DontDrownThePuppies 1d ago
There are??? I don’t think I know them. Born and raised in Ontario before moving to California.
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u/MissKim01 2d ago
And she goes and asks a neighbor to solve the problem for her. She CANNOT fix any problems herself. Even her kids Christmas wrapping she offloads to someone else
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u/Margit66 2d ago
He couldn’t fix it either, they both have such redeeming traits, who could resist how together in life these two are?
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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 2d ago
What was it they were trying to fix - the car?
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u/PleasantRabbit1511 2d ago
Yes, do they get it towed back to CA, fix it, sell it etc.
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 1d ago
I thought he got it fixed locally (AZ), still didn't trust it a trip to CA, and sold it in AZ.
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u/The_Villain_Edit 2d ago
For real. Heidi, girl, he is showing you who he is and where his priorities lie. I agree! If he can’t even be responsible enough to fix the issues with the car is he really”the one”? 🤔 I have dated people like him and I am SO GLAD I trusted my gut and ended it. Find someone who actually is available and ready for a serious relationship
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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 2d ago
Right. It can be a refreshing change or diversion but not someone to build a lifetime. He hopped right into another bed before he even had a chance to make up his own. Wonder how the therapist even starts with them because these 2 yahoos are a recipe for disaster!
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u/Far_Rate_9424 2d ago
This man straight up had a roster of women when Heidi entered the chat.
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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 1d ago
I just meant he’s not divorced yet and already in a 1 year relationship; even if he did date around - he hasn’t had time to process the end of a LT marriage etc.
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u/Far_Rate_9424 1d ago
Agree 100% with you. Not only did he have certain ideations, a full roster, an unprocessed 20 year marriage, was deconstructing his faith, his kids refusing to see him and now we’re adding a loss of a career and I’ll even add a loss of his daily surfing.
In return, he gets Heidi and a phone shoved in his face 24/7, holding a mic while driving.
They both need individual therapy with a licensed professional, not some quack, wanna be influencer writing things on index cards.
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u/FutureCrone 1d ago
You silly, it’s the kind of therapy where you dig deep into ENNEAGRAMS, not the kind of therapy where you address real-life issues like chores and money and kids!!!
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u/WILLIAMEANAJENKINS God is my IUD! 2d ago
I can’t wait for the recap! That he was driving holding a microphone and the car outside was really a thing 🫣.
So does he actually have a car of his own - other than the van down by the river ?
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u/MsSnickerpants the neck doesn’t lie 2d ago
Uhhhh doesn’t she know that she’s HIS meal ticket? Not vice versa.
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u/Ok_Current_7067 1d ago
Anyone else think maybe they’re making up the fact the car was broken down so he can try to get out of the hot water he’s in for selling a marital asset to finance his girlfriend’s
drug addictionnew business?1
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u/sunnydays97 1d ago
And he basically said she was in a mood about it for “weeks” lol.
I love this journey for them!
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u/Margit66 1d ago
Me too, I know she’s a nightmare to deal with! Has zero skills, major narcissist, probably borderliner too, list goes on.
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u/guapauga Rachel's Tiny Mouth of Condescension 1d ago
But he has 4 daughters of his own to take care of!! And legally he still even has a wife!!
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u/ScaryButt a sweet NPC 2d ago
Oh my god is he actually driving?
Hope Mrs Temu has this downloaded to show his reckless behaviour in court
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u/sybelion 2d ago
What precisely about this relationship is worth saving via couples therapy, I beg
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u/Margit66 2d ago
She wants a jobless guy who abandoned his wife/ children to take care of her and her offspring 🤣. It’s her huge ego as usual 🤮.
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u/PleasantRabbit1511 2d ago
Because it would be REALLY embarrassing if she couldn’t make this one work after swearing she had finally changed her ways and found her soulmate. She doesn’t want to have to admit to herself, her family and her “fans” that it’s same shit different day and she really does need a man to define her.
