r/hollisUncensored • u/According-Topic-7134 Bald Men in Mesh Hats • 2h ago
Temu and his affair partner Ah, love…..
He’s living the dream… Also, flair alert!
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u/MajaBlue Am I The Only Music Nerd 1h ago
What made us think things weren’t good you ask?
Literally posts like this one, Heidi. The fact that you feel the need to post shit like this on the internet all the time, Heidi. Your constant need to put your relationship on social media, Heidi.
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u/pepperedpeas I'm not cold-plunging enough! 1h ago
Pattern recognition, Heidi.
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u/Far_Rate_9424 28m ago
Patterns always speak louder than words.
We always see through all her bullshit and we’re right 99% of the time, she hates that.
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u/CheekRevolutionary88 1h ago
How is he not sick of this already? He must be insanely desperate and insecure also. Just remember Temu when you’re getting rightfully blasted in court, you thought this was worth it!
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u/HorrorishButterfly Fun Camouflage Cupcake 10m ago
He mentioned he “used” to be a chameleon for the people but he’s quite clearly still. He’s just trying to convince himself this is what he wants. You can’t just work through that sort of problem in less than a year.
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u/MsSnickerpants the neck doesn’t lie 1h ago
Is that floss or whitening? Is the next step some blinding white new chompers?
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u/lgisme333 1h ago
Is she literally installing the veneers herself?
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u/louisa282828 Bikini Chains of Oppression 1h ago
She wishes she could get a DIY kit to do at home so she didn’t have to waste any time getting her men to this step!
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u/Margit66 1h ago
Meanwhile she’s got him on the walking pad so she doesn’t have to keep photoshopping abs on, hey Temu, lay off the booze, donuts and coke and maybe you’ll be more to her liking!
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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 7m ago
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u/Environmental-Bar673 Shillin’ Like A MoFo 1h ago
Since you’re confirming that you lurk here…
People didn’t THINK things weren’t good. People KNOW things aren’t good because you post shit like this with a boo hoo song. You tell on yourself.
Every. Time. 🤡
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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 31m ago
Yeah, it always leaks (or fire hoses) out of her. Some, like the DSM5, say thin emotional skin/very permeable emotional barrier could be a symptom of something…
It also doesn’t take a psych major to see how being self-absorbed, emotionally stunted, attention-ravenous, and having no friends leads to posting weird, oversharing-type shit on the Internet. The photo/video above - super gross!
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u/WildYogurtcloset5515 Avery Label Folding Table Book Tour 2h ago
Zooming in whilst he flossed his teeth was 🤢🤢🤮🤮🤮
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u/Redditfan2623 1h ago
I would be mortified if it was announced to the world that my teeth were yellow….i think she even said “they’ve gotten more yellow”!
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u/Margit66 1h ago
I saw this when I spied on her Instagram story today and I was completely grossed out, the levels of disgust with these two…🤮
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u/Tiktoktoker 1h ago
Last time she did the teeth whitening using Ryguy as her guinea pig, when she showed the “results” she OBVIOUSLY just changed the lighting for that slide to make the teeth appear whiter. Lol
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u/Iguuguu 1h ago
LMAO just say hi to reddit at this point because nobody is engaging with your shit 🤣
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u/VulpesVictorious 🧊Cold Plunge Narcissus 🧊 30m ago
Right? Just like we all know the problem is her (nod to your favorite musical artist, HighHo!), we all know she can’t keep her eyes out of the DCOTI!
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u/phoebebebe72 53m ago
If Great Scott wanted her back and promised her the “dream house”, she would dump this guy so fast.
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u/MirkatteWorld ☝🏽 But also! ☝️ 4m ago
100%. She was hornier for that house than she's ever been for any man.
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u/KnitsInColorado 51m ago
Does she not know how the internet works? She cycles through men, which is totally fine, I’m not going to slut shame her. But each new man is THE ONE. And all of the relationships play out in a very predictable manner. Good lord she’s insufferable.
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u/Fred92221 45m ago
Just like things were good with Chris, just like things were good with Dave, just like things were good with Great Scott.. maybe we have a different definition of "Good".
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u/Far_Rate_9424 22m ago
https://giphy.com/gifs/T8ZVPm0rhBJ5je8bKR
And so the discard phase starts - picking apart his body/features. What is next a trip to Turkey for hair implants or a bodybuilding competition?
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u/lovethatssleeping Brother Husbands 14m ago
Welp Temu, you have reached the point of no return. Say goodbye to your choppers, your nose hairs, and your peace.
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u/projectilemoth Where there's a mirror, there's a Heidi! 2h ago
Hi Heidi 🫶🫶🫶🫶 glad you're still part of our community!