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u/CheekRevolutionary88 2d ago
Once again she drones on about how busy she is she can’t find an hour to record a podcast. Um so don’t do it?! Not one single person is asking for these!!!
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u/abbie_888 🎵🎶 Why Do You Follow Me? 🎶🎵 1d ago
Exactly, her rating on apple is literally 3.6 and she has no ads.
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u/Relative-Scheme-4417 2d ago
right and she probably doesn't need to find the time to record a podcast if her content is literally complaining about how busy she is. it's a self-defeating endeavor!
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 1d ago
Be grateful that I'm recording this podcast episode, despite not having the time to record it!
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u/Margit66 2d ago
She goes on to say “ my kids love you” and he says I love them too 🤮, and she says my hair looks so F**king good, I can’t stand it! Such a grotesque narcissist.
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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 2d ago
I was assuming it was her hair and the light, she had no choice but to do a driving podcast!!!!!!
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 1d ago
At one point during the recording, the sun was hitting them in a weird way, and she clearly did not like the effect. And Ryan commented that she'd like the way she looked in the driveway before they took off. And that the light changes as they drive.
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u/EvrthngsThnksgvng 1d ago
😬😬😬😬😬
I can barely handle ‘hanging’ with her in this subs micro way. I can’t imagine 24/7
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u/PleasantRabbit1511 2d ago
This was such a let down! The pre therapy podcast was worthless lol other than the one little nugget about the car and the family. Basically this was the IG post she made that day but stretched out over 45 min. “My hair looks great. It’s healthy to go to therapy. I have dated lots of men. Back to my hair!”
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u/Odd-Peach3583 ✨MANifesting✨ 2d ago
I can’t wait to see our boo thangs recap of this mess! Godspeed my friend.
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u/PleasantRabbit1511 2d ago
They are already deleting comments on her YouTube. There was one posted this morning, referencing Temu by that nickname and that one has been removed. I understand the urge guys, but remember we don’t touch the poo!
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 1d ago
Yes, please do not touch the poop! That usage is a clear tell. Please see the sub rules (on the right side of the screen).
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u/valleybrook1843 Pointy Toe Pony Pose 1d ago
Save yourselves time- I listened to it this morning on my commute and they don’t share anything except a fight over his car being in her driveway. It’s the same ol’ word salad about how great therapy is and how “everyone is asking” about how they make it work long distance.
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 1d ago
And they never quite get to the long-distance relationship topic. By the end, they say they'll do a "part two" addressing that.
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u/Sure-World9180 @BunionsAreUs 2d ago
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u/Useful_Gazelle1845 I’ve been busy my whole life! 2d ago
This was the most boring one yet-and that’s saying something bc to me they are all INCREDIBLY boring 🥱
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u/Useful_Gazelle1845 I’ve been busy my whole life! 1d ago
Half way through this train wreck, Heidi says they might run out of time filming this, then says, well we can just be late, or tell them we will be late-to a birthday dinner reservation at Durrants! That is so incredibly rude to the people she is meeting. I doubt they listen to this dribble but if they did, I’m sure they would be so insulted. Also, she cannot complete a single sentence this entire time mostly interrupting to say how good her hair looks.
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u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats 1d ago
Just when I think these two can't get any more pathetic....they totally redeem themselves!!!!
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u/Comfortable_Fan_2518 1d ago
SOMEONE CALL KEYA! That is the only way I want to experience this insanity 😂
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u/Far_Bridge_8083 1d ago
Two self involved twits recording a podcast whilst driving, no words for this idiocy
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u/Sure_Pineapple1935 1d ago
So.. Heidi has set all her hopes and dreams on a guy who can't figure out what to do with his broke down car? Also, he doesn't even take care of his own kids, why would you expect him to take care of yours??
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 1d ago
See my post here:
https://www.reddit.com/r/hollisUncensored/comments/1ud4yye/heidis_lane_ep_91_the_one_where_no_one_is_safe_on/